Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Do Bikini Shoot Without Khloe!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'd love to have a wild threesome with them.

I guess there goes the rumors about a but-pad. Goooooooodgooglymoogly that girl has a big butt.

As a once great poster at the Bastardly used to say, I'd pee in her butt.

Kim is a fatty. kourtney has the exact same type of body as kim except she keeps herself in shape and her curves are neat, not sloppy. kourtney is hot!!!!!!

Kim looks so much better with clothes on. Her face is beautiful, but her butt crack looks way too high. For someone as vain as she is, she really should work on toning herself up. Kourtney isn't as pretty, but has a much nicer figure.

I'd do both of them.
Except Kim.

They are both so unfortunately pear-shaped; it's the worst body type. Curves look good if you are in proportion and only if your lower half isn't twice the size of your upper body.

kourtney's face looks like a catcher's mitt

@7--they're not pear-shaped...they're women...

Good ol' armenian fatass.

Some hips at least.

I wish they're faces were better.

*their

Does Kim really think that we are stupid?
It's so obvious that she got butt implants. She has an implant line on page 2 at the top of her butt (by her crack). That's caused by the implant... It's just like fake breasts when they have a line. Also, in pic 3 the profile of her butt reveals she has implants. It looks lumpy.

Sorry page 3 and page 4...

Page 6 has the implant line at the top of her butt too

Look at how her ass just sits on her body on page 9 like implants do. Think of how boobs sit on a chest like to orange halves, her ass is too

Ha ha this is funny!!

PAGE 7 - Implants have a five inch gap between them

PAGE 2 - She has a scar in the crease of her but

PAGE 14/15 - KOURTNEY HAS IMPLANTS!!!

PAGE 9 - Lipo on tummy and legs

PAGE 4 - Nose job and lip implants

Miranda Kerr has a girl's body type. Marissa Miller is far more lean with bigger breasts than most women, and she follows a strict probiotic diet and exercise regimen. I think both of them look good, but they are hardly the classic female form. the classic woman IS pear shaped, so why not just call it a woman, and not a pear?

Nice, nice everything. Their hair really standout in these photos.

Kimmy has a fat ass and gross fat thighs...like 99% of the women out there. No thank you.

kourtney would look better without the fake tatas

Neither of these hoes have great body's. Kim's is so discombobulated it looks like the pics were taken with the lens of a funhouse mirror. Kourtney's body is just plain nothing special at all. Also Kim needs a tan, that skin tone is like yellow n shit not sure wtf that is.

Fat ass and huge feet.

Annoying face.

Yak!

that is one disgusting body kimbo has...she is short with stumpy legs but has huge hips with a huge ass, which make her look shorter than she is...the bitch looks like a ball

The one on the left is hot. The one on the right is fat. At least the other one wasn't in the picture.

that ass looks pretty fake to me...it just doesnt have this natural look to it...for an ass that big, she has no ass cheeks...her ass is just a big lump and like a rock has been stuffed in there...even if you dont have a saggy ass, a real ass doesnt just sit so highly on your body

LOL.This shit is fucking hilarious!

Ain't neither one of these ho's worthy of any attention, but if i was gonna drop a load it would be in Kourtney LONG before it would be that piece of trash Kim.

And thats the bottom line..........

Makes you appreciate the statuesque leanness of a first-class supermodel. These girls are trash. Their freaking torsos look longer than their legs. Look at that jiggle-ass. My gawd.

They will have to buy a SuperComputer to render and touch-up Kim's photos for the Calendar. A high-end Personal Computer won't do the trick; with her big ass and thunder thighs, they will have to shrink her to fit her in every picture.

This woman is FUGLY!

These lard asses and their stupid show must be canceled. It is obsene to expose these celebrity wanna-be to the masses. They are gross and Whorrific.

Stop posting Kardashian pictures on this site. It ruins the bastardly reputation.

