Megan Fox Gets Ready For A Juicy Photo Shoot


This must be for either Maxim or FHM---or maybe even Megan's first sex tape?! Who knows!

I wish I could tell you guys that I took these pics of Megan Fox modeling on my bed, but Bastardly stands for truthful & accurate reporting of the most important celebrity news from all over the world.

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Hmm I think we need 4 more of the exact same shots...

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:33pm
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minus the 's' on shots...why can't we edit posts??

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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Transforming soft to hard

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:37pm
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one picture disguised as 4, huh? most disappointing...

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:37pm
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Whoa! Landing Strip Alert!

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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Quite the skank, our Megan.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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i'd land on her strip... sorry Pinchy, i just couldn't let that one slide...

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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Textbook example of...

OVERRATED

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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GTFO my internets vapid cunt

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 12:59pm
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And the point of this post is?

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:00pm
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hot...and i saw the pubes too...i like the way she's pulling her panties down

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:09pm
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Yep u can see her landing strip, taint, vag, vagina, cunt, beaver, pussy, puss (annd all the other names u can think of)
at least i think

not bad ;)

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:11pm
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Sexiest woman in the world my arse.

She is only pulling her panties down to hide those freaky looking midget thumbs.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:19pm
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Megan is hot as hell, but I could've refreshed the page four times instead of going through the SAME pictures on four pages.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:25pm
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doesnt look like her, weird

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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She oozes sex appeal :: sex kitten - Her hair / extensions look whacked out here though - BTW you know who else has dwarf thumbs - Sanaa Lathan

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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So where are the good pictures?

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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I think she looks like shit since that Transformers movie came out.

It looks like Hollywood is sucking the lifeforce out of her.

She's too skinny now.

But oh my lord I bet she was the hottest 18 year old of all time a few years ago.

Megan Fox looks like a pornstar that never was.

There are some girls in porn with comparable hotness, and the upside is that you get to see those girls fuck.

That will never happen with Megan Fox.

You want to see a hot girl who is kind of in the Megan Fox category?

Watch Tori Black or Missy Stone.

They'll make you forget about Megan.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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These (this) pic looks old and she looks young here. She's missing some tattoos.

Megan is smoking hot btw.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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She doesn't have a pretty profile..

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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Twas a glorious day she dropped 10lbs and walked into that plastic surgeon's office and injected her lips with collagen... not just for me, but for women all over the world. One less breathtakingly NATURALY beautiful woman to compete with.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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Twas a glorious day she dropped 10lbs and walked into that plastic surgeon's office and injected her lips with collagen... not just for me, but for women all over the world. One less breathtakingly NATURALY beautiful woman to compete with.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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A glorious day for you jennyla and a sad day for us men.

What a dumb bitch. She looks like a fucking child in those pics. Look what all that weight loss got her. No body.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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Nasty whore, nasty tattoos

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 3:57pm
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these pix confirm she stuffs her ass

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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Obviously, the point of this post was to deliver the line:
" . . . Bastardly stands for truthful & accurate reporting of the most important celebrity news from all over the world".

Good one, Moe :)

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:07pm
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I'm still out of the OFFICE......for this one.....you know.....verdict.....as to hot or not!!!!!!!

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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umm she looks different here..she looks lazy or stoned, not very sexy..also, is that a double chin I see, ugh whatever happened to you Megan?

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 10:23am
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she's hot....looks much better in film though

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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overrated! guy on the right gets too busy with is camshots!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 7:26pm
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MEGAN IS A WHORE. MEGAN IS A SLUT. MEGAN IS A CUNT. MEGAN IS A BITCH. I HATE MEGAN.

Saturday, October 25th, 2008 @ 12:38am
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