Lucky Bastard Prince Harry Sexes Up Chelsy Davy in Mauritius
Monday, December 29th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comWhen Harry kicks Chelsy Davy lil' booty to the curb for another hotter chick, I'm pretty sure she'll spiral into one of the following...
1. Eating disorder
2. Drugs
3. Or, God forbid, suicide
But, then again, I'm pretty sure there will be some rich dude on the sidelines who'll wanna hit the chick that once had Royal Penis between her legs. If given the chance, who the fuck wouldn't? It's not everyday you can bone a chick with this kind of sexual resume, so in her post-Harry life, Chelsy Davy will be sadly reduced to a Bastardly Trophy Fuck---yes, someone you sleep with simply for endless amounts of bragging rights.
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comSample conversation:
Question: So, who're you sleeping with these days?
Your Answer: Dude, I'm currently sexing up none other than Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy!! She sucked me off just last night!
The Final Result: Automatic respect.
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prince harry is HOT and i want to see what's going on down his happy ginger trail...
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come on shandi you know you want my ginger. afterwards i'll cook you a nice Saltimbocca di Pollo. kiss the chef!
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get outta here batali! gordon has my heart! not your fat ginger ass! harry is the only ginger for me.
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I couldn't agree more. I think he's becoming better looking than William.
She's got a great body, but like JIMMYD said, her face looks like a mutt.
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THAT GIRL HAS A GREAT BODY, WITH A FACE LIKE A MUTT
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that's what i tought! she is HOT but kinda buttaface too!
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Harry is da man!
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Who gives a fuck about her?
Prince Harry is HAAAAWWWT!!!
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He's not hot at all.
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Come on girls Harry is not hot his bank account is very hot!!! yeah the chick has nice body the face so and so.
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Typical english teeth of hers
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I think prince Harry is hot, not b/c of his bank account. He just is, I think his naughty persona is really sexy.
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james hewitt's son has a hot chick
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prince harry...ha! everybody know prince william is the real prince!
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The real prince is the one formerly known as Prince.
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Women, being prosties in disguise, always flock around rich men.
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I would like to have a 3 some with her and Emma Watson. Now, bring them to me.
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Nothing wrong with her face that a little of my Magic ManGoo couldn't fix
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what are you looking at her teeth for? are you gay?
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I like Harry he seems like alot of fun
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Typical english teeth?
She's south african, dumbass.
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