Knocked Up Rating: Ashlee Simpson @ 2008 MTV VMAs


I'm about 98% sure that Ashlee's the most annoying pregnant chick out there in wannabe-celebrity-land. But then again, I'm kinda glad she is because Pete Wentz is on the receiving end of the annoying stick.

And, the Sun is reporting that Ass is expecting twins (surprise, surprise!). It's so fucked up how every single celeb & wannabe-celeb is having twins. Here's more Ass from the red carpet:
Speaking on the red carpet, she explained how she maintained her looks during the pregnancy.

“It's the three Bs - the boobs, the belly and the booty,” she revealed. “When you are choosing dresses, you have to pick ones that don't stick to your belly.”

The singer’s representative has refused to confirm reports the couple are expecting twins, saying, “It’s not true” when confronted with the rumours. [The Sun]


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I know she's pregnant, but man that dress is little bit too much...she looks like she's wearing a tent.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 9:26am
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exacly no amount of fabric is gonna hide the fact that your pregnant. don't hide it embrace it. get that dress bar is wearing and show that belly!

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 9:27am
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HOLLY BOOBS!

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 9:56am
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confession time...
the baby is mine. sorry pete. you can bring the bastard up if you want.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 10:01am
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pete... that dude is from fall out boy, he's alright, but that baby is not yours... so sorry bud...

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 11:21am
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No talent what so ever.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:15pm
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IVE SEEN WOMEN AT THE MALL PREGGERS WHO WEAR HOTTER THINGS THEN THAT SACK OF SHIT... SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO A FUNERAL.. TOOO MUCH BLACK

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 12:15pm
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DONKEY PUNCH
NORMAN HELMET
WIRE HANGER ABORTION
MINISCULE LOAD DROP
BURY IN NATIONAL FOREST

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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Fugly and disgusting.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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wow is she going to give birth to the OMEN 666 ?

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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If those tits stay after the baby weight drops, I'm gonna try to smash.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 6:16pm
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BITCH IS HUGE!!!
AND SHE IS STILL FUG

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 7:21pm
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Will be hilarious if the baby has her (original) nose!

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 @ 2:27am
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