I agree. Her ass might just be fake. I was just looking at butt job examples and it wasn't too far off. Fake tits and ass? come on man!

actually sandy she has an hour glass figure her body is bangin you guys are all haters, most these guys saying shes gross couldnt pull a girl have as hot as kim. Jealousy is a disease, get well soon losers!

half as hot* (oops)

The killer is that Khloe's definitely my favorite.

i dont know whats wrong with u people. these girls look young, healthy, great fertile hip to waist ratio. my only complain is kourtneys fake boobs.
these girls are prettier than supermodels who look anorexic.who cares if supermodels have longer legs, they have big jacked up feet attached to it.
remember those heidi klum bikini pics? yuck!

i would do nasty things to that ass

They look like your average Arab girls i don't see the big deal AT ALL.
Kim has a gross body her ass is disgusting.Kourtney's body is ok.But they both have ugly hairy faces.

Kim has a Kottage Kheese Ass and Kourtney needs a fucken shave

If I had no idea who they were, I would quess they were call girls on some rich guys yacht.

well, they both have gorgeous hair, great boobs and cute feet and thats about it

surprisingly enough, looks like those cellulite treatments she got on the show are working. still disgusting though

it amaze me how much time, pictures, blogs entries, tv time has been wasted in this midget ugly looking hairy turd thing just because a midley good tush.....unbelivable......

You make my pee-pee go "DA DOING DOING DOING!"

HMM a girl pumped with silicone and then lipoed? why not be happy with who u are?

too much makeup, must take her hours just to leave the house in the mornings

Yeah, Baby! @ pic 2.

Do more squats, Kourtney.

Stumpy fat tree trunk legs. No thanks. The look on her face when she's getting out of the pool is priceless though. You can almost see the electricity firing between all two of her brain cells and her dire need to convey to the world that her big fat ass is indeed sexy.

Wow, with all the Adriana pics lately I was about to move her into 1st place on my Top 10 Celebrity Women List, but these pics came just in time. Kim K.'s body f'ing rocks.

And the worst shape for a woman is to have chicken legs and a little butt, like Angelina Jolie. For ideal shape, see pics above. Kim K. is one of a kind.

Kourtney has a better body but Kim has a prettier face. Overall, both are only slightly above average. Kim's butt is weird looking! It does look like implants in there, just like Coco's ass.

she's looking kind of porky lately. hefty hefty hefty

Kourtney's much better looking than Kim. She's lean, cut and feminine while Kim is just fat. Both have long torsos and short legs but with Kourtney you don't even notice it. I also like her tan, she looks really good. Kim so desperately wants to stay white so that people don't take her for an Arab but it's doing the opposite effect - she just looks yellow and weird.

Get a tan Kim.

All that bling and makeup is completely over the top. Never the less they both have bangin bods.

Why bother about those ugly fatties?

Beautiful ladies. I love their bodies, damn they're hot.

Thanks Bastardly!!!!!

/I'll be in my masturbatorium.

Kims skin is not yellow its just her natural skin tone why should she have to be any more tanned what a racist fucking comment and for fuck sake shes certainly not ugly her face is stunning i bet any one of the losers that has called her ugly would NEVER in there lifes get someone as good looking as her, her facial features are perfect. Her body is curvy ok so shes not stick thin but fuck thats disgusting shes got curves in all the right places shes definitly not fat by any means she mite not be tightly toned but shes slim and feminine!!! She looks bigger cos shes short but the only complaint i would have on her is her butt its huge but thats it, she has no cellulite either aint nothin wobblin here there and everywhere maybe a slight exception for her ass, and her boobs are real. most women would kill to look like her, i no i would!!!
As for Kourtney shes got a great body too shes much slimmer than kim and makes kim look bigger cos shes sooo tiny beside her but shes good looking not a patch on kim though and her boobs are fake!!

Only a 100% mentally handicapped person would believe Kim's ass is real after seeing these pictures.

I agree with you Sandy...Marisa Miller is perfect..supermodels rule. These short stocky wide girls are just FAT bombs waiting to explode...esp with their short stubby legs...yuck.

kourtney is so hot

she has not a cottage cheese ass her ass is just perfect

Tub o shite. Case closed. Anyone who isn't repulsed by this pig is retarded and blind and probably re-assess their sexuality. this broad is what I like to call a 2 dressed up as a 7

I love you Kim. You look good girl, dont listen to them haters!!!!!!! Lol.

Ewww... Mr. Kim Karcuntface. I'm sure that bitch is HIV positive, nastycunt.

http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-i...

I'm amazed at the amount of haters and flat ass loving people who post on this site. LMAO! Flat asses are for short dicks.

