Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Launch Their Book "Influence"
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
So "Influence" is a book that the Olsen Twins wrote focusing on people who have influenced them in their lives. Boring. Why don't they write a tell-all about how much of a horny bastard Bob Saget is? Or talk about cocaine and anorexia? Couldn't they take a cue from Madonna's "Sex" when creating a coffee table book? This has failure written all over it.
They can't even bother to look nice for their own event...
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Those girls are creepy.
/fo reals
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They are a couple of weirdos. I've seen hundreds of photos of them over the years but I haven't seen them smile in any one of them. Half the time they're covering their head to avoid the paparazzi. The rest of the time they're frowning. That's just plain weird. Too bad because they are pretty damn cute. Even though they are no bigger than midget pygmies.
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They're both ugly...and need a bag each...bodies ain't too bad.
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+1
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No thanks.
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these two are fucking hot and i would gladly pipe the both of them. hot enough for heath ledger is more than hot enough to me. and like all hot chicks, all I need to look at is their shoes. both of these pork monkeys have bang me heels on.
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they are beautiful and talented. love u MKA
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They're still my Bastardly Lesbian Fantasy
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show your goddamn teeth!!
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