Lindsay Lohan & Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!

Photo Credit: Splash News

So, is Chloe Sevigny gonna be Lindsay Lohan's 2009 scissoring partner or what? Actually, after doing some research (yes, we have a little too much time on our hands), that's not the case. As of last night, Linds was out with lesbian sex-toy Sam Ronson getting sushi at Miami's camera whore hotspot, Nobu.

The globetrotting couple (Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson) are in Miami Beach to host a New Year's Eve bash at the semi-exclusive superclub Mansion.

Oh, and before we forget: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!

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35 Scandalous Comments

Ah yeah...Give me little up top and full on the bottom any day. This is fucking scary. For less than a cup of coffee a day I can feed Lindsay lohan!

Richard-Schlichting
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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Happy New Year Moe and Jackson! Are you sure that is Chloe? L

Richard-Schlichting
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 4:55pm
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And Happy New Year to all you Bastards! Well except for the trolls. Register already!

Richard-Schlichting
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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Al I know about Chloe Sevigny is that she did that one blowjob scene...

Razer Rick
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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"Allegedly" that was a rubber penis.

JTchicago
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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that ain't chloe ... *LOL*
c'mon ya'll.. you should be able to spot a celeb better then that.

Djwar76
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:07pm
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Poor little fauxmosexual..I'm pretty sure her freckle-y tits fall into her armpits when she lays on her back.
To quote Rick James, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Mike Litoris
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:10pm
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I can find 50 girls at the local mall that are way hotter than Lindsay Lohan.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:14pm
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Then why are you here instead of at the mall?

Goliano
Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 1:11pm
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I would still lick that freckled bod. i would convert her back to hetro quicker than a priest can convert the weak minded into christian, during evangelical baptism time.

oh... Happy New Year you bastards...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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Loki's back! tis gonna be a good year! welcome back bruddah!

Sir Percy of Scandia
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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Wassup Sir P!!! yep... i'm back baby. let the carnage unfold.

thanks for the welcome ;)

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:25pm
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that is 100% not chloe sevigny. it's obviously not her, it doesn't even look a thing like here. believe me, i watch big love obsessivly

no comment
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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Lindsey Lohan is an overall cute package. Decent face, decent bod, nice hair, pretty feet, good teeth. Terrible actress and an obvious train wreck, but fuckable nontheless.
That is sooooooo NOT Chloe............. wish it were though.n Chloe has a bangin bod.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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500t comment.. wow I need to get a life :p
Happy new year to all the bastards!

sandra
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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I'll add to all the Happy New Year comments everyone will see. This year sucked I think. Not just for me personally but for many others as well. The financial collapse, the war and so on. Obama winning was a bright spot for me. The New Year gives everyone a chance to try again though and so I shall.

mud hen
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 5:43pm
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Man those boobs are sagging something terrible....and not too crazy about all the frekles either..but oh well. she still has a nice fuckable body tho....also too bad she's a lesbian..not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that there's so many men out there that can make her happy, with the real thing,and not a dildo..but to each it's own...que sera, sera.

Mundo
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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Oh and I almost forgot, Happy New Year...Feliz Año Nuevo.

Mundo
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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That looks more like Melissa Ethridge than Chloe (I know its neither) ... but Chloe is better looking than this big beaked girl.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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nice cans but she has the body of a fucking 13 year old boy. no hips. lame.

wiseblood
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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Lindsay has a cute face and decent boobs, but her figure (or lack thereof) is awful.

Rhonda
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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Agree, She has this "Cambodian rice death walk diet" figure thing going on.

JTchicago
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 9:18pm
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i guess its only fantasy to see two hot lesbians together... oh well... happy new years bastards!!!

ninja...
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 9:04pm
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Happy New Year to Everyone!

Sparks
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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what a skinny ass bitch
im not surprised she's a lesbian

jennyla
Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 12:08am
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I BET THAT ORANGE SNATCH TASTE LIKE A SWEET FLORIDA ORANGE

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 12:31am
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Happy New Year horny bastards! Let's wish better boobs than Lindsey's for next year!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 2:05am
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Not aging well, but still worth a gander.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 6:04am
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uuumm. those tight little freckled buttocks looks like they would feel so comfortable snuggling against my lap.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 10:04am
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her entire body seems like one big old Scottish dart board.!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 1:39pm
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Say what you want about her (she's a whore, she's a ginger) but i would still tap that. And at least she's not trying to cover up her freckles with those fake spray on tans.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 2:21pm
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If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out.
Cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground.
Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues.
Cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run.
Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna ride on.
Cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back.
Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 4:36pm
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lindsey lohan is a shank!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 7:22pm
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I always thought lindsey had a sexy body.... but that thought was destroyed by 6. There is just nothing to her body really. Id still lick her freckles though

Girlswannascrewme
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 @ 9:16pm
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