Krystal Forscutt Tries To Rescue A Boring Bastadly Day

This chicks got a body on her... Pg 3 is gonna be a keeper...She's got that "I'm really that stupid" look that many men adore.

nice bolt ons...

Body looks fake. From the implants to the spray on tan, it's just too much.

She's my new favorite!!

The type of pics that only a 14 year old boy could get excited about!

Man, the poses are tacky and vulgar, her boobs look fake. But the rest of this woman's body is pretty much flawless. Her legs are also great.

tacky and vulgar?! AS IF!!

She's an artist doing her job. Show some respect, woman!

Well they are, Moe. The photographer needs to be fired for wasting her.

I agree, her talents are wasted here.
This is the kind of thing Hugh Heffenr would jack off to.

pretty face, boobs look too fake, and what the hell is that jean thing on page 4?

@ # 7...Sorry Master. But they do. And on picture # 10 her labia was photoshoped (a way too much) since the bikini is too narrow (yet we can't see anything) and her skin looks too smooth, almost as if she didn't have a pussy.

dude, these are obviously airbrushed to hell...i think all mags do this to their chicks.

The chicks are supposed to look like paintings and I think they accomplished that here.

Her body looks so fake and photoshopped so you can't really say she's hott.

Her skin looks like the material they use to make barbies out of. So she has a barbie body with barbie skin! Not attractive...

Stephanie: That's a Jeankini.

Get with the program, yo!

Ugh, I hate when they photoshop these women to hell and back. Like a living doll.

Hot...even if airbrushed to hell, yes boobs look fake but with a top on they look like boobs..if she took her top off we could tell how much she spent on them. I'd do here all night then some more

@ 12. Yes, I know...but why do they do that I can't understand. Remember how welcomed was that "Hottest Bastardly Minute. Ever" with Sarah Shahi? The pictures looked not (or not so much) photoshoped and she still looked great. But looked like a real woman, a real woman that you can f*ck, not just look at.

Well I guess I'm 14 and into tacky and vulgar 'cause coming to this site to look at girls in bikinis and cowboy boots is one of my guilty pleasures.

can't a hot girl make a decent living in peace?

You guys are a bunch of retards, whining about photoshop and whatnot. This woman totally looks like you could f*ck her.

Do men really find boobs like that attractive? It's so revoltingly fake! I bet they feel like rocks...

@ 20. Knock your socks off then.

shes hot neck up. i say that cause without implants shes hot. i hate implants too....someone said hard as a rock...not quite, but natural are MUCH better....

Thanks Eve, but I will probably leave my socks on and I'm just breakin your balls.

10/10

Would have been perfect if not for those bolted breast. Ugh, they look disgusting.

bolt-ons are gross.

Picture #10 is sheer art! I would get that painted in DayGlow on black velvet complete with doorway and spool of wire. Or maybe it would look better on the side of my van.

23+27, decent people.

the implants really ruined her lovely body. although good boob jobs can sometimes actually improve, hers ruined everything. her boobs are too big and far apart.

Boobs aren't everything.

ouch! she is nice! she could have tiny boobs and still be a stunner. i wouldn't think twice about hitting that. infact, if she called me over, i'd be heading there faster than an athletes cunt.

nice rock hard bolt ons

why do women screw up there bodies???

it is so so depressing that guys find her attractive. Firstly her lips and her boobs and tan are fake. Secondly if you saw her on australian big borther you would notice that without makeup and even with it her face is completely average. I was soo shocked when she was shot in mens magazines in aust! There are soo many really pretty pretty girls here who are about a million times prettier with less stocky and more natural bodies. please show me a guy who likes natural beauty

@ 32 you should have seen her on aust big brother definetely not the face that launched a thousand ships that's for sure! ew she has a hell stocky body to. oh and her lips are also fake. me and my ex used to laugh at how hot she thought she was when her only "hotness" was her fake boobs

I would be less boring if I could take that bikini off...

She's gorgeous

It is not like I will ever meet nor have a shot, so who cares if any of it is fake, I like it all, give me more pictures to look at, fine by me.

looks the same in every picture - ridiculously hot

she's hot, nice and slim and a real pretty face, yeah the tits look a bit too hard and fake especially on page 7. but regardless, i'm pretty sure 9/10 men would not hesitate to hit that, probably a few chicks would hit it too

good with the exception of cool to the touch tits

those tits are so fucking disgusting...her nose has been fixed but it still looks like a big, long triangle...if she wasnt half-naked, nobody would even look at her twice.

@ 40. Not me, I would hit Rachel Weisz, Thandie Newton and Sarah Shahi.

..and the rescue doesn't work..... but i'll smile anyway.... :)

^^^ what, at the same time??? thats just greedy lol

naw i can't argue with that, all three of those women are hot!!!

my comment was for #43

Too bad photoshop can't disguise the fake boobs. Otherwise, she does look great.

@ 45. No, man. Threesomes. Possibly a male friend to spice things up.

Nice, um... boots?

I don't care if she's got a man face damnit; can she help break down the tent I pitched?

Wide open stance in all pictures to hide major gap, check!

Frak. Implants. Gawd I hate them. When will women stop putting that pathetic plastic shit in their bodies??!!!

HOT! great skin tone and hair.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. What the hell is with the 'posing'?

Botled-on fake tits (and to make it more classy, she and her mum both got boob jobs at the same time). She's an arrogant little shit, and as someone mentioned earlier...just a plain jane without the airbrushing and 10 pounds of make up.

i'd tap it on her forehead. superior poses, if these would excite a 14 year old, oh, to be 14 again. i've done worse tho.

The people that post negative comments here are either que.er or jealous...all depending on gender! 100% of everyone posting here would do her so get off the 'she's fake' BS

I'd lick her butt-hole!

I absolutely love Pg. 4! Best picture all day. Lol.

way hot...i don't know what's so appealing about the greasy look, but it's sexy

56,
yeah, we are jealous of a chick with disgustingly fake tits with a below average face...you need to start getting laid...if you havent noticed, chicks that post on here are pretty good looking and most of them know when to compliment.

Do or do not; there is no try. Horrible bolt-ons, that is why u fail.

hot! and that background makes me old days of texas 1965

She's beautiful. If she were more au naturale however she could even make it into SI's swimsuit edition.

WHY IS SHE SUCH A FUCKIN WHORE?!
LOOK I KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW HER AND SHES HELLA NICE BUT STIL SUCH A SYDNEY SLUTTTTTT
OXFORD ST ANYONE?