Kim Kardashian Shakes Her Big Booty Doing The Mambo on DWTS!
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Following the dance, the judges verbally abused Kim claiming she had no skill in using her main asset, her big boody. Her final score from the judges was an 18 & she survived the first round of elimination, so we'll see what happens tomorrow.
During the practice session, Kim said: "My biggest challenge with the mambo is just shaking my butt; everybody thinks I know how, but I just really don't. I think I need Booty 101." Later on, during the post-dance interview, Kim claimed that unlike her attention-whorish sisters, she was the shy one in the family, so she just has to learn how to unleash her "inner energy."
Watch the dance below:
























I saw the video...and it wasn't too bad....still she could've move a little more, she seem like she was forcing every move...although she did look very differant, well her face did...overall, not too bad...I gave her a 6
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she SUCKED
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she SUCKED
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Thanks for the reminder, almost forgot to vote.
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aw I was rooting for her. I thought she would be able to shake her ass a little better than that. She did look beautiful
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God this girl is gorgeous. especially her face is really really stunning.
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Partner looks like Peyton Manning in a gay sort of way.
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I actually expected her to be worse but she was quiet good, and she looked stunning!
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So she can't dance, what "talent" does this woman posses?
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how can she stand to have a white guy touch her?
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She's a fat pig.
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How can u expect to shake fake booty???
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Exactly. People with real big booties know how to work them 'cause they've had them their whole lives.
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LMAO!! If you have no rhythm you have no rhythm, booty or no booty! Too many fuckin' Einsteins up in this piece.
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Wha? =)
That's a hell of a lot nicer than saying she can't get the rhythm right because the implants are slip-slidin' all over her back and throwing it all off.
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As our dear friend Billy Shakespeare once said..."full of sound and furry signifying nothing."
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As much as I like her, I have to say, it´s PAINFUL to watch her dance, she has no sense of rhythm, oh God, and what was that song?!?! couldn´t they chose something better, that isn´t mambo.
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I CANT BELEIVE SHE WOULD COME ON THIS SHOW. ITS BEEN NOTHING BUT AN EMBARASSMENT FOR HER. AND OBVIOUSLY SHE WASNT BORN WITH THAT ASS CUZ IF YOU WUZ BORN WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT YOU WOULD'VE LEARNED HOW TO SHAKE IT BY NOW. THE GIRL HAS NO IDEA HOW TO MOVE THOSE DAMN IMPLANTS. AND TO TOP IT OFF SHE PLAYED THE SIR MIXALOT SONG. THE LAST THING SHE NEEDED WAS MORE ATTENTION ON THAT BODY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH! THAT OLD LADY CLORIS MOVED WAY BETTER THAN HER!
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Like being "born with an ass like that" *chuckle* automatically puts you in the culture of rump-shakers. I'm sure there are nuns and soccer moms with naturally big asses, too... What would be your reasoning for them not being able to shake it?
Kim is still standing after week one. I look forward to your brilliant and well thought out analysis of her next performance.
With that being said, GO TONI!!
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^^^LoL! Your spot on Oozie!
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I love KimiK, but she does not know how to shake her money maker, she got to give the people what they want. Seem like she playing down her assets, her outfits are hiding everything. Grandma is showing more cleavage then she is. She needs to have a couple drinks before she dances. However I did vote for her 12 times,keep dancing girl.
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i really dont think that they are ass implants
she is just really sluggish
and i'd like to see you shake your ass "properly" when you have an extra 40 pounds on your backside
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Like I said before, I have yet to see a dancer with big tits and a fat ass look graceful, if ever, on the dancefloor. Her body is not made for dancing, maybe horizontally, just not vertically!
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