Lily Allen Nipple & Boob-Friendly Wardrobe Malfunction!
Thursday, August 7th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: ROCHA/bauergriffinonline.comSnapped earlier today in London, Lily Allen slipped her entire boob as she headed out for a day filled with endless amounts of camera whoring. So, what's the official bastardly rating on her boobie?
I love her. I don't know why. I do though
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how the fuck do you not notice that?
concubineReply to this Comment
ITS HER LEFT NIPPLE, NOT RIGHT
JohnnyMakReply to this Comment
Maybe that was s'posed to be for pic #7... hell, they were both flopping out willy-nilly so it is easiest to get confused.
Nice shirt, Lily. Does it come in your size?
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
I know some women have trouble getting out of a car with a short skirt on while trying not to expose their panties, but this is ridiculous. It looks like she is trying to show us the goods.
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Who cares when it's free nipple Thursday?
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she couldn't feel an unusual breeze or anything?
cindylouReply to this Comment
She almost looks as though she is pulling down her top...
Tray-CReply to this Comment
She usually doesn't do much for me but she is full of slutty goodness today.
guy2buyitReply to this Comment
This chick looks like fun... real fun.
/Somebody doesn't know their right from their left.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Maybe right as in Correct? Just saying.
Richard-SchlichtingYou wonder at what point the photographers turned the point where they decided these shots were not only something you keep, but also sell.
I know it's nothting new these days, but imagine if Grace Kelly had a slip in the 50's? The photographer would never have thought developing it. Let alone selling it.
I guess we can blame Vietnam and Woodstock for our change in values. Oh and the internet....Yeah that's the ticket.
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She should have went for record nipple slip history by giving us double boob double hard nipples..We are in a Olympic year!! Step up your upskirt,breasts out game! Bought all her music just now Thanks Lilly!
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She likes flashing the paparazzi,are these recent pic ??? If so,she lost some weight.
Buck NastyReply to this Comment
i dont care what anyone says, next to Kristen Bell i think Lily is oen of teh most adorable celebs.
id do lots and lots of nasty and naughty things with her.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
Eugh. Pec-tits all over the bastardly today.
FrostReply to this Comment
Lily should take-up tennis,cause those are some spectacular drop-shots!
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The crowd groans.
Richard-SchlichtingLove 15....
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Hey Daddy does Mommy know your on here being a big old perv.
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What a dumb whore. Put down the cigarette and put a fucking bra on.
Big PapiReply to this Comment
it wouldn't be too out of line to slap on a little war paint as well.
Big PapiReply to this Comment
Definitely deliberate.
PeeteeReply to this Comment
my wife wears oversized loose t-shirts in public especially when she goes and play volleyball but she has a bra or sports bra on.
this woman knows if she doesn't wear a bra/sports bra, those things will pop out
johndoesReply to this Comment
That's a really, really nice boob. The rest of it's kind of a mess.
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Man those things are awesome! i'd play with those after work anytime!
TWICE-A-DAYReply to this Comment
Pic #4 looks like she is pinching her own nipple to keep it erect. WTF!?
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She did that!!
TOROReply to this Comment
More celebs should do this.
/WIN
Racer XReply to this Comment
Picture #6 is hot, that shit is hot. Nice shoes too
Lambo59Reply to this Comment
love the shoes
JaronReply to this Comment
She's got a BMW M3 coupe
Razer RickReply to this Comment
what a moron.
SierraReply to this Comment
If she were pretty and had nice boobs, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But, she's gross and so is her boob.
RhondaReply to this Comment
haha true.
SierraReply to this Comment
Not really into her, but I appreciate her showing us her tits.
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STAGE RIGHT!
STAGE LEFT!
you bitches...
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She kinda reminds me of Pink, but I think Pink is kinda hot in a bad girl kind of way.
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did she actually show us both titties?
god bless her skanky little, jizz soaked, dirty sanchezed heart...
haha @ #25... it sure does...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
Sweet, sweet Lily.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
i like her tan boobs, cute
shandiReply to this Comment
I want that shirt.
FoxyRoxyReply to this Comment
she knew she would fall outta that tshirt when she put it on...but thanks anyway!!!
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Albums sales? She's a singer? I figured she was on the Hills or something. Anyway, it's always good to see a real boob. No way it's a nipslip though. If you wear a shirt like that with no bra it is Boobies on Parade.
troicinetReply to this Comment
That's the only kind of "Parade" you'll catch me at.
Mr. SinisterReply to this Comment
She's a one hit wonder and she knows (t)it.
Obviously her next album is going to suck teet, the fact that she is taking a lesson from Britney Spears on how to further your career of making horrible music by showing your nether regions.
That said, I would still like to do some Domino's Two Timing on those broads.
peace, ya bastads
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even though her tits fall out in public... make no mistake! she's a very private girl...
she actually wears a hoodie over a sweater in the summertime...
this is so staged. do you ever want your groceries to spill out? fuck that!
yet her pacifiers are just falling out of that shirt... W the motherfucking F!?
revealing tits vs. might drop your keys!!!
what the fuck is she doing, while her ho has are out to pasture?
ninja...Reply to this Comment
@ jarvi... very titillating...
NOT! :P
ninja...Reply to this Comment
What kind of idiot dosent realise their tits are hangng out? How ridculously moronic of her. Or she's just being an attention whore, but somehow i dont think thats Lilys style. Then again, there was that no knickers upshot in Cannes...
Aisha PReply to this Comment
I would definetly smash. She's tweaking her nipple in pic 4.
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well it happend to me :p you dont always notice if your boob is haning out dammit!!
sandraReply to this Comment
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