Fuck what i said they are both FUGLY, TOO MUCH ON THE OUTER NOTHING ON THE INSIDE

So not a flat arse lover just a normal one will do, not a sillicone pumped, rock hard, round implant looking piggy but`

ummm armenians are COMPLETELY different from arabs but okayyyyy.
lmao you guys are so dumb, uneducated and know nothing about armenians.
go pick up a book.

THEY ARE WHITE GIRL WANNABES

Lmao at whoever said Kim's facial features are perfect.
Small hairy forhead, Thick gross eyebrows (thick eyebrows can look nice but not for Kim probably coz she lacks a forehead) long hook nose, her jaw is narrow compared to her small wide forehead, weird ugly lips. The bottom lip droops down.
Now as for her body it ios truly disgusting. Wide, Big fat fake arse and big boobs. She isn't toned, her legs are too short and her torso is long.
You don't have to be 5'8 to have nice long legs. Even some short girls have longer legs compared to their torso.
Bar Rafeli has a banging body. She's slim, long legs, has curves in the right places and she has a small waist.

i would like to spank tht ass , where is my paddle? o hell for this one i would need my cricket bat!!!

Actually, Bar and Marisa don't have long legs (super long) BUT they gorgeous and tall so they look amazing. When you are short, you just look bad unless you are 93% leg (less than 1% of women).

Kim's face shape is very attractive and feminine...she just needs more forehead and wax away that excess hair. Women aren't supposed to have big wide jawlines...Salma Hayek's jaw is nasty.

I know women aren't supposed to have manly jaws. Kim's is really narrow compared to her wide forehead. Jaws like Michelle Pfeiffer is nice and it's not manly.
But Yeah, Salama's is really manly and Bar has long legs they're just not extra long.

For all of those who love the tall, thin, long legged girls, fuck the supermodels, just go to Jamaica.

omg dont u see the bad photoshopping on the right side of her ass...omg...cellulite is photoshopped away...

Kim is given attention because she is in America where most people are overweight and ugly. In other countries she'd be considered just that, fat and ugly.

You know, I want to hate on Kim but you at least have to give her brownie points for her body's ability to gain weight but still look feminine. I.e. her fat isn't all over her stomach making a ton of rolls, it just makes her body REALLY curvy. Sure she could look better w/o some of the weight but she doesn't look bad with the fat distributed the way it is. Although, there's more than enough butt crack in these pictures hah so maybe she needs to get a bigger bikini bottom.

well *sandy* you come off very bitchy, you must be insecure b/c you keep commenting on everyone who you disagree w/. Everyone is entitles to their own opinion obviously, and for you to say "oh you must have that kinda body" (which is laughable) makes you sound like a tool! Dont worry Ill let you get the last word in so you'll feel superior. Who cares about these bitches anyway, they are reality tv whores

An ass worth saluting

THE PICTURES HAVE BEEN PHOTOSHOPED

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THINKS SHES HOT TAKE AWAY THE CAKE LAYERS OF MAKE UP AND SURGERY, AND FALSE HAIR.EYLASHES/NAILS ETC ETC ETC ETC

SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE A MAN, SHE HAS A CHIN IMPLANT TOO TO GO WITH HER NOSE JOB.

I USED TO THINK SHE WAS OK BUT NOW SHE HAS RUNINED HER BODY, SHE SELF OBSESSED AND LOOKS MORE LIKE A DRAG QUEEN POOR KIM, I FEEL SORRY FOR HER, I THINK OUT OF 100 COMMENTS ONLY 2 PEOPLE SAID THEY LIKED THE DRAG LOOK, SAD REALLY SAD

she rubs between her legs ..nasty :D

all i was stating was that she has an hour glass figure. i wasn''t trying to start a cheesy online war. I'm not much for confrontation and by the way 5'5 and 133 is definitely not fat by any means, nor am I bitter in any way. I have a beautiful son and an amazing husband. My life rocks. I wasn't trying to get you all riled up. I apologize if you were offended. I didn't realize people were so passionate about these posts. Lesson learned.

5'3 AINT A MIDGET BUT ITS NOT TALL EITHER, SHE DOES NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, BUT WHO NEEDS WEIGHT LOSS WHEN SHE DOES LIPO

5'3 is very very short if you are over the age of 12...sorry...and 133lbs is good for someone around 5'8" not your height.

