Lindsay Lohan - Czech Harper's Bazaar, April 2008
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Lindsay to play sex-mad waitress!
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed to strip naked and play a sex-addicted waitress in a new movie called Florence.
Just days after agreeing to portray a member of Charles Manson’s real-life murderous cult in The Manson Girls, Lohan has sealed a deal to star in another controversial movie.
And reports claim the 21-year-old will be paid just $75,000 for the opportunity to play the edgy character. A source revealed, “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.” Source
its the same damn pose in every picture. she looks good on the cover minus the eyebrows
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She makes me want to have wild, hot, steamy, animal sex with . . .
Photoshop!
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couldn't the editors have just put some hot czech chick on the cover instead of this fugly whore?
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Ugh... the least she could do would be to match her hair to her eyebrows or vice versa. Christ she looks godawful. Pam Anderson hair DOES NOT WORK ON HER.
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Actually, she's the perfect choice for that magazine. But I think it's strange how they've misspelled "bizarre" ;^)
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The thing about Lindsay is the intimidation factor. I would be so intimidated by her like no other woman in Hollywood. Sure, I would be intimidated by how stunning Kate Beckinsale or Adrianna Lima is, but I would have no idea what to expect with Lindsay. Oh, and I think she is one of the hottest woman in Hollywood, but only when she wants to be.
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i can't stand her... and where did her freckles go... way too much photoshop
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Haven't the poor eastern Europeans already suffered enough?!
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Ever since Mean Girls she's been the BOMB!
/strange attraction
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Looking better here then she has lately...
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Lindsay Lohan has always reminded me of someone, and until last night, I couldn't figure it out, but now, thanks to Netflix, I have. Last night I watched One Crazy Summer, the 1986 shit-brow comedy starring a young, scrawny John Cusak (to those of you who care, rent Better Off Dead, the other film by Savage Steve Holland starring John Cusak), and co-starring Demi Moore, who plays a hippy singer-songwriter named Cassandra. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is the new Demi Moore. That's it. That's all I wanted to say. Fuck you. And that. That's the other thing I wanted to say.
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Every time they show a Lindsay Lohan preview in a movie theater, there's always someone who bursts out into spontaneous applause. It could be a woman, it could be a man. But it's always someone.
No other star has that effect in our zombie-like times. Lohan will one day emerge as the real America's Sweetheart, unlike phonies like Reese or Julia. You have to love her for what she is, because overall, her good qualities outweigh the bad, and she has been through an unholy amount of shit for someone who is just 21.
But I have a feeling none of these latest projects will get off the ground.
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With a liberal application of photoshop, they managed to make her look 30 instead of her usual mid 40s.
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HAHAHAHA!!
That face is photoshopped like CRAZY!! hahahaha. And that hair -- NICE WIG!! hahaha
So ridiculously fake. Hilarious.
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she's so pretty, with so much sex appeal
her boobs are perfect
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God-damn she looks old
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disgusting bitch
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those eyebrows are so ugly...my god
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i'd like to take her home and snack on her...
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"Bio ter[r]or." How appropriate.
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I so want to sleep with her
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She can be so hot. Get it together Linds. Get rid of the blonde hair once and for all for starters.
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Mmmmmmmm freckles!
Just go back to red gurl.
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Well she has been researching that role her whole life! Good for her, it payed off! Maybe she can find a role for her Mom as a madam of a brothel!
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It's a shame but I think she's past her prime already.
That's wasted potential right there.
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I wish she could just get her shit together.
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I know this what photo shopped like mad, but she actually looks pretty here. Stay off the crack lindsay.
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I Just KNOW she is an ANAL FREAK
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why does she insist on staying blonde?? it's ridiculous.
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She may be slowing getting it together. Looks like she might be trying to follow a plan.
And yes, I agree about the blonde hair. She looks far better and hotter with red or dark hair. Especially darker hair. But hey, I'm not her style or life coach, so I can't say anything.
Not until the Oracle centre for life training, style and deportment™ opens anyway! Ha ha ha.
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*slowly*
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