Mary-Kate Olsen @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
Monday, May 5th, 2008 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe

Mary-Kate Olsen never ceases to amaze me with how horrible she can look. I have a feeling that she's so far ahead of the fashion curve that the general population simply can't comprehend what she's attempting to accomplish, so they resort to childish bashing.
So, w/out further do-do, let the childish bashing commence...























Holy Crap... It's D55... in drag.
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why does she look like a 50 year old woman?
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Ugly.
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Jesus, she looks like a granny here. Is it just me, or does she seem wider here? Maybe it's just the dress...
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HAHAHAHA look at the guy in the background..
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Okay, laying aside EVERYTHING ELSE that's wrong here, there is one thing I don't get.
The Olsens always, always wear too-big shoes. Is it that no one manufactures big girl shoes (ie: heels) in sizes tiny enough for their munchkin tootsies or effin' what? What is the deal?
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Looks like she's got some nice legs under that gold tent!
That guy in the background looks like he's saying "GOD DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNN thats one FUUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLY BITCH!!!!!!
And he'd be right.
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isus christos, whats with the hair you retarded bitch do you not own a mirror
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Something about her makes her look like a little girl playing dress up...she just looks weird..like to young to wear heels and stuff..
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Face looks scary. She should walk around only with a brown bag attached.
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Im sure pamela thinks MK is hot.
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i think pam has been banned. i saw it on her profile
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This chick should audition for next Living Dead Movie, I'm sure she would get a part...
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oh my god.
BACK, DEMON!!!!!
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Man, what's wrong with these coke-monkeys?
They could be so cute, but no.
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baby monkey!
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I thought the same One comment.
They used to be healthy looking cutie pies as kids, what happened?
And why does a girl in her 20ies (AMIRITE) look like L Lohans grandma?
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WHAT?
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It always looks like she has no neck.
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Sorry, but I think she looks sexy. The Olsen twins are hot as fuck. There's a reason every actor and musician in NYC are banging these two, and it's not for their money. It's because they like to party, as F-U-C-K, and they are really pretty excellent at that. Sorry, haters.
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Where's her much Hotter sister?
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I LOVE MK OLSEN! in this picture i think che is a queen, and very beautiful! she is 21 years no 50 ¬ Pleaase maan! she is a very nice girl! if you speak bad about mk, please will close the page, or don´t speak bad of mk.
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