It sounds like you are offended because you have a poor self esteem...just sayin.

Kim K has a pretty face regardless of her damned face shape...just admit it, she's pretty (prettier without makeup)..quit trying to dissect her facial features and face shape just so you can feel better about yourself.

Who gives a fuck what height people. Some look good smaller and curvy other tall and lean and vice versa. It's how you wear it that counts. Variety is the spice of life.

The ass implants are obvious, and they are too low. They have extended the size of her cheeks so that no underwear or bikini will ever cover the top of her ass crack -- because her ass is fake and doesn't exist in human measurements.

Fakeness confirmed where the ass meets the thigh in pic 2. Only a foreign object creates a 90 degree angle like that.

I don't care what everybody has to say. They have nice body and most of you out there wish you were as hot as them.

ok fair enough some people prefer skinny lean bitches over kim k...but how anyone can call her ugly is beyond me shes stunning ffs, and im not even a big fan of her but it amazes me and im not talkin bout her body just her face, her face is all nice proportioned its not to fat or thin, she has nice cheekbones, a nice smile big lips, straight white teeth, big brown eyes, thick but nicely shaped eyebrows to suit her face, her skin is immaculate, her forheads not to big nor is her chin...seriusly i would love to know what u ugly bastards tryna call her ugly look like, its a disgrace!!!!!!!

lisa, if you are referring to me if you have looked at requirements when it comes to height/weight ratio for 5'5, 133 is very healthy. My bmi is 22. I couldn't walk down a runway or anything but Im a very fit person. & thanks for the love Rhonda. I appreciate it

Sandy you just contradicted yourself. Doesn't make you bitchy or insecure? You told Tiffany that she sounded like a 'fat' and bitter chick. That is a very bitchy comment. You did exactly what Tiffany said you would do in her post. ("Everyone is entitles to their own opinion obviously, and for you to say "oh you must have that kinda body" (which is laughable) makes you sound like a tool!"). I agree, it does make you sound like a tool. And you didn't just make a comment that had nothing to do with Tiffany. You made comments and opinions about a general women body type. You opened yourself up for it.

Of course Americans love that fat midget kim because they are fat themselves her sister has a nice body though.

Fatty Fatty Fat Fat!

i prefer the darker one. kourtney(?)
although kim looks "prettier".

Daniel putting yourself in the middle of a bitch fight only confirms my suspicions that you are a big time homo.

Short people are jealous and insecure. Everybody knows that. So people on this site who praise fatasses like Kim and have nothing else to say besides "you must be a jealous girl" are obese ugly cows themselves. Convincing other people that being fat and average looking in the face is HOT makes you feel better about yourself. Fact is tall people have always and will always be preferred and looked at as more attractive. Your stupid comments will not change that. You are doomed, shortness is not fixable by plastic surgery. It must suck to be you hahahah!

hey bastards I want some pics of the Eurocup's hot men pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't hate Kim...just what she stands for..(launching a sex tape to launch career and the fact that she is talentless) but I'm from Jamaica and I see big asses everyday. Shapely women who are sexy and toned. My problem with Kim is the FAKE ass that she passes off as REAL. We can all see that its fake...just admit it for christs sake.

I thought she was sexy at the time of the sex tape. Her real ass was on the tape and it was hot. Then she got implants and certain people claimed it was from excersise. Kim didnt say that. She wanted us to believe it just magically grew. If she was excersising to get that ass wouldnt the rest of her look more toned? I liked her the way she was before.

I'd fuck Kim in that big fat ugly ass of hers and then make her suck me off. Same routine I use will all women. All they all do it. Dumb bitches.

And thank God she does show it off at every opportunity...

Yes Lord!!!!

This particular pic shows very claearly how short legged they are, especially kim, notice their head/body and legs proportion are strange, their legs are quite short

HOLY SHIET, I have a 48" chest and it pales in comparison to that. That ass looks freakishly HUGE!

She would look so good if she was taller, so she could carry those curves without looking fat. Why would anyone in their right mind get ass implants? I guess I don't understand cause I've always had a nice ass. Croatian Women don't need ass implants bitches.

Kourtney looks much better

These two look hot ..So this other sister is she adopted?

