Kim & Khloe Kardashian @ Jimmy Choo Shoe Launch

Photo Credit: Flynet Pictures & Bauer-Griffin
So, are these two just going to surprise everyone here in the States by relocating to Sydney, Australia ? Let's hope so...

Bastardly Rumor has it that Khloe's trying her hardest to get some Ausie ass, but having no luck. Dudes in Sydney who want a crack @ Kim Kardashian's ass, try to go through Khloe's Ass first. And, if you manage to have Khloe Kardashian Sex, please remember to tape it.

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26 Scandalous Comments

Word. Kim K. is a modern day goddess.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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how the fuck is Khloe not a man?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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I'm TIRED of these TWO GEEZARDS!!!!!!

goddess!!!! WTF!!!!

HA H AH HA hA H AH HA HA HA H AH AH AHHAH AH....goddess..HA HA H AH AH AHHAH AH AH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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goddesses have BEAUTY in them..........NOT PLASTIC!!!!!

GODDESS...ha ha h ah ah ha ha h ah ah h ah h ah

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:04pm
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whats with all the the kim and khloe and lately???
they paying you to post the crap out of them?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:10pm
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a khloe, sex tape couldn't be worse than kim's. so go khloe... :)

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:18pm
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The giant is DEFINITELY not a Kardashian who is her real dad?

KK looks like a tranny.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:31pm
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I like the fat one better, just imagine that woman filling your bed!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:48pm
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where the hell is kourtney in all this...pls stop posting these dumb greasy, hairy turkish or whatever bitches

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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If it wasn't for her face, Khloe would totally be the hotter one in this first pic. I don't even mean that in a cruel way. She needs ... something. She'll figure it out, she's obviously working her ASS off to get famous.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:59pm
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actually chloe or whatever is not bad, she looks good to me!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:01pm
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I know, right? What's she been slipping in America's water supply that we're all suddenly warming to her?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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lol, I would bounce off of her!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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Khloe looks good here. Kim, of course, is gorgeous as always.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:05pm
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the tall one looks like bruce jenner with a wig

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:11pm
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I boinked Khloe once...I think. Or maybe it was just her one of her belly rolls. Either way, it was kinda vinegary smelling. I can't say I regret it. I feel closer to Kim (and Bruce) now.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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Hey guys, I have an idea, why not post yet another picture of these two piss guzzling hookers? We haven't seen any in such a looong time.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:16pm
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kim isn't that skinny either. i can't stand kim, but khloe's alright.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:17pm
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people keep saying that kims ass is fake, and i will tell you my professional opinion.

it is not fake, because if it was fake the doctor would have the decency to get rid of the cellulite and proportion it right.

the only attractive thing about her is her face, when her mouth is shut.

To be honest, out of all 3 of the sisters i would hit Kourtney. She looks more like Kim but has more of a personality and has a great body, i tihnk she got the best genes out of all three.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:00am
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she reminds me of Chyna from WWF/WWE....she sounds like her too...i wonder if she has a mini dick like Chyna too? Hmmm

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:31am
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Khloe reminds me of Chyna from WWF/WWE....she sounds like her too...i wonder if she has a mini dick like Chyna too? Hmmm

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:33am
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Where the fuck is she?!?!?

I'm trying guys, I'm trying... Khloe, if you read this PM me and I'll show you some Sydney dick. I won't tape it either... I promise (winks).

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:35am
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it looks like khloe would "snu snu you to death"...futurama style.

is the other kardashians that ugly...to where this titan is walking the bastardly earth?

besides kim...we need a kardashian face-off...between khloe and that other one...ack!?...will someone compare them to the rotting corpse of Mr. Kardashian...tune in...

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 6:06am
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Fat & ugly and tall & fat & ugly.

Where are the bags when you need them!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:58pm
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