Megan Fox Is STILL Sleeping With Brian Austin Green
Monday, March 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

This is pretty much the face of true love in Hollywood, my friends.
While we're talking about these two, does anyone have any interesting theories to help explain how Brian Austin Green still has this woman attached to his balls? Lucky bastardwhorebag!!
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B.A.G. needs a gig.
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hot couple
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Ew.
Uggs.
Boo. Hiss.
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She's gorgeous. He might have a really big dick.
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Mike he has a gig
he's on the Sara Connor Chronicles
it's kinda hard to take David Silver seriously as a bad-ass soldier from the future though
he'd be more believable as "Terminator Victim #6" i think
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We all know about Megan's bad tattoos, but what about Brian's? Are they good, bad, or is it too much? I'm curious to hear a woman's point of view.
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His tats are straight up cheeseball.
I don't mind a lot of tats on guys. My husband's got almost 75% coverage on his body.
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He is hot, she is hot, they are a hot couple!!!
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to #6...
i think it's too much... i don't mind a few, especially when you can only see them when your shirt is off... but when they're running down your arms like that i don't like it at all
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They just clicked, and kept on clicking.
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Why can't he wear a nice pair of Chuck Taylors with this outfit? Look at the dude's ugly shoes.
I think he has the number to the best coke dealer in town, lol that's how he has her on lock.
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he is so ugly...good thing he covered himself up here
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Just filed this post into our newly minted "Hot CHicks with Douche Bags" category.
It was suggested by Douche Baggery!
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^^^^
LMAO! That's awesome.
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^that's gonna rock. and fill up really really quickly.
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it's very easy to be permanently attached to his balls because he's sexy hot
I disagree with john, because I think he does a good job at the terminator tv series, my clitoris believes in everything he does
megan believes :)
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Thanks john. I should've imdb-ed him before I made my snide comment. Is that show any good? I've heard mixed reviews.
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I liked it
but then i've always had a soft spot for hot chicks beating the crap out of people. That's why i loved Alias that show was just one long convoluted excuse for a string of catfights.
The acting isn't that great on the show but the story isn't band and the action is good. Overall it's mindless fun and carnage, and since there is no 24 this year i had a viewing spot open.
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She ALWAYS has those pants on and a pair of UGG boots.
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I hate David Silver, I made a pledge in college that if I ever saw this guy on the street I would kick the shit out of him no matter what. Watch out Silver
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I think they make a cute couple.
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blaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! they're just boring!
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Boring and full of fugly tats.
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cool. i like this chick. hot. he's ok.
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Yeah, I don't really get the shock and amazement at this couple either? There are definitely better looking men in Hollywood, but he's not bad. And fame/career/talent-wise, they're at about the same level. And they probably get tattoos together.
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fuck you photobucket, where the fuck is pic #3???
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that guy's tattoos are ugly. where's the fuckin' art in that thing?
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Her neck looks really anorexic in that pic.
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has any one wacth 2 girl 1 cup
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yes yes yes 2 girl 1 cup yes
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he is sooo lucky!!
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If you think about it he has always been with HOT woman from Tiffani Thiessen to Vanessa Marcil and know Megan Fox... I know 100,000.000 men wish they could of just had 1 of them.
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well i dont know about the rest of you but i personally would like bith there assholes.....super hot couple
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oops sorry i meant to say i would lick both their assholes
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