Lily Allen Nipple & Boob-Friendly Wardrobe Malfunction!

Photo Credit: ROCHA/bauergriffinonline.com

Snapped earlier today in London, Lily Allen slipped her entire boob as she headed out for a day filled with endless amounts of camera whoring. So, what's the official bastardly rating on her boobie?

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I love her. I don't know why. I do though

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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how the fuck do you not notice that?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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ITS HER LEFT NIPPLE, NOT RIGHT

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:25pm
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Maybe that was s'posed to be for pic #7... hell, they were both flopping out willy-nilly so it is easiest to get confused.

Nice shirt, Lily. Does it come in your size?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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I know some women have trouble getting out of a car with a short skirt on while trying not to expose their panties, but this is ridiculous. It looks like she is trying to show us the goods.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:26pm
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Who cares when it's free nipple Thursday?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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she couldn't feel an unusual breeze or anything?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:36pm
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She almost looks as though she is pulling down her top...

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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She usually doesn't do much for me but she is full of slutty goodness today.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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This chick looks like fun... real fun.

/Somebody doesn't know their right from their left.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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Maybe right as in Correct? Just saying.
You wonder at what point the photographers turned the point where they decided these shots were not only something you keep, but also sell.
I know it's nothting new these days, but imagine if Grace Kelly had a slip in the 50's? The photographer would never have thought developing it. Let alone selling it.
I guess we can blame Vietnam and Woodstock for our change in values. Oh and the internet....Yeah that's the ticket.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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She should have went for record nipple slip history by giving us double boob double hard nipples..We are in a Olympic year!! Step up your upskirt,breasts out game! Bought all her music just now Thanks Lilly!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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She likes flashing the paparazzi,are these recent pic ??? If so,she lost some weight.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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i dont care what anyone says, next to Kristen Bell i think Lily is oen of teh most adorable celebs.

id do lots and lots of nasty and naughty things with her.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:25pm
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Eugh. Pec-tits all over the bastardly today.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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Lily should take-up tennis,cause those are some spectacular drop-shots!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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The crowd groans.
Love 15....

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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Hey Daddy does Mommy know your on here being a big old perv.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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What a dumb whore. Put down the cigarette and put a fucking bra on.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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it wouldn't be too out of line to slap on a little war paint as well.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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Definitely deliberate.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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my wife wears oversized loose t-shirts in public especially when she goes and play volleyball but she has a bra or sports bra on.

this woman knows if she doesn't wear a bra/sports bra, those things will pop out

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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That's a really, really nice boob. The rest of it's kind of a mess.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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Man those things are awesome! i'd play with those after work anytime!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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Pic #4 looks like she is pinching her own nipple to keep it erect. WTF!?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 6:27pm
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She did that!!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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More celebs should do this.

/WIN

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 7:00pm
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Picture #6 is hot, that shit is hot. Nice shoes too

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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love the shoes

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:04pm
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She's got a BMW M3 coupe

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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what a moron.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:30pm
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If she were pretty and had nice boobs, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But, she's gross and so is her boob.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:34pm
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haha true.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:35pm
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Not really into her, but I appreciate her showing us her tits.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:35pm
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STAGE RIGHT!
STAGE LEFT!

you bitches...

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 9:59pm
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She kinda reminds me of Pink, but I think Pink is kinda hot in a bad girl kind of way.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 10:28pm
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did she actually show us both titties?

god bless her skanky little, jizz soaked, dirty sanchezed heart...

haha @ #25... it sure does...

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 10:38pm
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Sweet, sweet Lily.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 10:52pm
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i like her tan boobs, cute

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 10:53pm
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I want that shirt.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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she knew she would fall outta that tshirt when she put it on...but thanks anyway!!!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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Albums sales? She's a singer? I figured she was on the Hills or something. Anyway, it's always good to see a real boob. No way it's a nipslip though. If you wear a shirt like that with no bra it is Boobies on Parade.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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That's the only kind of "Parade" you'll catch me at.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 2:03am
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She's a one hit wonder and she knows (t)it.

Obviously her next album is going to suck teet, the fact that she is taking a lesson from Britney Spears on how to further your career of making horrible music by showing your nether regions.

That said, I would still like to do some Domino's Two Timing on those broads.

peace, ya bastads

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:48am
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even though her tits fall out in public... make no mistake! she's a very private girl...

she actually wears a hoodie over a sweater in the summertime...

this is so staged. do you ever want your groceries to spill out? fuck that!

yet her pacifiers are just falling out of that shirt... W the motherfucking F!?

revealing tits vs. might drop your keys!!!

what the fuck is she doing, while her ho has are out to pasture?

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 5:04am
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@ jarvi... very titillating...

NOT! :P

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 5:05am
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What kind of idiot dosent realise their tits are hangng out? How ridculously moronic of her. Or she's just being an attention whore, but somehow i dont think thats Lilys style. Then again, there was that no knickers upshot in Cannes...

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 7:47am
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I would definetly smash. She's tweaking her nipple in pic 4.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 11:43am
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well it happend to me :p you dont always notice if your boob is haning out dammit!!

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 @ 10:57am
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Both sides just pictures apart, what are the odds. Must have an album coming out or just did. P.S. is she geting ready to play with herself in pic four.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 7:26pm
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I love Lily

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 5:02am
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it's tea time.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 9:48am
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it's tea time.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 9:49am
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