Kim Kardashian & Her Booty Launch Bongo Jeans' Fall Collection

These were snapped in L.A.

How to make it big in Whoreywood:
1. Befriend Paris Hilton
2. Attend parties with her.
3. Hook up with some famous dude @ one of the parties
4. Hook up with some famous dude again, but make a sex tape this time around
5. Leak the sex tape on the Internet
6. Collect lots of money from TV networks, ad campaigns, magazines, Larry King Live, etc, etc.

In conclusion, the root of all success is none other than Paris Hilton!

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47 Scandalous Comments

I was wondering what happened to her...

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 8:52pm
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Those clothes are for 14 year olds. Why is a 28 year old woman wearing the clothes of a 14 year old? Hollyweird is indeed a strange place. Everyone is perpetually in 8th or 9th grade.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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Is it just me, or is her ass getting smaller?

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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She looks good but her arms need toning.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 9:09pm
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I've noticed in another post that her butt seemed less big. She looks good in yellow.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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damn, pick 3 is scary. Her faced is super caked in makeup.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 9:36pm
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i think she has lost weight...her arms got thinner but jiggly...this is why i hate yellow...it looks so ugly on girls with black hair

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 9:43pm
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super cute. i know she wears makeup. all girls do. almost all. but her skin looks so ncie to me. and did i say she looks super cute

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 9:47pm
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her ass really does seem smaller, maybe she took those implants out.

It so random that she's promoting Bongo Jeans...this is the first time I've never seen her dressed like this. She's normally in some skin tight dress or shirt. Who the hell hired her for this line? Its not her at all.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:00pm
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Love this girl!! Flawless and her booty looks good!! Lol. ;)

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:03pm
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courtney, but how do you feel about her shoes....???? ;)

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:24pm
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id love to see that booty bouncing up and down on my dong

awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:37pm
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wokka....uh have you seen her sex tapes ???? don't know if you'd be to enthused(or as enthused) after seeing those. so far i've only seen the first...

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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I saw her sex tape hahhhah

It was boring but not quite as bad as most people say.

Her reactions to everything were so fake though, like her moaning and when she says "i'm gonna cum", etc. It all sounds forced and fake.

I was just curious, by the way. That's why I watched it.

Anyway, What are you talking about glimmer?? She only has one sex tape.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:57pm
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Is she going to endorse that embalmers putty on her face?

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:58pm
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#6, you said the same thing about BLOTD today and your profile looks like nothing more than a big ad for an STD infested singles site. Me thinks you're just spamming the Bastardly to generate ad revenue for your own site.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 11:07pm
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Can we stop wasting valuable internet tubes on this parasitic gold-digging whore? Are the real actresses, singers, models or interesting people of the entire planet just not doing anything lately that this dumpy wastebasket makes headlines?

Must be a slow news day.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 11:22pm
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Wow, that's not bad. These are some great ideas on what can turn an actress into a whoreywood.

YankeesDaily

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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Yeah, let's move on to other parasitic gold-digging whores! We know this site only highlights the creme of the crop when it comes to actual talent!

This is the Bastardly. Its all about the people you would only notice on slow news days.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 12:43am
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If Mrs. Butterworth's or Aunt Jemiama is looking to modernize their add campaigns, they've got a winner here

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 2:24am
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jimminy crickets wtf her face is covered. Besides her ass this chick is useless.

I NOW DECLARE HUMANITY EXTINCT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE MORONS SURVIVED

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 3:48am
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Wow d55 you are still a stupid whore!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 4:13am
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I think a better name than Bongo for the pants would be "Large Ass Jeans".

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 4:55am
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woo who fat women rejoyce!!! now they have jeans that will be baggy on you, the WhoreRaat line!!!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 5:35am
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Can't wait for her next tape!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 7:05am
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Could it be that her tits actually look even bigger in yellow.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 7:47am
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DAMN that ass is BIG

beautiful face though

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 8:59am
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Kim is beautiful and exotic, but she would look 100x better if she lost 15-20 lbs.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 9:21am
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what a useless person

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 9:39am
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Just the fact we have to look at her HUGE butt is an eyesore in itself!

Imagine her explaining why she is on any site to her grandkids?

Only one good thing about her.... wait, make that two.

FUNBAGS!!!!! Big ones at that! That should be the only thing we ever see of her.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 9:45am
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She's definitely hot, look @ dat ass !

You're all fags.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 10:01am
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Pic #2 is SMOKIN' HOT!!!

/Kim K. is a modern day Goddess
//the Bastardly comes through once again, thanks!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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her eyelashes look like spiders!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 1:11pm
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ahahahhhhhahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhahaaaaahahahahahhah...........hahahahhahahahahhhahhahaha.......ahahahahhahahhahahhhah..... aaaaaah, when i said Whoreywood i sounded chinese.

....sorry China-

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 1:23pm
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christ. how is she any different than any other flabby, big bootied, big boobied average looking beehatch.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 1:24pm
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I think she needs more make-up on...

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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I wonder how many bottles of foundation and mascara she goes through for every event. Stop caking on the make up!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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I really don't find her butt attractive.
Pretty face, though.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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i dream of fucking this woman

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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Kim is SEXY as hell.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 7:09pm
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this woman just makes me want to puke. she's chubby and horse-faced. and ass-wise, i'd take jessica biel anyday.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 6:01am
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lol @ 43 buddy im sure you're ugliest thing walking around and if you saw Kim in person you wouldnt be able to hide your boner!
pffffff Horsefaced!! she has a gorgeous face...what is it with you people and this horse face comment!!! people can have a round face and still look like a horse...its not b/c her face is somewhat long that it looks like a horse...shes gorgeous...
oh and jessica biel looks like a fuckin man

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 11:55am
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You guys need to stop knocking this girl. She sure has came a long way from the beginning of her career. You've got to admit that this a great career move for her, along with having her own show and boutiques. Stop the hate, congratulate.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Kim looks like a tranny, she has a long camel face, 20 lbs of makeup and looks chubbish in those pics. If you find a trannyface gorgeous or hot..she is your type.

KIM = ELVIRA meets Cher

Paris Jr 15 mins is ticking away, maybe in porn she has future..

Trannyface gangbang # 45

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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