Kim Kardashian Disappoints On Dancing with the Stars Premiere
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

So who caught the premiere last night?
With ghetto-booty-shaking expectations so high, Kim Kardashian choked last night. She scored a modest 19 from the judges and was beaten by five others, including football star Warren Sapp & 82-year old Cloris Leachman. The top score of the night went to model Brooke Burke, so I wasn't too surprised on that end.
Two more nights of the 3-night premiere still to go, after which only 11 of 13 original dancers will remain. I think it's time for Kim to print more "VOTE FOR KIM" tees!
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I was very disappointed last night. She looked beautiful, but her dance was boring. Hopefully, she'll get better.
I'm off the Team Kim bandwagon, and torn between Lance Bass, Warren Sapp, Toni Braxton, and Brooke Burke.
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NOOOOOOO! Rhonda.. say it aint so. Lol. Yea it was boring but she had a boring dance. Come back Rhonda, we miss you. Lol.
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I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and call it nerves. Maybe she'll do better with a faster dance, like the rumba.
But, Lance was really good. And, Warren is a cutie. Damn! I hate having to choose.
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She herself said she can't dance.
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Kim is a nasty whore, but Brooke Burke is beautiful and has the hottest body I've seen for a woman with 4 kids.
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Brooke Burke has the hottest body period...trumps that fat assed Kim K.
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nice
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Ugly, fat legs.
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