Knocked Up Rating: Ashlee Simpson @ 2008 MTV VMAs
Monday, September 8th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

I'm about 98% sure that Ashlee's the most annoying pregnant chick out there in wannabe-celebrity-land. But then again, I'm kinda glad she is because Pete Wentz is on the receiving end of the annoying stick.
And, the Sun is reporting that Ass is expecting twins (surprise, surprise!). It's so fucked up how every single celeb & wannabe-celeb is having twins. Here's more Ass from the red carpet:
Speaking on the red carpet, she explained how she maintained her looks during the pregnancy.
“It's the three Bs - the boobs, the belly and the booty,” she revealed. “When you are choosing dresses, you have to pick ones that don't stick to your belly.”
The singer’s representative has refused to confirm reports the couple are expecting twins, saying, “It’s not true” when confronted with the rumours. [The Sun]
























I know she's pregnant, but man that dress is little bit too much...she looks like she's wearing a tent.
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exacly no amount of fabric is gonna hide the fact that your pregnant. don't hide it embrace it. get that dress bar is wearing and show that belly!
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HOLLY BOOBS!
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confession time...
the baby is mine. sorry pete. you can bring the bastard up if you want.
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Super fug!
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pete... that dude is from fall out boy, he's alright, but that baby is not yours... so sorry bud...
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No talent what so ever.
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IVE SEEN WOMEN AT THE MALL PREGGERS WHO WEAR HOTTER THINGS THEN THAT SACK OF SHIT... SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO A FUNERAL.. TOOO MUCH BLACK
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DONKEY PUNCH
NORMAN HELMET
WIRE HANGER ABORTION
MINISCULE LOAD DROP
BURY IN NATIONAL FOREST
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Fugly and disgusting.
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wow is she going to give birth to the OMEN 666 ?
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No a Buick!
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LOL!
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HOLY CRAP! She is HUGE!
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If those tits stay after the baby weight drops, I'm gonna try to smash.
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BITCH IS HUGE!!!
AND SHE IS STILL FUG
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I like her hair color.
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ewww, please!
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Will be hilarious if the baby has her (original) nose!
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