Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood & Peaches Geldof Pose Nude For Tatler Magazine, January, 2009
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Shrewd editors at Tatler Magazine convinced three (fame-hungry) daughters of rock legends to pose nude on their mag's cover. The three, daughters of rock royalty Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood and Bob Geldof, were photographed by rock star turned photographer Bryan Adams.
The original shoot idea actually came from Bryan Adams and his fantasy for a crazy foursome w/ rock star offspring. We don't know whether he had sex w/ the girls, but he did manage to photograph them wearing their baby suits. As you guys know, we're not exactly huge fans of Kimberly Stewart, but I'm pretty sure she looks bangable when the clothes come off, lights go down & a brown bag goes over her head.
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Gee, there's an original concept for a magazine cover.
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-Yes, Overly photoshopped, pseudo-nekid d-listers?
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LoLz, way to go Bryan, you dirty bastard.
'Okay girls, I call this next pose "Summer of 69" eh ...'
Something about Leah suggests she's hungry for clam, and I'm sure Kimberley and Peaches are open minded gals. The out takes from that set must be something to behold.
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argh! words cannot describe how much I HATE that spoilt, over-indulged, inexperienced yet massively opinionated, talentless, vacuous, po-faced bitch Peaches Geldof. I like her dad, but she is a twat and a half. She even has a fucking speech impediment so she sounds just as retarded as she looks. All the money in the world can't give that downs-looking bint a personality. Yet she still insists that she's, like totally, 'random' and 'quirky'. Fucking idiot.
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+1
But i dislike daddy Geldof as well
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Same here. Don't like either Geldorf.
Ron Wood's daughter unfortunately looks like him.
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Funny stuff Sierra. You go girl!
Now I'm off to find speech impediment footage.
Maybe Geldof should have put a giant BAND AID over her mouth.
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OK...Peaches kind of reminds me a bit of Tara Reid when she speaks...Add a dash of Sporty Spice and voila!
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Word, Sierra.
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DISGUSTING! I bet the photographer had to wear a gas mask during this shoot. Also, I bet he was dodging the army of crabs crawling out of these filthy diseased pathetic sacks of skin.
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Oddly enough...It was Bryan Adams that did the photography...Yes that Bryan Adams.
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Lmao, that's pretty funny. And I'm not amused very easily. o_o
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yet more proof that 99% of celebrity kids are ugly as sin...
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Who's the 1%?
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well let's see... kate hudson... and um... laura dern and possibly angelina jolie (if you are into her)...
my percentages may be off a bit... one things for sure though... 100% of the women on that magazine cover are dogs (not literally)...
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Dont be so harsh to dogs!
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Poor Leah, she's got a face that says she's tucking her wood..
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Leah looks almost as hideous as Ronnie Wood does. Poor girl
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WTF? kimberly stewart is the best looking one. that's just wrong
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and again... I'm at total loss of words here, how this cover gets coverage everywhere and NO ONE FKIN NOTICES "IT". Or does nobody care? Like... who needs a physically possible picture. like... legs and knees that match up with their owners.
My god, are people really THAT blind?
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Whatever, I think she's really pretty. By she I mean Kimberly. Not the others. Ew. She's going to be on the first ever MTV Cribs awards special this Sunday at one. I want to see what her house looks like, with her rich daddy it's gotta be intense.
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