Marisa Miller Promotes Victoria's Secrets Swin Line in Miami


Victoria's Secret model in the swim
Don't hate Marisa Miller because she's beautiful. Hate her because of her underwear drawer.

''It's sick,'' admits the Victoria's Secret swimsuit model. ``I have a ridiculous amount of bikinis and bras.''

Seriously though, the 29-year-old California native -- who also graced the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in February -- is genuine, funny and cool. Someone you could grab a beer with. And we're not talking light beer. Source

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GOD bLESS GOD for making a woman like her..

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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The first time I set eyes on Marisa Miller, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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BUTTAFACE

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:11pm
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Her face ain't all that, but she's very sexy. She reeks of sex appeal.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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Dizam...... thats just some over the top hot ass woman. She needs to get down and dirty with some Stone Cold hardness.....

And thats the bottom line..........

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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i wanna try and lick the freckles off of her.... wooohooo.... that would be fun

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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Too hot! Thanks!

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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Not looking quite so old in the face here. Nice.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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hot...i am not a fan of her face but i dont really care...thats one woman id do haha

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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a VERY VERY refreshing treat after that nasty ass BLOTD

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:21pm
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Kelly Slater says I rode her like Mavericks.

Laird Hamilton says If she's 29 years old then I'm Micky Dora.

Bill Moyers says I have a boner.

The Meltzer Family says What a beautiful woman, we approve, Dr. Meltzer is off to the bathroom for a quick jerk, Mom is making chicken and greenbeans, Daughter is pouting, Son is knocking on the bathroom door because he has to take a shit and Dr. Meltzer locked the door and son doesn't know if he can wait any longer and Dr. Meltzer says hold on a goddamn second I'm busy and son says are you jerking off and Dr. Meltzer says oh marissa, that's it, stroke it, stroke it, don't stop, open your mouth and son says what did you just say?

Barbaro says Nice legs.

Stuart Scott says fo' shizzle my nizzle boo-yah tee-ight!

Jack Lalane says Watch me pull this skyscraper with my testicles.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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Well, I think it's time for this to be repeated.

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History records that the only unaltered entry in the Big Book Of Babes went thus:
"It is readily accepted that Marissa Miller was so attractive, she had her own level of 'hotness'. E.G, There was Hot. Smoking-Hot. And then there was Marissa Miller."

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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I've never liked this chick. Don't know why.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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king biscuit there isn't a truer statement. checkout these extras from same even. leggy goodness. OW

http://img215.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=89831_1_122_400lo.jpg
http://img231.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=89883_10_122_219lo.jpg

bonus from some other VS shit. OH!

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 2:37pm
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^ Lokiman, I take my comment back. I guess its just her face I have some reservations with.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 3:01pm
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Mandingo. her face is pretty cute if you take the time to look. checkout the size of her eyes dude. they are cute.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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I'm definitely not gonna pass MM posts by anymore, lokiman!

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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She is hot, but 29? I thought she was in her mid 30s.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 3:39pm
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She's beautiful! I'm digging that dress, as well.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 3:57pm
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Meltzer family? Um....Dr Meltzer owns a one bathroom home?...hard to believe for a doctor. I think the kid is just nosey and maybe next time you get him a hair cute....Take him to a hair cutting place....hell take him lemon tree, but the large salad bowl used as a template isn't going to work anymore.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 4:02pm
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besides the attitude, fried skin, and fake tits

she has a great body.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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Of course she's past her prime but I've never been a fan of her face and her skin has looked really terrible lately. Like a potato that's been in the oven too long.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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Beautiful dress.
I want this dress!
Her body is amazing, and I like her style.
But I think she looks much older too. At least 35.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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Should be a law that this woman always wears tight clothes, or none at all.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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how OLD Is she?

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 6:28pm
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Those legs look very nice.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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everytime i see this chick i like her more and more. she looks bangin' her

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
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She has arguably the best natural boobs on earth, but man does she look like Kurt Russell.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 11:49pm
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I don't think these pictures are too great compared to her usual hotness, but usually you can see more of the freckles on her nose, and the freckles on the nose thing always kills me!

@36 The Devil - I don't think those boobs are natural.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 12:17am
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always a pleasure to look at

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 2:49am
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