Megan Fox Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Audrina Patridge Topless And Skinny Dipping [HollywoodTuna]
- How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs [CO-ED Magazine]
- Caroline D’Amore and Blaise Dipersia Deleted My Facebook [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Christina Aguilera Out In London [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears signs tour deal with AEG [Celebslam]
- Audrina Patridge's Breasts Best Moments [Complex]
- Terrence Howard CANNOT Be Replaced! [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Back Together? [Yeeeah!]
- Eva Longoria is a Size 0 Despite Being Fat [Derek Hail]
- Shanna Moakler has a new man [The Blemish]
- John Cleese over Palin [Flabber]
- Jessica Simpson is Hungry For a Microphone [Celeb Parasite]
- Heidi Montag looks pregnant (update) [Cele|bitchy]
- Prick Douchie (WTF!?) [The Bastardly Society]
- HOT CHICKIE OF THE DAY: DANIELLA SARAHYBA [Unibrow]
- The Duff Sisters; Lesbian Fantasy [The Grumpiest]
- Olivia Munn’s Sexy Fish Dance [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...
Wow...I know there's a few people here that don't like Megan that much...but man really I can't find nothing wrong with this chick...except maybe that she thinks she's a sex goddess..but to me she is..well that's my opinion....
MundoReply to this Comment
At last, someone to rival Chanta's hottness, bringing the afternoon links.
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
Close but no cigar, Chanta would win this match with room to spare
jamiesonReply to this Comment
*match-up*
jamiesonReply to this Comment
Stunning girl, but the tatts kill it for me.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
She's trailer park trash, what do you expect?
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very nice
pstroyerReply to this Comment
The Megan Fox of Transformers is a flat out Sex Bomb, but since last year she has gotten fake hooters and a nose job and I don't think it enhanced her look. If anything, it took the Tennesee out of her. I'll agree with anyone who thinks that Megan Fox 2005-2007 is one of the hottest ever, but Fox 2.0 is a slightly degraded version. See her in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and understand what I mean. See her layout in FHM from last year (especially the pic with her on all fours, bent over a couch) and understand what I mean. I think the current Megan Fox is trying to hard to look like someone else.
Oh, and whenever I see a pic of Jess Simpson with an open mouth I have the sudden urge to jizz into it. Is it just me?
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fuck i just came all
over my keyboard
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Megan should have been the new Wonder Woman.
BTW, speaking of Jessica Simpson. Tony broke his pinky finger on Sunday. That means Jess won't be getting "one in the stink" for at least a month. Poor, Jess, nothing is going right for her.
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I have an undying lust for Jessica Simpson. No matter what she does, or say (which is usually some crap or the other), i can't help but find her to be alluring. Her Mic technique is win.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardAnyways onto Megan... another ridiclously hot female, and like Jessica. is sitting fermly in my top 10. I don't care what anyone says about Megan. she is a Fox and i'm sure no male would say "oh no Megan... i couldn't possibly sleep with you, cause you have a barely noticable nose job."
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She looks really good here... simplicity works for her
Tray-CReply to this Comment
i think i might even let a dwarf suck my dick if it meant megan would fuck my brains out just once.
SchmaddaKidReply to this Comment
In Picture 5 she might be the most beautiful human being I have ever seen.
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I don't like her but here she looks decent. Probably because she aint wearing so much make up.
Her eyes look so tiny though. Never noticed that before.
Pic 6, body looks good coz u cant see her weird breasts and her waist looks small. If only her arms weren't as short.
Anyway, she still a trashy try hard imo.
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LOL @ weird breasts...she was voted # 5 in the best breasts of all time including people like sophia lauren and brigitte bardot.....
her breasts are gorgeous, there are just some tops that dont suit her...
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what in the hell kind of GD poll is is that
concubineReply to this Comment
She is so beautiful I would like to have Mr Chubby sing a song for her.
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a pornstar who doesn't do porn...yet
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I wish she had better tattoos...
The-Phantom-WriterReply to this Comment
omg...she reminds me a bit of Miley Cyrus, in the face at least..pages 5 & 6
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This IS Megan Fox. She had these taken before the surgery. At least the girl was gorgeous then.
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This has got to be the best photoshoot I've seen. She's so much more beautiful when she looks natural.
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she insanly gorgeous
i want to have lesbian sex with her more than anything
LiLLy380Reply to this Comment
Sorry, but this is starting to sound really desperat and attention craving,
Lilly. On every post!! You say the same thing over and over again like a broken record.
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I've seen Lilly's myspace page and she is hardly desperate. However she does have an substantial amount of chaotic, screaming hormones which makes me think she would do well as Vice President or anything she damn well pleases.
(Oh and the full body tan is killing me too!)
Schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawing!
