Flashback 2004: Lindsay Lohan Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Halle Berry’s Breasts Are HUGE! [HollywoodTuna]
- Craigslist Casual Encounters [CO-ED Magazine]
- Deanna Pappas Has Sex in the Pool [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Amy Winehouse Wants 5 Kids [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone [Celebslam]
- Break Necks & Break Out Tre Flips [Daily Drop]

- Get Ready For Amerie’s Def Jam Comeback [Complex]
- Angelina Jolie Told To Fatten Up [Dlisted]
- Mariah Carey wants Nick Cannon to be a model [Cele|bitchy]
- Bachelor Matt Grant Dumps Shayne Lamas [Bumpshack]
- Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Fight On Youtube [DerekHail]

- Race crashes [Flabber]
- Lauren Conrad sucks [The Blemish]
- Scientifically Inaccurate Movies [Gone Hollywood]
- Diddy Is Not Engaged, People! [Celeb Parasite]
- I can't decide who's uglier [The Bastardly Society]

- LINDSAY LOHAN SPLITS WITH GIRLFRIEND? [Mamarazzi]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui Slutty Lingerie Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Rose McGowan Is Red Sonja Hot [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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She was so pretty back then

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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What a shame! She threw her sexiness away!

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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Those were the days eh? Really pretty.

What happened Linds?

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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She lost "all of this" in only 4 years! Let's see the next 4.....

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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Lindsay Lohan was the hottest 18 year old girl I had ever seen. I remember when these pictures surfaced. I had no idea who she was, and then I opened up the magazine, and I think it was pic 8 that drove me straight into the bathroom. I jerked off to these pictures furiously. She was so incredible hot. Like on fire.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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I remember thinking she was gorgeous and incredibly hot just 3 years ago. What happened in such a short period of time?
Man, she's only 22 years old, she has the natural beauty, sex appeal and youth on her side, what the fuck is wrong with her??????? I miss the old days. Bring Lindsay Back!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:02pm
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i'll just leave it at this: PERFECTION.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:02pm
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I truly believe Lindsay can still be this hot again. It really just comes down to her hair color and she can't lose too much weight. It's really up to her if she wants to be this hot again or not. As for Britney Spears, I'm not so sure she can be as hot as she was in her prime.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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Its not just about hair color, that's the least of her problems.
She looks AT LEAST 32 years old, not 22. She has horrible skin-- Its leathery and damaged and she has smoker's wrinkles. Maybe some botox or a chemical peal could help, but its not only her skin, she just looks used and abused. Her face looks lifeless, her eyes are blank, she's just not the same. And how could we forget her new style? The ugly leggings, weird hats, bad makeup, and so on...
But I pray the old, hot Lindsay comes back.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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She currently looks terrible with the blonde hair and she should dye it jet black again. I think she looks the hottest with jet black hair...it goes nice with her green eyes. I think her skin could improve with the right diet and exercise. Her cureent style is awful, but that could be corrected pretty easily. I also pray that the hot Lindsay comes back.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:52pm
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I like her hair color in these photos. She looks good with dark hair too, but not black. Black looks too fake on her, I prefer medium-dark brown.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:02pm
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Damn, Lin used to be such a hot piece of ass back then.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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oh no. i never found Linds to be all that fine, sexy, or "hot piece of ass" she pretty much looks the same give or take a few lbs. i think for most it was the fact that she was under age and now that you know you won't go to jail its not as alluring. you know?

anyways more importantly cassie and puffy, seriously? other than hot tracks, a record contract, and oddles of money what does she see in him? lame.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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She does NOT look the same!! are you joking?

No, its not because she was underage that people liked her, only the pedophiles liked her for that. She had a true natural beauty and sex appeal.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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I disagree with your theory Percy. For one, I'm only a year older than her (23). The difference is that the hardcore partying and coke snorting has taken a toll on her face. She looks like she's 38 nowadays.

Back in the "Mean Girls" days (2004), she was indeed a hot piece of ass... well, in my opinion anyway.

She was hotter with the few extra pounds too. Way hotter, in fact she looked healthy (and juicy) with those pounds.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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okay, okay...my give, my give...i was too brash when i said she looks the same. I didn't look at any pics when i said this. now i have and she looks like a sickly version of her youth. but come on you know there a lot, i'm talking about a lot of guys whose attraction to her was solely based on the fact that she was teetering on that pass go/go straight to jail line. nonetheless she never did it for me. sorry Linds it would've never between us. its not you, its me :~(

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 10:35am
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OK, I gonna go jerk off to Herbie Unleashed now.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:07pm
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lmfao, actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea...

but in all seriousness. thanks to this post, i can quit mainlining viagra for the weekend...

