Lonely Keanu Reeves @ "Street Kings" Premiere in L.A.

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Aww... I just want to give him a hug. And an ass squeeze. I'm sure it would provoke absolutely NO EMOTION AT ALL, but it would still be fun.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:32pm
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You might get a Bill & Ted inspired, "Whoa....Dudette. Did you just squeeze my left but cheek?"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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Bloke looks well. Clean shaven, good suit, and he isn't wearing those boots he was seen in many a time before! Well done Mr Reeves. Cool.

I'm sure that there will have been many a willing person in the crowd screaming, fainting and pawing the air at the mere idea of leaving the premier with him!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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ohh lord, what a sexy man.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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I hope he wins an Oscar before he dies.

/he's a great actor
//for reals
///3 slashies!!!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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love the hair & eyes

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:51pm
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agree with debbs, he's sexy for sure

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:52pm
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his eyes creep me out!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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he's hot

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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one of my wishes is to meet him and have sex with him and marry him,lol
sometimes I think he's gay :(
he is so hot
i'm burning

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 3:19pm
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I love his eyes and his exotic look.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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Ohhh Keanu,why didnt you call me?I wouldnt mind keeping you company....hehehe

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 4:01pm
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how can someone whos so bad at his career choice lasted SO long?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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^^ lol bad "career choice"?!
He played in Dangerous liaisons,Speed,the Matrix trilogy....He is one of the best paid actor.
He is hot and a private actor not a media whore.And the captions are getting old it was funny the first time but now it's lame.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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i didnt SAY "BAD CAREER CHOICE"

what i said was...

"HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO IS SO BAD AT HIS CAREER CHOICE"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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I thought I remembered reading somewhere that his wife and he divorced after their kid died and then she killed herself, or something.

I think he needs to have himself a good cry, right here on my gently heaving rack.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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Neo

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 1:50am
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he's very handsome, i know his guy from matrix back in 2004

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 3:09am
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McCracken, I think he was quite convincing playing the scary wife-beating redneck in that movie where Katie Holmes shows her boobies. I am in the early stages of Alzheimer's, so I can't quite remember the title. That is all. Good day to you, sir!

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 6:45am
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First of all-Keanu did not go alone-His sister Karina did the red carpet with him for awhile. And a woman he was seen out with the night before on a dinner date was inside. All three of them sat next to each other during the premier movie. Get your facts right before you post this crap.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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Dear god, he's perfect.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 9:48pm
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@ 20. The Gift, and yes, he was really convincing in that, he actually scared me.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 9:50pm
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Man, he has some amazing thighs!!!...(page 5).

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 10:06pm
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lol@ #24 "amazing thighs"?.... o..kay.. i don't know about his thighs but he looks damn hot in that suit Mm.. mm!

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 10:18am
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Hey all you biatches, you stay away from my boyfriend. He's mine, all mine!

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:38am
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