Madonna's "Sticky & Sweet" Tour Rolls Through Sao Paulo
Monday, December 22nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comThese were snapped at a sold-out concert in Sao, Paulo, Brazil a few days back.
Believe it or not, but Madonna turned 50 earlier this year and for some odd reason the woman is touring as if she's a 20 year old newbie artist desperately trying to build worldwide buzz for her first album. After seeing these pics, I can kinda see why Madonna's marriage with Brit director Guy Ritchie fell apart. Madonna's obviously OCD personality can be attributed one or more of the following:
1. She's obsessively dedicated to her line of work
2. She has the ego the size of planet earth and desperately wants to stay in the limelight until she's dead
3. She has an insatiable love for money & fame
4. She's heavily in debt and needs to pay up quick
5. She's in total denial of her age & naively believes she can outsmart nature
I have a feeling Madonna's gonna go out with a bang. I simply can't see this woman being wheeled around by one of her bodyguards until one day she naturally passes away. If anything, she won't allow it to happen. As tragic as this may sound, but I have a feeling she'll be flying high for the next 5-10 years, and then soon after the roller coaster ride will abruptly end with Madonna's car flying off the tracks (i.e. drugs, skydiving incident, airplane--who knows?)
I find these pictures disturbing. Madonna needs to close her legs and stop trying to relive her past glory. She's not 25 anymore. Nobody wants to see a sinewy middle aged woman spreading her legs, even if it is Madonna... Well, unless youre into that sort of thing.
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+1
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Totally agree, except she's past middle age and heading into senior citizen territory. That's the most disturbing thing.
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No thanks. This ship has sailed, and sank!
One word, "Ewwwww!"
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OMG this is so hot, she looks so mannish! Not a hint of femininity in that body! No hips, not a bit of fat, rugged face, I am so turned on because I am so NOT gay!
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Her picture belongs next to the definition of "old hag."
She has NOT aged well, and the muscle mass she's developed is better suited for a young guy and not a 50-year-old woman.
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Urgh this woman is so desperate and pathetic. She was an ugly, hairy, talentless trollop when she was young, but at least then she was young.
These days she's just a desperate, used-up old hag. I cannot STAND the way so many people think she is some kind of maverick. She's ridiculous and has never done anything worthwhile in her career. creating pastiches of other peoples creative work does not count as talent. Her only 'quality' is that she seems to be indestructable, but hey so are roaches...
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With all due respect, please help remove the word "maverick" from the national lexicon... many voted Obama for just that reason.
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erm... I'm not American so I don't really know what you're on about... Care to clarify?
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My bad. The repetitive use of the word "maverick", by everyone from the store cashier to the political pundits, in reference to Senator John McCain, during the recent presidential election.
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YAY! lets bring stupid boring politics into everything on the bastardly. keep that shit off of here, this isn't CNN.com Wolf Blizter
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Presidential Inauguration - Swearing in Ceremony
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - TBA
US Capitol (Swearing In) - Washington, DC
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Right on!
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G, are you one of those people who becomes a pundit every four years? one of those who acts like they know it all during oct and nov of an election year? tell me the state of america and how to fix it. what do you know politics other than Obama won? hey if you know your shit leave bastardly and i suggest CNN.com. you's in the crowd G
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LOL Not this again. No, my political involvement doesn't begin an end every four years. What are your credentials that make you feel you can question mine?
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M.A. University of Montana, B.A. Clemson University; American Government, The Presidency, Elections and Campaigns
you're move!
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U.S. citizen who votes.
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not that i care or that it matters but my political interests go as far as me watching George DUBYA Bush bloopers on youtube but your reply Goliano is perfect. it matters not if you are well studied in political science or not, all that matters is a voter be a well informed and open-minded. oh yeah and acutally votes. so many have opinions but never vote how dumb.
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And that he's so well-studied in something he finds "stupid boring" is either impressive or masochistic.
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"US citizen" used to mean something, not know. we are as clueless as any other 3rd world nation. our peoples are so clueless. we feel that since we're big american we know it all and what we know is the truth. just a nation of smarty pants sheep looking for a lone herder. i find politic stupid and boring when mixed with my celeb gossip. i feel its like taking work home. so if you want to talk politics all night i'm in but not when i'm trying to talk of how madonna looks like a man. just saying keep the politics off here.
ps Sir Percy if i wanted your opinion i'd have asked about her shoes or hair. until that time go back to playing with your hannah montana dolls.
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You're trying too hard, troll. Just lick your wounds and go away.
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Really? With that much education you should know the difference between "you're" and "your".
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McPerv aka Jesus, please forgive my sin! i'm not perfect! i've sinned. i said you're instead of your. i'm the only person in the history of the world to give in to such a sin. certainly only McPerv aka Jesus would have abstained from. the mind thinks at 1 million miles per hour and the fingers only type at 89 words per minute. jeez. sorry for not being able to turn water into wine or walking on water.
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You made several more errors in your 1:32 post above.
I really don't care, and you certainly don't need a degree to be intelligent, I just think you are a liar.
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haha oh I see.
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What is this, "old whore day?"
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thats a man!
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This 50 year old SLUT looks like ........ a 50 year old SLUT
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It's not Halloween you old bat and Slash is probably offended you're stealing his look.
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I'm from Sao Paulo and the city's name is mispelled, it doesn't have that comma between Sao and Paulo, simply because Sao Paulo means Saint Paul in english
thanks in advance
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my bad about the comma. it was a typo.
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Heart, the most influential female rockers of ALL TIME, were snubbed by the RnR Hall of Fame for this talentless "Hooker for tracks". My guess is she pulled her teeth out and gave the committee a group 'gummer' and 'No Holes Barred' gang bang.
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i dont even recognise her face anymore. and i like women with toned arms but hers are TOO muscular.
why doesnt she just quit and take the next half of her life to relax..its called retirement? if i were her age and had all the money she had, are you fucking kidding me? id be so done with working or doing ANYTHING, forever
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She looks like a damn frog. Ugly bitch is delusional.
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I'd hit that.
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