Maria Menounos vs Rachel Bilson: Bastardly Black Dress Matchup
Friday, May 30th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
These were all snapped @ the opening of the Chanel boutique on Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills.Related in a Scandalous way:
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- Mischa Barton's Nipple vs. Rachel Bilson's Nipple - A Bastardly O.C. Nipple Matchup
- Rachel Bilson vs Jessica Alba: A Bastardly Mic Holding Technique Matchup
- Maria Menounos vs Stacy Keibler - The Bastardly Sexy Legs Matchup
























Summer's got it
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I don't know why, But I really like Maria Menounos. She seems so innocent and cute but something tells me she's a freak in bed! And she has a great body. I loved those pictures of her jogging from a few weeks back.
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I chchchchchchcchose rachel!!!!1
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I think Maria would have a thing or two to teach Rachel....Rachel may be younger and slightly cuter....But experience is where it is at.
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MARIA all the way :)
Something tells me the shit are really gonna hit the fan in this thread... lol
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can I change my vote?
NAH!!!! I stick with a YOUNG WET BITCH!!!!!
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*I'll*
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I pick Maria
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Maria
I like her a lot
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Maria Menounos, i like'em tall
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Rachel has a cuter face...Maria has a better body.
If we're looking at the dress....I like Maria's better
thats 2 to 1...so I'm going with Maria.
Although her face has been going down hill recently.
Sort that shit out Maria.
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60 votes and only a dozen comments? We need more people in here!
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You know, this is actually a care where we have two hot chicks. A legitimate competition, if you will. Nonetheless, anybody voting against Summer Roberts should be shot. Rachel Bilson is the damn cutest thing ever.
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Rachel looks like a little girl Maria looks like a woman she is more attractive.
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Bot pretyy.
I can't decide
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***pretty
Generally I prefer Maria, but Rachel is looking so cute in these pics.
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Pff, Rachel. Maria could use a cheeseburger and looks like a leprauchan or gimpf or something.
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Rachel by a large margin.
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Maria looks like a woman and Rachel looks like a little girl.
Nice close up on the shoes.....more please.
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Maria, for sure. Like Mr. Sinister, I like them tall, and for some reason she just looks more down to earth, like she'd talk to you at a bar even if you didn't know her. Racheal SCREAMS cock block.
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Maria has a man-chin. That's all I can think about when I see her.
MAN-CHIN!! MAN CHIN!!
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Both of these chicks are cutie pies, but Rachel had it in the bag from the beginning! Yes Maria, Little Miss Shorty has EVERYTHING on you. Hair, eyes, nose, lips and body.
Aren't you a little too young to be aging Maria?
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damn...when they are next to each other, maria looks extra rat-faced and ugly.
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Rachel is very delicate-looking, and Maria has a stronger look that is not flattered by standing next to her..
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Rachel Bilson winning this poll shows the decline of humanity in progress.
It proves that the fashion industry is taking over the minds and also that there are a lot of pedophiles out there that need to be put behind bars.
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Actually, Rachel winning this poll is refreshing. Her eyes are her best feature. Isn't it nice that someone who is a girl next door type, except for an amazing pair of eyes, is considered hot?
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rachel looks like a 13 year old girl
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No McPerv. Rachel looks like a little girl. There's nothing sexy about her. There's nothing "girl next door" about her unless by "girl next door" you mean an 11 year old girl.
I like my women to look like...women.
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For naked tango, Maria. Clothed tango, Rachel. Too bad I can't splice their best features together. Maybe after some photoshop training...
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Maria..As super cute as Rachel is, Maria's bod and killer ass rule the day.
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i would take rachel bilson as 117%, nice choice for me
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@25: "Pedophile"? WTF? Rachel Bilson is 26. That's older than me. Are you like one of those closet homosexuals who feel the need to accuse everybody else of being gay?
I like Rachel because she's totally cute and seems cool. Plus she played Summer on "The OC," which was like every geek's fantasy. Also, Maria looks a little gaunt here. It makes her chin jut out in kind of an odd way, which I don't think makes her as ugly as d55 says, but it definitely doesn't help. They're both pretty, but Rachel is prettier.
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denise richards likes em SCUMMY. She has 'cancer in the face' haha.
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Stone, pedophile is not the same as gay, WTF?
JohnnyMak, if she's over 18, she's over 18, no need to psychoanalyze someone's attraction to a 26 year old woman. She probably looks young because of her perfect skin, freckles, and large eyes, but I've seen pictures of her where she looks all woman, her breasts are exquisite.
Does this look like a little girl?
http://www.badassmofo.com/slices/rachel-bilson/images/rachel-bilson-32-3...
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The gorgeous Greek goddess Maria Menounos compared to a 11 year old troll? You're kidding me?
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Rachel has great eyes,
Maria has a weird boxy chin
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Maria is looking rough, I'd rather take the young looking Rachel.
If I were a woman, I'd take looking young as a compliment because that means I would age well.
Also, the younger the woman, the better. I know most people would rather be with a 16 year old than a 26 year old so why not go for the next best thing- A woman who looks 16.
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i have never understood maria's appeal.. she's really.. bland. and those noses, i just dont like those funny noses
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JohnnyMak sounds like a fat bitch who is obsessed with fashion industry and its standards...dude, shut the fuck up...i wanna think you're a guy but what guy gets on here bitching about the type of shit you do? Guys get on here to drool over chicks; chicks get on here to bitch...you get on here to bitch, as well...which makes you the fag that you keep calling other men...you fag!
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Actually I do drool over chicks. Evidenced by your proof, of god knows what the fuck against me, about me digging Buffy the Body's ass. Which also eliminates the obvious theory of yours and other little fashion freak's theory about me being gay.
But this does not eliminate the fact that you are one very sexually frustrated cookie, which explains why you whine and bitch on nearly every damn post on this site's history. Cause no man wants you. That's why you are so into fashion. You can be around lots of gay men and pretend that they are really into you. But when you go to sleep at night, you cry your eyes away because you know the truth.
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@ 40 - Saying you like "Buffy the Body" you should have stuck with them calling you just gay cause now I'm thinking you're into Gay Beastality because she looks like a gorilla... and yes I'm black & I've seen her in person before you start a rant about race. But hey if a dog can't tell the difference between a leg and another dogs ass why should I expect any more from you being able to judge... Whomp Whomp
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i find rachel bilson to be just TOO CUTE but that's it. now Maria Menounos makes me have impure thoughts. i love rachel but my bastardly vote is for MARIA
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40,
yeah, you know me...oh yeah no man wants me...if by no man, you mean men like you, yes, they dont want me...but normal human-beings tend to dig me, fag boy.
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who gives a &^%*t, this is not a even a contest would yo choose a fox like Maria or a someone who looks like she is pre-pubescent potential Lolita. Personally, I have no interest in being on Dateline!
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maria by a landslide!!!!!!!!!bow chika wowowow!!!
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Why not both...but if I had to choose. I'd take Rachel!
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