Kelly Monaco Bikini Pictures Bring The Afternoon Links!

These were snapped @ the DKNY Jeans Pool Party.

- Holly Madison Is Close To Perfection [HollywoodTuna]
- Sonya Kraus is Today’s Daily Snapshot [CO-ED Magazine]
- Suzan Hughes is Mangled in her Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Fact Or Fiction: Michael Jackson And Pamela Anderson Dating [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Hartnett has a sex tape [Celebslam]
- Big Brother's Sexiest Moments! [Zoo Today]

- HoHan's Two Cents [Dlisted]
- Actor/Singer/Songwriter Jerry Reed Dead at 71 [Bumpshack]
- Pilar Montenegro in a Bikini: More Please [Derek Hail]
- Leighton Meester was a prison baby [The Blemish]

- Refrigerator Rampage [Flabber]
- Another NFL Player Gets Shot a Whole Bunch [Celeb Parasite]
- Madonna’s tour crew is upset over poor travel accommodations [Cele|bitchy]
- Don LaFontaine, voice of movie trailers, dies [The Bastardly Society]

- BONERTOWN HOTTIE OF THE DAY: KIM SMITH [Unibrow]
- Megan Fox is Hot Doing Just About Anything [The Grumpiest]
- Natalie Portman Red Hot At The Venice Film Fest [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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26 Scandalous Comments

I'd use my tongue to get the lint out of her ass crack.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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KELLY MONACO IS AN OVERRATED CUNT WITH FAKE TITS AND THE BASTARDLY WRITERS ARE LOSERS WITH HARD ONS FOR THIS BITCH.THESE PICTURES WHERE TAKEN 0N 7/20/08 WHEN SHANNA MOALKER CALLED SEX TAPE KIM A FAT WHORE AND SHE HUMPED WHITE BOYS IN THE PAST.KELLY MONACO SWALLOWS MEXICAN CUM BCUZ SHE A ATTENTION WHORE

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 2:49am
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THE GAY BASTARDLY WRITERS JACKSON AND MOE JERK EACH OTHER OFF ON FAKE TITTY CUNT KELLY MOANCO PICS,WHAT A PAIR OF GAY FAGGOTS.KELLY MONACO IS A NO TALENT SLUT WHO SUCK MEXICAN DICKS WEARS ALOT OF MAKEUP TO COVER EHR HERPE FACE.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:53am
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FUCKING NICE, BRAH!!!!!!!
A SHANNA MOAKLER KELLY MONACO FUCK SANDWICH IS WHAT I AM HUNGRY FOR
IF I FUCKED THE TWO OF THOSE BITCHES I WOULD JIZZ OUT EVERY LAST DROP OF CUM THAT I WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO MAKE AND THERE WOULDNT BE ANY LEFT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
SHANNA MOAKLER LOOKS LIKE SHE WOULD FUCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, BRAH!
YAH!!!!!!!!
AND I WOULD STICK MY TONGUE IN KELLY'S FRECKLED ASSHOLE AND RUN HER DINGLEBERRIES ACROSS THE TOPS OF MY GUMS
HOLY SHIT!
WHAT A DOUBLE WHAMMY
AS SOON AS IM DONE DRINING MY ICE BLENDED IM GOING TO GO INTO MY BATHROOM AND RUN THE SHOWER SO MY MOM DOESN'T HEAR ME SAYING THIS:

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH! SUCK ON THAT COCK! SHANNA, LICK MY BALLS, KELLY LICK MY ASS, THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKIN WHORES, NOW BEND OVER IM GOING TO TAKE TURNS FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU, THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING WHORES, NOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, OPEN YOUR MOUTH, LOOK AT ME BITCH! LOOK AT ME! HERE IT COMES! OH, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU BUTCH WHORE FUCKING NASTY DIRTY PIECE OF SHITS FUCK YEAH

AND THEN I WOULD WASH MY HANDS AND GO SIT AND THE DINNER TABLE AND EAT MY CHEF BOYARDEE LIKE A GOOD BOY

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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Moakler is a lot prettier.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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why does #2 sound suspiciously like a gentleman by the name of Edward Yang? not that i'm complaining. miss ole Ed.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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me too
ed would really like to stick to these two world class whores, er, i mean, actresses

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 8:10pm
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actually Dude, i'm not as complicated as you. i just want shanna to tongue fuck my asshole while kelly tongue fucks shanna and then i want to sit and stroke and watch them make out and scissor till the cows come home

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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i'd stick my banana in her republic

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 8:34pm
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ridiculously nice body and sexy legs. i'd hit that...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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It's about time. This is the only way Kelly Monaco should be seen.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 9:08pm
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Actually, she really needs high heels to complete the package.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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Looks mighty fine..from here.

Mundo
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 9:24pm
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i hope the josh hartnett sex tape thing is true and that it leaks...*soon* :)

Glimmer
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 9:30pm
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I like this. I like it a lot. Very yummy. She is bumlickable.

damnable
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 10:08pm
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She kind of looks like that prostitute Spitzer got caught with

The Devil
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 11:44pm
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Only not as hot.

Rhonda
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 3:05am
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Body not as perfect as it used to be but still a hottie.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 12:27am
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Is that a capsular contraction or is her boob just plain deflating?

Frost
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 3:49am
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True that she's not as hot as she once was, but i would still savor kissin every inch of that outrageously sweet meat.

And thats the bottom line.........

Stone Cold
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 8:30am
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I would lactate those milk duds 24/7/365

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 1:44pm
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KELLY FUCKING WHORE. KELLY FUCKING CUNT. KELLY FUCKING SLUT. KELLY FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE HER.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:32am
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All you haters claim she has fake tits,F.Y.I,not everyone has fake tits and if you saw her Playboy speread you would know that her tits are very real & very beautiful.

Friday, January 9th, 2009 @ 11:12am
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