Kelly Clarkson Rolled Into London For A Concert
Friday, March 28th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Kelly Brianne Clarkson (born April 24, 1982) is an American pop rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Clarkson made her debut under RCA Records after she won the highly publicized first season of the television series American Idol in 2002. She was originally marketed as a pop musician with her debut album Thankful (2003). With the release of her multi-platinum second album Breakaway (2004), Clarkson moved to a more pop rock-oriented style of music,[1] and won two Grammy Awards. Clarkson's third album, entitled My December, was released on June 26, 2007. It went Platinum in many countries, including the U.S., Canada, U.K. and Australia. Clarkson has sold over 18.6 million albums as of 8th of March. Her fourth album is expected in the fall of 2008. [Wiki]
Manly....
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shes not fat. id pound that meaty ass
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I'm not a big fan of her music, but I like her as a person.
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lmao...i love the caption, "i'm just really healthy!"
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Kelly Clarkson is thick. I like that. I'd fuck the shit outta her.
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She's a size 2!
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There is no way in hell she's a size two! Jennifer Aniston is a size two!
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yeah, kelly clarkson is a size two just like jennifer love hewitt was a size 2 when those beached whale pics came out
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damn people...way to ruin a joke...#6 was making fun of JLH...anyways, she isnt expected to look like a model but yes, she is fat and very out of shape.
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on page 1 i can't tell where the outline of her legs end and the background begins, man this bitch is outta shape
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this is sad, she has a cute face
her body is very disgusting
I don't believe she's happy or healthy
diabetes and cholesterol bomb
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id still hit it, i think shes still pretty hot.
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I suspect she's a bulldyke. But she has an amazing voice and I'd still do her.
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She's so fat that people consider her lesbian!!
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she not fat, just extremely well fed
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I'd hit it like a single up the middle.
/see what I did there^
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BTW...Moe..."Kelly Clarkson..."rolled"...into London For a Concert"
cute, very cute....
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If this was 1960 she would be a hot hippy chick in a Janis Joplin kind of way, but since this is 2008 she is a fatty! Not the best choice of clothes when you packed on some extra pounds! Lay off the Guinness baby! I'd still give her a facial though!
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FAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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You know what they say, black is very slimming...
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i know kelly clarkson for like 2 years, but shes okay to me
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I still like her, but she ain't exactly looking cute here.
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She looks less fat here than on those last pictures.
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Those are thunder thighs..thunder arms too.
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She needs a new stylist.
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Right on, Mundo!!
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Bullshit! She's not fat . . . she's just incredibly NOT THIN!!!
Oh well . . . not everyone can be a scrawny bastard like me :)
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She looks dirty, I don't know why. Like she'd smell bad, or something.
And she's so incredibly obnoxious......
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chubby wubby
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Jello in Jeans...
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Kelly should take a good look at Chloe Lattanzi.. then she might learn her lesson
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Holy shit I thought that shadow near her arm was actually part of her arm
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Since everyone on here keep talking about how women who say they wouldn't fuck an old dude for three million dollars is lying, I have a question for the men:
Would you fuck Kelly Clarkson for three million?
How about 2 million?
1 million?
500,000?
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$22.50 and cab fare.
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I'd do her, for cheap . . . but I'd surely need a 'fluffer'!
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Yea she's chubby, but I'd still hit it.
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DAMN.............. shadow of that ASS weighs 20 pounds. i'd still tap it though. in my humble opinion, she's got one of the best voices in the industry
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Ana - i'd do it for a "centime"
And the Wiktionary says;
A former subunit of currency equal to one-hundredth of the franc.
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Lol, the guy that made all this is some pathetic tosser by the looks of it, i know jealousy is infeciuos to some, but get over it..and the weird yellow writing with your..ermm"jokes" Yeah not cool dude.
Grow up, and if she is fat, then your aneroxic.
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