Kendra Wilkinson Gets Engaged!! Hef Has Girlfriend Job Openings!

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As reported last week, Kendra Wilkinson has successfully used her Hef & Playboy connections to land a wifie position w/ Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. The football player popped the Q atop Seattle's Space Needle earlier this month. To show his love for Kendra, Hef's throwing a wedding bash this coming June at his Playboy Masion---assuming things between Kendra & her new man last that long.

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These were snapped in NYC at Mariah Carey's Halloween Party. See more pics of Kendra here!

In just the last month, a total of two chicks have left the mansion, so does this mean Hef will spend the remaining years of his life watching porn & dropping massive quantities of Viagra? Yeah right.

Hef has more than moved on. He's actively taking apps from hot white chicks from all over the globe to fill the vacancies on his bed. Please note that the application process involves tea-bagging Hef, so apply w/ extreme caution. At the moment he's vetting (having old-man/young-hotties sex) w/ sexy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, so expect some delays in hearing back from Hef & Co.

Pictured: Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a recent Playboy layout.

DAMN YOU HEF, DAMN YOU!!

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Hugh Hefner makes me laugh but not funny haha. more like look at this fool.

Monday, November 10th, 2008 @ 6:00pm
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Agreed. There is a point of absurdity that he just crossed with the 19 year olds. Whats next. He dumps them when they get 21 and picks up a coupla 14 year olds??

Monday, November 10th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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i want to fuck kendra in the back door.

Monday, November 10th, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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