May Cosmo: Kristen Bell Likes To Eat Doggystyle! Ow!
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Here's an excerpt from the article that I'm sure most of you bastards are dying to read...
Kristen, who grew up just outside Detroit, admits that she was tomboyish like her character in Veronica Mars and a "very strange child" (at age 3, she announced to her parents that she was changing her name to Smurfette). Kristen would often eat her meals alongside her dogs...with no hands. It's kind of a behavior, she says, that explains why she's been a vegetarian since she was 11 years old. "I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do, embarrassingly enough, tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me. So I couldn't disassociate my dog from a burger." [Cosmopolitan Magazine]
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If she wasn't crosseyed this girl would be a 10 in my eyes.
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I do see the whole eye thing, but I think she is smoking hot!
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she is flawless. Hottest girl in hollywood, i bet she f's like a superstar. amazing ass
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Vegan? Smurfette? Doggystyle?
I am becoming more and more convinced Kristen Bell is actually one of the most annoying people you could ever meet.
But I don't want to date it, I just wanna hit it.
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yeah i tried finding her face attractive, i just cant. its way too sharp looking and manly
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Kristen Bell and the word Doggystyle make for one of the more wonderful sentences in the English language. Getting behind Kristen Bell, spreading her ass, and sliding my dick into her wet pussy is an image that puts a smile on my face and blood in my privvies.
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Three cheers for Kristen Bell. She's absolutely phenominal.
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She should fix the eyes. Then she would be a 9/10.
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Kristen Bell is sofa king hot.
I wonder what the sexiest things to do after sex are.
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The Sexiest Things To Do After Sex:
1) Bury the body
2) Drop the whore off where you found her
3) Call your wife and tell her that your meeting is almost over and ask her if she needs you to pick up anything from the market on the way home
4) Hold a knife to your child's throat and tell them that if they say anything about this to anyone they are fucking dead, DEAD!
5) Eat a Double-Double, Animal-style
6) Jerk-off because you've just faked your orgasm
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LOL love #6's User name LMAO...
Kristen Bell is so adorable its ridiculous...i cant believe shes fucking Dax Shepard tho....hes kinda cool cause he was in Idiocracy...but hes no Phillip McCracken ill tell you that!!!
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Rodge *walks away*
Announced by a speaker:
"Jeffery Dahmer has left the building"
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id LOVE to eat Kristen Bell.....for hours and hours....
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Always a good day when Kristen Bell gets posted. As usual, I bow to you Moelicious.
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long time no see, kristen bell
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crossed-eyes is the new side-boob.
well, that's what her agent tells her.
fuck it, i love her.
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I love her dead skull head in pic 2. Fucking hot.
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haha...i'd like to see kristen and audrina have a stare contest...you just know the wonky eyes would make it hilarious...
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She looks retarded...
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Cosmo should have made her pose naked as the theme on the cover suggests.
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