Leelee Sobieski Does Spring, 2008 Lush Magazine
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Sobieski’s cold call to Pacino seemed to last more than ‘88 Minutes’
As introductions go, Leelee Sobieski’s first encounter with Al Pacino could have been better.
The actress, who stars opposite Pacino in “88 Minutes,” which opens Friday, went to his rented Vancouver, British Columbia, home for a cast meeting.
“I was coming down with a cold,” said Sobieski. “Here I was, sick and coughing and I really shouldn’t have been seeing anybody. But I show up.”
Pacino greeted her and asked if she was the director’s assistant.
“I said, ‘No, no. I’m working in the movie.’ He asked what part I played and I said, ‘I play Lauren.’ He looked me up and down. ‘That’s a really good part,’ he said and walked away. I was so intimidated and really nervous.” [More @ Boston Herald]
























she looks like a manequin on pic 1
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actually she looks like a dummy in all of them
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i like the theme of the shoot...vintage and all that crap but she doesnt do anything for me...so lifeless, so boring, so dull...and her mouth looks like a chicken's asshole - so tiny
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i've never thought a human mouth could be compared to a chicken's asshole...
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lmao @ Moe
Her mouth really is waaaayyy too small for her face!
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...i agree with d55. Chicken asshole mouth
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4,
only here, Moe...only here!
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Hay how come the movie opens friday?? I've seen it like 3 months ago (donloaded a dvd version from the net)
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Picture #1 made me choke on my coffee. That's a face only a mother could love.
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I'm a big fan of Leelee thisisareallyreallybadphotoshotski, but this is a really, really band photo shoot....Was that redundant?
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Each eye is already bigger than her mouth. She is pioneering new ground in fugly. The mutant circus freak.
Wise move to hide that grill with a poker hand.
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Sexay!
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Hold me back or she's gonna get it in the face with a shovel!!
Sick of this ugly fuckbitch.
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Fuck,most of y'all wouldn't recognize arcane,esoteric beauty if it trampled you in a stampede,if it's not brown-skinned with a boy-like figure that you bought from a catalogue and keep in a secret room in your basement,yer not interested.
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Alabastered You can speak as eliquently as you like and "her mouth looks like a chicken's asshole" will win the battle everytime...That's why it's Bastardly. You true appreciation of beauty....Go to a museum.
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"you want" I meant....Not only Bastardly...But my speech function is set to below average.
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hahaha it makes me laugh when people come on here with a big speech because they feel hurt for their beloved celeb fantasy. lmao! i don't know who they think looks the bigger loser but i know who i do. hahaha.
and she looks ridiculous. she looks like shes about to go haunt a house...
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Picture 3...Biggest known landbridge.
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wow it does look kind big there Schlichting... wow. does that affect balance or some shit
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sexy but scares shit outta me..........
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shes really pretty but she looks so much like a doll it kinda makes me want to poke her to see if she's real and isn't made of porcelain
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shes really pretty but she looks so much like a doll it kinda makes me want to poke her to see if she's real and isn't made of porcelain
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