Lily Cole Lookin' Busted @ A Sony Digital Book Photocall

I don't know about you bastards, but I think Sony needs to cough up more dough & hire a new spokeswoman to help pimp their new Sony Digital Reader---maybe someone's who's actually human. I'm sorry, but Lily looks like a dirty troll in these pics, but I guess this is what sells in the world of high fashion.

Here's more info on Lily:
Lily Cole (born May 19, 1988[2]) is an English model and actress.

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freakin chuckie doll

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 1:22pm
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she looks like an alien or something
but she can really model

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 1:53pm
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hey kids look what happens when you stay in your cave and read all night!

sony is fucked in the head.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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Sheeez...this one is fugly..I've seen better looking blods then this...so what's she popular for? yeah she does look like chuckie. Must be his stand-in.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 1:55pm
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i would pity fuck her, but sometimes they turn out to be the best

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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Um...she always looks busted in the face. They usually slather her in makeup to cover up the ginger kid leopard spots.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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She only looks really bad in closeups. I think overall... she is a decent package.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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She's not THAT bad...I've seen far worse walking around on the streets.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 2:15pm
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Look for this in the heap alongside the Tablet PC and Zune.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 3:45pm
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Looks great from 10 ft, but get up close, brown bag it.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 4:02pm
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halloweens coming up... i need one of these as a decoration for my lawn.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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I thought alien invasion was coming in 2012. Shit, I guess they are getting a jump on things.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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haha so you`ve heard that crap too eh?

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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You know Richturd you would still do an young alien, you sick old ugly bald stupid perv.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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Even the body doesn't look very good.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 8:35pm
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Strange looking creature but absolutely perfect as a runway model. Runway models are not supposed to be hot or even pretty - they're supposed to be memorable (in a freaky looking way) and extremely skinny.

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 3:52am
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I never want to see her face again

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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She looks like a human lollipop.

/DO NOT WANT

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 @ 9:20am
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I think I just puked up in my mouth a little.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 8:03am
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Yes

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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I had no idea Sloth (from the Goonies) had a younger sister.

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 @ 5:28pm
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