Lauren Conrad @ "A Time For Heroes" Celebrity Carnival
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFIN'Hills' Off the Air, but Drama Drags On
June 4: Allure magazine reports that Lauren's luscious blond tresses are not all that they seem. She's addicted to hairstylist Kristen Ess' brand Norwegian hair extensions, which she secures to her scalp with medical tape.
June 6: And apparently, the girls who live together can't bowl together. Orange County's OC Register reveals that at the opening of a Newport Beach bowling alley, Lauren and Audrina picked lanes as far away from each other as possible. ABC News
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DO NOT WANT.
Please return to your sorority immediately. Kappa Kappa Spank Me is missing a cumdumpster.
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Seems like she gets in fights with all her friends.
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She looks cheap and dirty.
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She is cute.
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She does absolutley nothing for me. guk.
Are her 15 mins. up yet?
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Never understood the fascination about this chick. She is not pretty or sexy. I have several friends who are prettier and sexier than this cuntess.
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Pic 2 Left foot, hammer toe?
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She looks like such a dumb, snotty bitch. and she's too mother fucking average to be that way
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EH, i think she has a cute look..
however, i think she is a lying devious little whore face..
i want to see her punch heidi in the chest and have her tits explode and
take down both their asses!
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The biggest mistake this girl ever made was letting Doug Reinhardt go. She'll be regretting that for a long, long time.
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And here's why:
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WTF they dated?!?!?! is he blind and deaf or something!?!
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Yes, briefly. I know. If that were my man, I would have tried a LOT harder. lol I am not sure about Lauren's thinking there.
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That's ok, though. It just means he's single now! ;)
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is he a model or something?
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No, but he could be! He's a minor league baseball player. He's on facebook. I'm thinking abut asking him if I can be his friend. lol
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do it! do it!
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Ok, maybe I will! Is this a dare? :) (I love a good dare.)
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No... It's a DOUBLE DARE! Now you have to do it! hehe
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I don't know if this is a dare or a fantasy. :)
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DO IT. add him as a friend on stalkbook. DO IT. DO IT.
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Well, he already has over 1600 friends on stalkbook and most of them are chicks. I don't think he'll really notice me. :(
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i just wanna see how small these reply posts will get....
so did u add him yet? keep us posted
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only one way to find out...Hallery if you won't add him i will
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i'll tell him that i know someone who really likes him ;)
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these things are TINY!!!
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okay i've got to see how tiny these things get & Hallery I won't tell him you like him. i'll just add him like some creeper. i hope he accepts!
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okay just one more time
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okay i'm finished...someone please carry on and finish my research
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omg they squish
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look at them go
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Hallery he is ugly and looks kind of retarded, go for it, youre too hot for him, nothing to be scared of
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how low
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will you go
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omg they move to the right
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no freakin way!
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I sense sarcasm and I don't like it
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I wonder if they will diappear into cyberspace or start going left
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no sarcasm from me. this is serious! what do you think will happen once it reaches the far right of the page. does the bastardly shut down or something?
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I knew it! It's going left. Hahahaha. Cool.
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ok it just went right again?
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NOOOOOO! its going back to the left. sly the reply thingy is.
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Lol you're funny
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we definitely wasted a lot of cyberspace but at least we have learned behavior of the reply thing in its natural habitat.
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learned *the* behavior
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LMAO, this is nuts, but damn funny and it sure beats all the fights we get on here.
oh and did anyone add that dude yet?
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he's ugly though...
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she isn't looking any good either (she used to be cute on that MTV show when she was a high schooler, don't remember the name. she certainly hasn't aged well, and those EYEBROWS)
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I do agree with you here. She looks much older than her chronological age and is only cute at best.
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Oh, no. I have to disagree. This guy is so hott!
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She looks bitchy!
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i really dont like her one bit. Not at all. Not even slightly.
Shes a whore.
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Hallery...Lauren broke up with that dude because she's a LESBO!
She's too infatuated with all the bitches on her show to even care about men. (btw..I kept my comment PG 13 for u).
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Thank you, Honey! Actually, I have become quite the little sailor myself lately! lol
Well, that's ok. Lauren is happy...I am still thinking about asking Doug to be my friend over on facebook!
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she doesn't have a really good body, has a weird nose and not a fan of the black eyebrows with blonde hair
she mustn't be a nice person either because shes always making enemies out of friends.
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and that guy is hot! how the hell did she get him.
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I have a Facebook account, TOO!
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she's got some ugly ass feet too...maybe a sloth
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she's pretty bitchy alright, but she some #66 benny gordon's fan
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