Lauren Conrad Took Her Dog To Petco For Grooming!
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
You too can take advantage of Petco's Grooming Services like LC!Things Getting Worse on 'The Hills' Make It So Much Better
Let’s start with Lauren’s date. The fact that she has one is exciting; the thought that she’s again retreating back to an old high school friend is terrifying.
This guy, however, is no Jason Wahler. Doug is actually tall, handsome and doesn’t have the communication skills of a sea sponge. That said, he's still not the most talkative of the bunch, making for some painful moments of silence, coupled with some even more awkward questions like, “So, Lauren, what have you been up to for the past four years?” Seriously? FOX News
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Wow..love her legs...she's smoking hot...anoying n stupid but very sexy!
TOROReply to this Comment
It's amazing how hot she becomes when she covers up those nasty feet of hers.
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At least she get her dogs from the pound. That definitely looks like the typical shep-lab mix you pick up at the pound.
Richard-SchlichtingI wonder if Heidi is going to try and steal this DOG too.
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I want her to get in that back seat of that SUV, lift her skirt, spread her legs, and then I want to eat her pussy for an hour. This girl is so fucking hot I don't know what's what.
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Her dress looks like a lampshade.
Oh well. I would still hit that harder than the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Bettie Page called. She wants her shoes back.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
David Spade called. He wants his lame old joke back.
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I liked your joke the first time some one told it better when it wasn't told by a jive-turkey.
Richard-SchlichtingBTW....I liked Jive Turkey 2 better than Jive Turkey 1. More girl, girl stuff.
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Go blind, asshole.
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dinky = arion
d55Reply to this Comment
Who cares? Those shoes are HOTT.
KooftehReply to this Comment
On her, not me.
KooftehReply to this Comment
Those shoes are hot and i must have them.
Aisha PReply to this Comment
What's up, LC?
/Pic 2 deserves a BSLC zoom-in.
Goliano//You cats are slippin', over there.
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Did you just say cats? Man I just had a flash back.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
LOL Complete with white straw brim and purple frameless shades.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Both of you are jive-ass motherfuckers. Lay 'em down and smack 'em yack 'em.
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Waddup, Pam? Any uncertified bastard talkin' smack is Pam, even if they ain't. Why? Cuz Goli don't give a fuck. Dat's why.
/Whooosh!!!
GolianoReply to this Comment
The jive ass statement above is a conctradiction. We be Jive ass motherfuckers....Yet we are healthy, wealthy and wise.....
Richard-SchlichtingLearn you Jive talk before spitting hot fire.....Otherwise a motherfucker might burn themselves.
LOL!
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Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Tranlation
Richard-SchlichtingDon't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.
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Goliano:
Richard-SchlichtingCut him som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
LOL!
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Who is Barbara Billingsley in Airplane? Alex.
GolianoReply to this Comment
She's the jive talking lady. Golly, not sure she has a real name in the film.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
I'm having wonderful National Lampoon flashbacks! Thanks guys!
RhondaReply to this Comment
Airplane wasn't a National Lampoon movie, you bimbo. It was a ZAZ Production. Idiot.
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Wow! Two insults in one comment. Thanks! I feel so special.
I made a mistake, asshole. No need to call me names, you dumbass motherfucker.
RhondaReply to this Comment
You didn't make a mistake. Making a mistake would assume that you knew the correct answer. But you didn't know the correct answer, because, as I said before, you're a fucking moron, and as fucking moron's are prone to do, you open your mouth and all that comes out is shit. In other words, go brush your teeth, or keep your jizzhole closed, you dirty old fistfuck.
BTW: Richard-Schlichting is jacking off to your profile pic as we speak.
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Ooh, look at the tough guy. There's a bad ass in the house, people. Better mot step on his loafers. Don't wanna make him mad, do ya? Watch what you say or you could be next to feel his wrath. How scary. *quaking in my boots*
GolianoReply to this Comment
Get a job, JJ. Your mother is ashamed that you're her son. Make her proud.
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Ouch! You really thought that one thru, huh, Einstein? But where's that tough guy talk that had us scared shitless? Oh, I get it, you're playin' tough troll, lame troll. Hahaha How silly of me. Carry on, Goober.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Thanks. Anyways, like I was saying, if life was a pond, you would cause no ripples, skip across the surface like a feather. You like that? How about this: You're a black man, which means your life expectancy is like, what, 50 years? Judging from your pic, I would say you have about 13-15 years left on the planet. Enjoy!
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And SCENE!
Great job, Miss Cleo. Our people will call your people. NEXT!!
GolianoReply to this Comment
that is one of the most hot no talent reality show star legs
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shoes...HOT, sunglasses...UGGGGLASSES.
Sir Percy of ScandiaLC...no thanks
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i always dress like that to go to petco
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She looks so much like Marsha Brady, who I always thought was very pretty.
Jacqueline Rios FuentesReply to this Comment
She is so pretty, and I like her style. The shoes are adorable. I've never seen her show, but I'm assuming from the above comments that she must be stupid. At least she's not ugly like the other two.
RhondaReply to this Comment
legs look good, no denying that
jamiesonReply to this Comment
wow she's slummin it in that honda
gabriellaReply to this Comment
hondas are better longer lasting and power too
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is she that dressed to get her dog groomed? she better have stopped on the way before going to an important event...or else, she really is sad...having said that, those shoes are hot
d55Reply to this Comment
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