Kim Kardashian's Huge Ass Promotes DWTS Premiere Tonight!
Monday, September 22nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: INFDaily.comSince we here @ Bastardly are total suckers when it comes to huge & possibly fake asses, we simply can't pass up pics of Kim camera-whoring while wearing X-Small Spandex bottoms on her X-Large booty.
And, remember the last time we saw Kim's ass out in full force?
I love me some Kim K.!!!!
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GREASY CUNT KELLY MONACO WAS ON DWTS HASBEENS TO SHOW HER FAKE TITS AND PROMOTE ABC SHOWS.BY THE WAY SHE WON A FIXED DWTS HASBEENS IN 2005 BCUZ SHES AN ATTENTION WHORE WITH NO OTHER TALENT
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She's a pretty girl, and flat asses are unattractive to me... but her ass just looks AWFUL. It's not proportionate, shaped funny and just plain UGLY.
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At this point, why even bother wearing pants? People don't care about you, Kim, just the ass. Oil that baby up and squeeze it into a gold thong and let it do its thing.
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That is a lot of flab!
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This chic has ass implants..... it's totally obvious. It makes the bottom of her butt have that "old lady pucker" look because the upper portion where the implants are, is too round. She's an idiot and she's self obsessed. That totally ditracts from what would be a beautiful face and makes her just plane nasty.
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I thought it was some fat grandma ass...
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I wish I could take a bite and pray for lockjaw! She's got chicken and beef!
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LOL. Lumpy plastic ass looks like shit. Dumb bitch's ass looked fine pre-implant (in the sex tape). Only a retard would have someone slice open her ass cheeks and shove plastic into the gaping, bloody, puss-filled wounds.
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OW!!
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ugh, i just threw up in my mouth looking at these...
i wonder who is gonna win the election in november to represent her ass in the US congress.
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'Bout time we had some KiKa.
/WIN
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That ass is perfect for pounding, grabbing, and biting.
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I can see why she only dates black men. It takes a black dick to penetrate all that.
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Gorgeous! Can't wait for tonight.
Geaux Team Kim!
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Thats right Rhonda!!! Go Kim. And her partner is the guy who won last year too! I just watched her tonight and she looked so beautiful!
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She looked so elegant. And, he's a doll.
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They're not implants, I've met a Persian girl with an ass almost as juicy, and she was tiny everywhere else.
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The photographer was one fart away from the burn unit at Cedars Sinai.
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btw. this girl just want the "World's Best Ass" contest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJTeaLlGtA
That is a great ass in my opinion. I really don't understand this "The bigger the better." mindset. For me it's "The bigger the wobblier." and if there's something I hate it's a wobbly cheesecake ass.
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btw. this girl just WON... even
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yo that was some ass! perfect
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That girl has a nice ass. But the best ass in the world belongs to either Jenny Hendrix or Alexis Texas. You decide.
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Million dollar ass the only reason I visit this site everyday. That ass is real.
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It's a matter of taste IMHO. If you like it that's great. I think she's an attractive girl (even minus makeup). But, big, jelloeeeeee behinds really don't shake my tree.
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Well I for one love to see a nice round perky ass..but my god this is too much...my poor little winky couldn't handle that...J/K of course
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i like Kim, but have to say her ass looks ridiculous here - and not ridiculous and the good way
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That ass is so enormous! One needs to be built like a horse to penetrate such a massive barrier!
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Can't wait to see that ass on the dance floor, tonight.
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I am an average sized white man and I like big asses. Not fat asses attached to fat girls, but big, round, bouncy asses attached to girls in shape.
Kim is in shape.
She has a beautiful face and nice natural boobs and skinny legs and THAT GREAT BIG ASS.
I would eat that ass like it was my last meal.
I think most guys are intimidated by big asses because you have to be packing more than the average meat in order to dig through and get to drilling the slick, wet hole that awaits.
But there's nothing better than banging a girl with a big ass, doggystyle.
Nothing better has ever been invented on god's green earth.
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I like to see two perfectly shaped, firm and smooth buttocks get spread apart when I ambush that ass. With an ass like Kim's it's like sticking your meat into a huge cottage cheesecake. No fun. And imagine how it's going to look in a few years time... intimidating? How about absolute horrorshow?
This is all I kind think of when I look at Kim's ass:
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kind = can
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natural boobs?
lol
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You know every single one of you men that posted you like her ass. You all have small penises and are trying to hide it.
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I think you're the one who's trying to hide something. You've probably seen all the black rappers (and we know what they say about black guys) on MTV with their big jiggle ass dancers and now you think that if you don't like big asses like them it must mean you have a small dick. So you're telling everyone who likes small, firm, perfectly shaped asses that they have small dicks in an attempt to cover up your own shortcomings.
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Are the penises of black men larger than the penises of white men?
No and yes.
The largest number of white males (23.9 percent) as well as the largest number of black males (25.4 percent) reported their penis length as 6 inches. However, in the sample for blacks, no one listed a penis size of less than 5 inches compared to 3.2 percent of whites for these smaller sizes and 13.6 percent of blacks reported penis lengths in excess of 7 inches compared to only 7.5 percent of whites. ...same length penises (6 inches) but proportionately fewer blacks seem to have short penises and proportionately more blacks seems to have long penises.