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 1:58am
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face it, girls' bodies just get hotter so much earlier now. Prime time for many girls has now become 12 to 16 or so. After that? It's a slow down hill timble called aging. Yep, the skin quality, the sags in boobs and gut, etc. They gotta be like a gymnast or highly conditioned beach volleyball player to keep it all together. No wonder old men keep looking for younger and younger girls.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:13pm
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12-16? Are you fucking serious? This has got to be a joke...

"No wonder old men keep looking for younger and younger girls."

And that, my friend, is called pedophelia.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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This place is turning into a virtual pedopalooza.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:23pm
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Hello there. Why don't you come over here and take a seat. Would you mind telling us what you're doing here?

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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I pray that you are 14 years old yourself.

Also, it's only in Hollywood that this pattern is happening. In Hollywood a cute 15 year old comes on to the market. Nice body, nice face. Then when she hits 18 the "Hollywood Effect" sets in. She bleaches the SHIT out of her hair, drops waaaaay too much weight, tans like crazy, does weird shit to her tits, gets plastic surgery, and pisses it all away.

In the real world, outside of Hollywood, this doesn't happen. (Well, maybe it happens in LA, but not elsewhere). Perhaps you should step outside and visit a college or something.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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You're one of those extra ordinary assholes. You're prolly some wannabe hustler, and a bitter one, too.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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that link with the disney teen queens fighting is rather entertaining. ahhh the world of teenagers! Jackson a suggestion: Bastardly Disney Teen Queen Match-up: Miley vs. Vanessa vs. Selena vs. Tisdale

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 7:41pm
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Impressive. She actually managed to age about 20 years in a 4 year period. Stay off the drugs, kiddies. They're bad.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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Britney Spears is never going to be cute again. You know why? Because she is crazy, and not in the cute, hah, wow, she's so wild kind of way. There is something seriously wrong with her. You ever see an attractive crazy person? No. You know why? Because how you feel on the inside is manifested in how you look on the outside. That's just a fact.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 8:10pm
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She used to be so beautiful. I love her with red hair. It's a shame that she turned out the way she did. I think she has the most talent among her little generation.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 12:06am
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Wow..what happened to her..??

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 1:52am
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People aren't meant to survive on cocaine and semen alone.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 3:43am
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I guess being an L.I. girl finally sufaced.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 2:08am
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oh my god she was seriously so beautiful

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 3:16am
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She used to be gorgeous I even forgot how she used to look because now she is the personification of fug-tramp-skank

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 4:01am
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It was the dramatic weight loss that really aged her, i think. Her face nowadays looks sunken and pale, and you can tell she doesn't eat well. But she WAS really beautiful. Especially in Mean Girls, sooo pretty

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 10:31am
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She had a nice chest back then.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 10:46am
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nice tits

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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damn! she was hell pretty back in 2004 an 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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yeah she is soooo hott shess way hotter then alba n the overated ppl i mean just look at her sex apealll

she looked so hot in i know who killed me she play a stripperr is was soooooooooooo sexiiiii

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 6:14pm
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I'm telling you, this pig isn't hot in the slightest. Never was, never will be.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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she definatley looked better back in the day. Its so weird, I look at her face and it really should be beautiful, she has feline features, nice eyes and a nice nose but something just doesnt work...

ps her jugs look HUGE in that 1st pic.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 7:54pm
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pic 2 really doesnt do her any favours.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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puffy nipples in white tank top = cream in my jeans. hawt pix from back in the day. samantha ronson is one lucky butch lezbo to be hittin that. and by butch lezbo i mean 14 year old looking boy.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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First she was a cute kid then a hottie now she's a used up, prematurely aged, cocaine snorting, cunt-eating, fugly slut. All in space of a few years.

What a waste of perfectly good chocha.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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She was super hot back in the day. She should always be a redhead.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 6:58am
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What a shame, Super hot, awesome curves, super red hair, and a rack made for motor-boating or other superfluous activities.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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lindsay is still very attractive, just that most people need to wake up.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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pic #15, so juicy.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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When I saw these past era photos again, I wept. And today I'm certified Bastardly finally; just for Lindsey's sake.

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 5:52am
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she's hot... end of story.

unless you want to add to the story... in that case fuck it!!!

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 6:52am
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She's not all that hot anymore, but I'd still stick it in her pooper. I'd look at her butch girlfriend to keep from cumming too soon.

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 8:06am
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