Lauren Conrad Filming "The Hills"
Friday, May 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hills Too Close for Comfort at MTV Movie Awards?Best Hills catfight? It might just come this weekend.
Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag will be seated just 10 seats away from each other in the same row at the MTV Movie Awards, at least as of this afternoon. Brody Jenner and Whitney Port have two of the seats between them. Source
























Great, another season of manufactured "Reality"...
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Watching the hills is like having a circle jerk convention for armless men.
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@ #2 Richard - that's funny!
L.C. looks really hot here. It's the shoes....shoes are everything ladies!
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ACE, does LC have hot feet? Im not into the world of the foot fetish, I need an expert. I mean, I dig hot shoes but I dont call bitches ugly if they have some gnarly feet and are perfect everyelse.
Oh, and I know there are a ton of LC haters on this site but I would so kidnap this chick and rail her till she expired.
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HBF - I don't care for LC's feet, but they are not nasty enough to say LC is not looking hot here.
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I want to hate fuck this hot little rich bitch sooooooo bad. I want her to keep the shoes on and I want to pin her legs behind her ears I want to blast into her mouth.
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I am so sexually frustrated. Girls like LC make me want to beat off. Any guy who doesn't want to fuck LC is straight up lying. And no one gives a fuck what any girl thinks about LC. All of you are just jealous. This bitch is the hottest piece of ass in LA, hands down. I heard a rumor that she fucks like a porn star and that she only likes guys with huge dicks.
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I'll take her on that car
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