Marisa Miller Does July, 2008 Maxim Magazine
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
HOLY GOD! As of late, this woman can literally do no wrong...
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hahaha! i was gonna mail these over... this shot is shit hot.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Don't get me wrong...She's hot....But do you think she should be Maxim's #1?
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
This is the sexiest ive seen her. She looks remiscent of a young Bridget Bardot. Her body is to die for, and her face is gorgeous.
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
when you're perfect, there's no other place but #1? silly question...
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She's pretty but she seems too skinny in some of the shots. I can't put my finger on it but she's missing something
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shes ugly as fuck
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where are all her moles????? these are so photoshopped, they photoshopped out her burnt crispy moley skin from all the tanning she's done.
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ofcourse the pics have been photoshoped, but we have seen her event candids and her curves exist which is the most important.
how do you know about the crispy moley skin? i mean usually models actresses etc when appear to events(any kind) wear body makeup. so you cant really tell a lot about their skin.
vanos28Reply to this Comment
Absolute perfection.
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i cant find words...
vanos28Reply to this Comment
p. 4
photoahop alert
her belly button is missing
concubineReply to this Comment
*shop
concubineReply to this Comment
she has a great body, but her face is mangled
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Nice body but her face is average. Also she has no curves, no hips. Are these just the pictures or is she always like that?
CourtneyReply to this Comment
she's got curves and hips, she's just tiny all over....hate those women with the "big frames" and super wide hips...sorry...just my taste.
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you cant win
everyone complains that we sexualize little girls
and here is an honest to god WOMAN
early 30's (29 - come on)
all natural (if you think she has fake boobs then you dont know shit about shit)
a perfect example of california health
and everyone is banging on her
because she looks old
guess what
not one - NOT ONE- of you catty bitches than frequent this site will ever look this good at any point in your life no matter how hard you try
i think its refreshing that dudes are looking at pictures of a WOMAN for a change that some pubesencent pop star or narco-dramatic hollywood bimbo
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shoot me
"you don't know shit about shit"
poetic
concubineReply to this Comment
lmao so you know better than professionals hey?
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
Wow, Ed Yang. I am impressed. I think we can FINALLY agree on something here. Now, please don't tell me how much you a.) want to fuck me or b.) hate my guts, ok?
HalleryReply to this Comment
She'd make a dead man cum.
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She's always been a favorite of mine...no jealousy..RESPECT! If she was arrogant, gloves come off...lol
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LMAO at Marisa trying to look sexy with the famous "Hair Pull Pose".
In descending order: Adriana, Petra, Marisa.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
you're retarded, pstroyer. Leave Adriana Lima out of this! Damn seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? This is a Marisa Miller post, let people enjoy her hotness. If you're going to leave a comment, it should be about Marisa. Adriana is irrelevant.
And WTF, everytime somebody does a pose adriana has done in the past, you mention it and act as if Adriana invented that pose. LMAO. Plenty of women have done that before Adriana, Sorry to break it to you honey.
Marisa is hot hot hot, for ONCE just stop your bullshit and let people form their own opinions about models and their level of attractiveness. Who cares about Adriana Lima? I am here to look at Marisa and she is fucking fine. And she does that pose better than Adriana Lima because Marisa has a way hotter body.
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I never said Adriana invented the pose.
Get off my nuts please.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
yawn
pstroyerReply to this Comment
4. Tool
A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will.
GolianoReply to this Comment
3. Shitface
A name for some people who resemble shit.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
Prove my point, why dontcha. Far be it from me to look a gift horse in the mouth.
GolianoReply to this Comment
haha in the pix pstroyer posted, Miller seems to be yanking on her hair like her life depends on it...Lima is doing it the best...and concubine is right...Miller is missing her belly button in this pic
d55Reply to this Comment
"Miller is missing her belly button in this pic"
I don't think it's see-through...
pstroyerReply to this Comment
But where is the little dimple?
MadMaxReply to this Comment
petra definetly doesnt know how to work the camera!
vanos28Reply to this Comment
woman of our lifetime.
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she looks good for someone in her forties
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
Jealous?