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Wow pic 6 is my favorite! It pisses me off when people say she is "beautiful". She is HOT AS HELL but not beautiful. It's better to be hot as hell and not beautiful than be beautiful and not hot (it's possible). That being said, I wish she never got those dumb ass tattoos.
jennylaReply to this Comment
yeah, yeah, i bet you look like one of the gremlins, ugly mofo
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What are you like 12? I didn't even fucking diss her. Get of the internet and go study or something. Dumbass inbred.
jennylaReply to this Comment
shut up and go purge, fatty, we all know you look like the Michelin Man
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Michelin Man? Hahah that's the most redneck thing I've ever heard. Silly shit you better shut up before I track down your IP adress, find out where you live and get my fiance to buy your trailer just so we can burn it down.
jennylaReply to this Comment
That was easily the funniest insult I've seen in awhile.
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
Ohh..Bravo, 'ABC'. You know the alphabet! How smart,
you fucking bitch with a single digit IQ, go burn yourself, go set yourself on fire, ugly, useless cunt
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Geez dude, chill your issues. It wasn't personal or anything, I just think it was a funny insult. Although you clearly have issues that require heavy medicating to resolve.
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
LOL--I'll stop right here. You live in a distorted world.
Post a picture, or else everyone thinks you're ugly, they already do, jennyla, you stupid bitch. Fat chicks give the best head tho, I'll give them that
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Ooooh "distorted", big word. I'll post a picture for you when hell freezes over you needle dick faggot.
jennylaReply to this Comment
Such lame insults, jennyla. And I'm glad you're not posting your picture, my eyes would burn!!!
Go fuck your imaginary boyfriend, you sorry, lonely idiot
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i think you also need to go fuck your imaginary boyfriend you seem real tense, i think it would cheer you up :)
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I would anal rape you, sorry ass bitch
it would hurt you so badly, watch the movie:
Eye for an eye, I would do that to you
Watch you suffer as I rape you and then kill you.
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lol, you would would you? i never knew you were
bi too?
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Stupid, worthless bitch, it's chicks like you that just ask for being raped, lemme guess,
you dress like a hooker and always move away when guys make a move on you? Yeah, you want it, all of you.
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let me take a guess? your completely retarded and get nothing. I AM A GUY
lol the bi didnt cetch your eye?
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You are the faggot, you are talking to me, you are the retard.
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lol :)
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And yeah, you're right, I got myself horny talking about raping you..gotta go go meet with my gal,
she thinks I love her but everytime I fuck her I imagine that I am raping her in a very brutal way. Watch out, girls
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just cuz ur ugly doesnt mean you cant have a opinon and just cuz your ugly doesnt mean you dont know when others are ugly too.
does no one get that not every single person has the same tastes. someone could say adrina lima is ugly and i wouldnt call them gay you say any girl is ugly and im not gonna think that their gay or fucked up or something completey ignorant and stupid. people call others ugly becuase they dont like them and there not personally atracted to them, not because there actually ugly. (there are however women who are acutally ugly to all, ex: amy whinehouse lol)
people need to get over themselves
megan fox doesnt appeal to me.. so what?
who THE FUCK cares if people dont think the people you think are hot are hot!!
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another worthless bitch craving for my attention...man these bitches wont stop begging for my attention...LOL
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well u read it didnt u???
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Jennyla a girl is hot when she is beautiful AND sexy. and if she is cute and sexy but not beautiful, she might be considered hot by SOME guys not all.
NOW a girl can be pretty but not sexy although that is pretty rare.
That being said, Megan FoX is not beautiful. she is GORGEOUS AND SEXY, THEREFORE HOT, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, SEXY. YOU NAME IT.
NOW BUZZ OFF JEALOUS TWAT.
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some one tell me what makes a women look cartoonish!!!!!
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i find her so boring. shes making the same face in every pic. im not convinced that she'd look very good at all without makeup.
the kittenReply to this Comment
Who cares... girls need their make-up. Fact.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
WHATEVER I own this thread, stupid bitches and bastards.
You lowlife, no life having faggots and fatty dykes.
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The tats were a stupid idea. Just plain stupid. But she's hot. With or without the stupid tats.
KristinReply to this Comment
she is not megan fox .......................she is a indian model..............
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Beautiful woman
MissCaribbeanReply to this Comment
She's not a natural beauty at all. Plastic surgery and all that porn make up she usually wears and she's what? 22? No thanks.
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Her eye colour's stunning.
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Funny, am pretty sure few to none, remembers her in " confession of a teenage drama queen" next to miss Lohan. But oh what,losing some pounds,darker hair " I've been soaking up the sun in the Caribbean" tan, and showing enough skin in a block buster movie did for her career. Not hating girl, keep doing your thing.
MissCaribbeanReply to this Comment
She looked better in that movie than she does now.
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I surely remember her from Confession of a Teenage Drama Queen and was blown away how much hotter she was than Lindsay. That was a good role for Megan....playing the bitch everybody loves to hate.
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She played Carla Santani, the bully who ruled with evilness and people followed her. That's appropraite because everyone on the internet seems to think that she's the hottest thing ever and all the teenagers seem to wanna go lez for her and think shes "sooo pretty". IT's because she's in their league. She IS the girl next door.
jennylaReply to this Comment
I don't believe everyone thinks she's the hottest thing, since she does have a lot of haters, too. I would say Megan is more of a sex kitten than the girl next door.
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That last shot is just plain old hot, I don't care who you are.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
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