She's 5'3, many people are her height. Her legs aren't going to get longer, get over it.
And here are some fun facts:
*midget is a term for people 4'10" or shorter
*according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average height for a woman in the U.S. 5'3.7" and weighs 152 lbs, 26.3 BMI
*as for men, the average height is 5'9.1", 180 lbs, 26.5 BMI

Americans, on the whole, are NOT lean. You see movie stars and models all over the place, but that's a small part of the U.S.. Kim looks pretty big compared to all the starving actresses, but next to an average american, she wouldn't look too bad. Meh, just something to think about. I think she could lose some weight and tone up a bit to look her absolute best, but I don't get disgusted by looking at her now--she carries her weight in a favorable way and I don't think she could ever have the long lean body of a model. She's curvy and that's that.

The avg American is FAT...let's not compare anyone to the "average American" shall we? The reasons why supermodels are soooo rich and famous without any real talent is because they are rare and gorgeous creatures..get it?

If they grew 4-6 inches, those curves would look amazing. The length of their legs is the least of their problems, they look long enough for their height.

I like the black hair! Im very undecided about everything else.

@ 97 tell me about it!! bunch of ignorants!!

@ D55 unfortunatley not to disappoint you, in the link that was provided, the picture on the right side was actually taken BEFORE the pic on the left side. the only reason u dont see her ass well is because she is in jeans and at an angle where u cant see much.

now I dont know wether her ass is fake or not, but as far as I am concerned, theses pictures prove absolutley nothing. Khloe and Kourtney BOTH have asses too.

Flake you're laughing at the person who said Kims features are perfect... LOL honey, every damn talk show she goes on on the states, the women just go gaga over her...that includes regis and kelly, the best damn sports show, the view, late night shows (jimmy kimmel) and all others....for fuck's sakes even the playboy girls who are insecure for their life and cant ever compliment a girl said she is gorgeous.....

God you people think your opinion ACTUALLY matters like you know what you're talking about lmao

Oh and one more thing bitch, don't go around calling me honey or sweetie OK. Why don't you just insult me properly. Having said that eat shit and die Cathy.

I bet you are one of those emma button fat freckled face look-a-like..lmao I can just imagine how ugly you are....and Ill call you whatever the fuck I wanna call you. Deal with it. Bitch.

D55 wtf are you normal seriously? I just was making a point to you saying that the pics do not prove anything but I DONT KNOW WETHER HER ASS IS FAKE OR NOT. I dont care about her body much, I have actually said many times I prefer by far kourtney's body but her face is gorgeous.

Flake just because you write a sentence and end it with LMAO doesnt take away from the fact that you sound like an ugly sexually frustrated bitch.
get a life!! every goddamn post I read you're on it! god you people sit on this shit the whole week and week-ends?!! talk about losers. oh wait losers who think they know about beauty. mmmmouuuuhaaaaahaaaaaaaa lol

Emma button?
Cathyk ,weren't you in the To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar movie as Chi chi?
I knew I seen you before. You actually look pretty there.

Kim knows how to flaunt that ass of hers. I like that.

Did anyone ever notice the kankle-esque stubby lower legs??
Those bitch-Mexian-whore-style attiudes?
Time to dump a load in those asses then head for the border!!!!

Sandy and junglegirl your posts are speaking volumes about the kind of people you are. You just throw mindless insults and talk nothing but shit. You're both straight out of the catalogue of human crap. Sounds like you both have real apperance issues, probably because that's all you have to offer.

"Short people are jealous and insecure. Everybody knows that. So people on this site who praise fatasses like Kim and have nothing else to say besides "you must be a jealous girl" are obese ugly cows themselves. Convincing other people that being fat and average looking in the face is HOT makes you feel better about yourself. Fact is tall people have always and will always be preferred and looked at as more attractive. Your stupid comments will not change that. You are doomed, shortness is not fixable by plastic surgery. It must suck to be you hahahah!"

The definition of an idiot. What fucking stupid logic. Any one who finishes their sentence with, 'It must suck to be you hahahah!', has the mentality of a six year old. Go back to the jungle where you belong. I'm sure the apes would appreciate your beauty.

Junglegirl, just for your information, I was in Italy about 8 months ago and she is talked about on every damn entertainment show..."la bellissima kim kardashian" ...she has a pretty face whether you wanna admitt it or not.

Learn to spell, fucktards.