This is not the final word, however, because when we compare the circumferences of penises belonging to whate and black males, a contradictory picture emerges. The largest number of white males (24.1 percent) report an errect penis circumference of 5 inches, whereas the largest number of black males (21.8 percent) report an erect penis of only 4 3/4 inches with only 18.2 percent reporting a 5 inch circumference.
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The bottom line is that there is no significant difference in the size of penises between the average white male and the average black male.>/q>
Personally, I find circumference to be more important than length.
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Any study based on self-reporting is not accurate.
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Let me break it down like this:
K. Kardashian (big wobbly cheese ass) vs. K. Augustina (tight, firm, smooth ass)
For fuck's sake, Kim's ass reminds me of my old mother's.
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LOL
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Seriously, Keyra has the best ass
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This is the reason why i cant understand so many ppl dying for kim's ass.... its just plain despicable
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I seriously can not stand Kim. She has nothing nice about her. Face and body are balh.
The other girl you posted does have a nice butt but are those pics airbrushed? If so then I don't think that's fair.
I mean Kim's arse air brushed or not air brushed is nasty. She would never win.
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not airbrushed, just unedited webcam pics
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As a straight male I wouldn't turn down either ass, but I prefer Kim K.
Those are my favorite Kim K pics, her weight is perfect here, and my mother never looked like that. Can I get your mother's #?
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Are the penises of black men larger than the penises of white men?
No and yes.
The largest number of white males (23.9 percent) as well as the largest number of black males (25.4 percent) reported their penis length as 6 inches. However, in the sample for blacks, no one listed a penis size of less than 5 inches compared to 3.2 percent of whites for these smaller sizes and 13.6 percent of blacks reported penis lengths in excess of 7 inches compared to only 7.5 percent of whites. ...same length penises (6 inches) but proportionately fewer blacks seem to have short penises and proportionately more blacks seems to have long penises.
This is not the final word, however, because when we compare the circumferences of penises belonging to whate and black males, a contradictory picture emerges. The largest number of white males (24.1 percent) report an errect penis circumference of 5 inches, whereas the largest number of black males (21.8 percent) report an erect penis of only 4 3/4 inches with only 18.2 percent reporting a 5 inch circumference.
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The bottom line is that there is no significant difference in the size of penises between the average white male and the average black male.
Personally, I find circumference to be more important than length.
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I have a TV but I don't have cable. lol!!! I hope it's on YouTube later
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Kim just did her thing on DWTS, and I'll tell ya, still pics have never captured her beauty... NEVER! WOWWWWW!!
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I agree. Shes such a sweet girl too.
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I hope you two voted.
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I voted for Sara Palin. But I was drunk with a 16 year old in the bed of my pickup thinking of hockey.
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That's just dumb.
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LMFAO!
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I voted...
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for Toni Braxton. *ducks Rhonda's flying slipper*
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Thank goodness! Toni looked amazing. She's got a figure like no other. Now my confession.
I voted...
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for Lance Bass. I don't like him and I don't know which boy band he's from, but he and his punk rocker were awesome!
*ducks Courtney's flying slipper*
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Oh I can not believe you two!! Ouch, I just felt the stab from the knife that is in my back. But thats what I mean about the routines. Kim got an extremely boring dance and I bet Lance, Toni & Brooke all had fast, fun ones. Kim got jipped ( I have no clue how to spell that)
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I do think it's unfair to have two different dances. They should all have the same dance. I doubt she'll be going anywhere anytime soon, so she still has time to redeem herself.
Unfortunately, this show is a popularity contest and the judges are a bit older than her, so they'll be much more judgmental against her. There's a lot of young viewers, though, that'll keep her in the game for a while. She did do very good for having a boring dance. Like Bruno said, she needs to use her assets to her advantage.
Kelly Monaco wasn't the best dancer from the first season (and I think John O'Hurley was robbed), but she knew how to work her assets.
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She needs to be chained to a stairmaster and fed lowfat foods. Good god....paris hilton was right when she said her ass is like cottage cheese in a trash bag.
Her pants crack me up. If they are stirrup pants, then she's your typical wal mart shopper.
Typical nasty mudsharking skank.
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i think pstroyer broke it down best for everyone. i agree. girls can have large, nice asses, without looking like kims. kims ass looks like an old grandma ass (sorry to any old grandmas) and the fact that she wears those leggings out of the house for all to see, AND without underwear, is disgusting
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The worst thing about Kim is she supports Obama not her ass.
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i know a chick with an ass bigger than kim's. but it's natural, and it looks fantastic. she's also black. the rest of her is not huge.
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Too bad peestroyer won't get anywhere near an ass in his life. Women's that is. The closest one has been a pixel.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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maybe she shouldnt wear those pants, not so flattering but I dont care what any of you say, girl is beautiful
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I think she has a great face too. But her butt is hideous.
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