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well obviously im jealous, shes a vs model for goodness sake. But i just dont think shes attractive. She has a really good body but beyond that i cant see anything sexy. Her boobs are fake, her face is average (for the supermodelling world) and her skin is god awful. She looks much older than 29. Ill take lima, ale, selita even miranda over her any day. Dont get me wrong im not saying shes ugly; far from it. Its just i like my supermodels to be near perfect. Just my opinion. God forbid i cant have one.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
Lol
CourtneyReply to this Comment
That's friggin funny as hell!
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
BBBBUUUUTTTAAAA
fuck put a bag on this chick!
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can we use yours?
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She has a banging bod but a manly face and thin lips.
I guess all a woman needs is a thin body, big titties, and blonde hair for lots of men to go crazy for her and not notice her face.
McPervReply to this Comment
It's worked well for me in my life, McPerv!
;-D
RedPeonyReply to this Comment
Funny, I like you.
McPervReply to this Comment
nice..if not a little overrated. She's always reminded of less hot version of Jessica Simpson.
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Saw these yesterday. She is hot in this, but crappy scans (I can live with it). Not sure but seems like I saw more pics than are here. She get a high five in my book any day!
MadMaxReply to this Comment
Wow...she looks like a man...she is not attractive AT ALL!
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She also reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Ive been ordering from the Victoria's Secret catalogue for years, and for as long as I can remember Ive always thought that. I think she is beautiful. I thought the Maxim pics would be better though. These almost don't do her justice. And her boobs look smaller than usual.
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that's right ladies...tall, thin, BIG boobies, nice ass and blonde hair (blue or green eyes) and perfect! GET OVER IT..you bunch of short, boring, pearshaped losers.
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haha #37..that's funny. I bet there's so many overweight women on this site that hear "ooooh, but you have such a pretty face..." from everyone around them. I guess they like to downplay the importance of having a rockin BOD. A guy would pick a 9 or 10 bod with a 7 face ANY DAY than the other way around. The body is a big part of my hard on and eventual explosion.
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Yes, men look at the body more than the face but women look at the face just as much as the body. That's all there is to it. I actually have a body shape pretty close to what I presume Marisa's unphotoshopped body to be and I still think her face is nasty. Just because someone has a different perspective doesn't mean they're overweight. (gee, you kinda sound like an illogical dipshit when I put it that way, don't you?)
LBReply to this Comment
This woman is nature's answer to viagra.
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I like her because she has that late 70's early 80's type of supermodel look. From a time before all the fake boobage and injections in all the right places...not sayin' she doesn't do that but if she does she makes it work.
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She's average at best face wise, what's wrong with you people?
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She reminds me of Bridget Bardot. That same glamorous beauty.
RedPeonyI like my models to look unattainably gorgeous, blonde, leggy and nice tits and arse. She's got it all.
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OH SHIT CELTICS WON
concubineReply to this Comment
i been LA Lakers fan for long, but i know they lost, anthing but, taring up there fans up for Lakers
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
That face is quite fugly... I never noticed that before. Blech.
jennylaReply to this Comment
the chick's face is pretty busted, especially for a model that makes this list, that list, etc etc...that is a fact...it's her hot body that makes you ignore the face and find it (somewhat) attractive...put that head on an average body; nobody would even give her the time of the day...body looks hot as usual but her stomach looks creepy on page 7...and 2 poses with the same hair pulling pose - now, that's cheesy
d55Reply to this Comment
and 2 pix*
d55Reply to this Comment
she got me sayin my my my mymymymy shawty looks good tonight look @ my shawty look @ my shawty
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
I am so sick and tired of people saying her tits are real! It's common knowledge they are fake and it is even known what surgeon did them. Even besides this you can tell they are fake because they are too full round and hard at the top. And just because tits look more real than others doesn't mean they are real ! Idiots! When you have an excellent boob job as is the case with Marissa Miller, it is much harder to tell the difference. Only experienced observant 'body ' people can tell. This is the whole point of having a great boob job so most people can't tell! We are just so used to seeing the pamela Anderson tits getting around that we think all tit jobs look so fake. A great tit job can look incredibly natural.
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stephen (post number 16) says:
"she's got curves and hips,"
Marisa Miller's got curves and hips??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OOOOOOH SHIT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
OH SHIT! OH MAN....
that was a good one stephen. You funny man.
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She's just a really lucky stripper.
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let's put it into perspective Johnny...you like Buffy's obese ass right?
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She does not look old! She is so pretty. I would kill to look like that... just not a dolphin..maybe a opossum.. yeah...no..
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