Mena Suvari Rocks The Maroon Bikini! Damn Her Boyfriend!!
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe

These two seem like the extremely kinky type, so let's hope they're recording everything that happens behind closed doors. Ow!!
And just in case you missed it: Bikini pics from earlier this week & juicy nipple friend bikini pics over here.
Photos are coming from the Bastardly Society. Thanks KB!
























Nice ASS
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nice getto booty but when shes 35 - watch out
shawod of that ass is gonna weigh 30 lbs
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They really do look like they're into some freaky sex! (nothing worng with that). and she knows she has a nice ass thats why she shows it off every chance she gets. (nothing wrong with that either!)
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^^ Only if she lets it. Plenty of women in their 40s have larger than average in-shape asses. Get out more.
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screw that........
no such thing a "larger than average" in shape ass
thats similar to an oxyMORON
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sweet ass. only flaw here is her stupid short haircut
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Of course there are larger and in shape asses. I agree that you need to get out more.
Her short hair is too distracting for me.
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Yo that guy is little. Mena's 5'4 so the dude is a tiny man.
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Nice shitter.
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I beg to differ . . .
Most skaters have an ass that's very much in-shape. Those glutes get a helluva workout and get MUCH bigger than average. But, they're also rock-solid. Mena's ass don't look too solid to me.
(I like the play on words, btw . . . oxyMORON hehehe) :)
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It took me a while to move on down (heh), but I noticed that her ankles are rather thick. How can a girl that skinny have cankles? Or is that just an optical illusion? I see she's got the "ugly friends so I look hot in comparison" thing going on as well.
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Well, she looks much better and more in shape than her lady friends, anyway
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Jesus Christ, this guy is so cool he's got Fly Girls dancing around while he necks with his girlfriend on the beach. If there's such a thing as a Man Card, this guy has it in Platinum.
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nothing hotter than a man that has his hands all over you at all times
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^^^^ # 14
Even when that man is 5'5?
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Why is she always sticking her belly out like she's preggo in every shot of her lately, looks lame!
Ass is just ok, nothing special.
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^ Good point. Just the fact that he's so affectionate makes him pretty hot.
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My comment was directed at Damla's post (d55).
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He may be short, but something about him makes him really sexy. He must have a huge dick (and know how to use it).
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Aww...they're like the ultimate midget couple.
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Well, I couldn't date a guy that was shorter than me (I am 5'7") but I just meant that he seems to be very into her and that's sweet and makes him attractive.
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lucky bastard
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What does it take to get a B.R.T.C. around here?
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Holy cottage cheese turd cutter Batman!
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NICE ASS! What is she doing with the MS 13 Gangsta dude? She trying to get some street cred or researching an upcoming movie role?
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this guy is SOOO hot
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cottage cheese? jeeeez
try standing in the sunlight with your butt uncovered and looking flawless (yes, even if you are a man)
great body
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her torso always looks like it's curved out
she needs to grow her hair out
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#27 nins, spoken like a true cottage cheese ass. I've seen people on the beach before, in real life and pictures but thanks for the tip.
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douche,
hell no...i wouldnt date a man shorter than 6'...i was just saying that it's hot when a man is all over you
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BASTARD!!!!!!
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she needs:
grow her hair out
work on abs
stop the tattos {look like there is one in between her breast}
and she does not look like she has cankles on page 3
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Amazing ass.
Oh, and babes that don't date anybody under 5'7" - you seriously don't know what you're missing.
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@ 29 "i've seen people on the beach before in real life and in pictures"
uhhh you must be so proud of yourself
not even going to comment on the cottage.. i just don't think it's fair to trash the non-existent
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we need to recruit that dude into the basterdly clan, he is more of a manaic they we are... and shows it...
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@ 15. My top sex symbol is around 5'6 and a half. And I wish I had his hands (and other parts of his small frame) all over me.
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Work on her abs? She looks pretty cut to me. I just think she needs to do some squats or something, that ass is looking cheesy
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Why do those two men fondle each other on the beach?!
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@33 Meander - It's not that I have anything against shorter guys, it's just that my "ideal" is around 6'. In heels, I am 5'11" so a man who is around 6' is PERFECT.
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I like her hair
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Her butt looks like it's made out of putty when he's grabbing it. She looks a lot better in this bikini than in the other one. Her belly sticks out more than her non-existent boobs. And, this little dude is really hot.
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I like them around 6'3''- 6'4''...combined with big, broad shoulders, a small waist, nice legs and all...*sigh* haha
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That guy is a midget. Hes got the shortest legs I've ever seen.
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I like my men 6'3" - 6'8"
My man is 6'5" 1/2
Yum... Tall basketball players...
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It seems that most girls like their guys tall. I read somewhere that the US national average male height (maybe in 18-49 age range? I forget) is around 5'10", which is exactly how tall I am. However, it's still not tall enough for a lot of girls, which is a bummer. Well, bummer for ME, not for all the girls with tall boyfriends!
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I like big, massive men , I enjoy sex with them
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Ana,
send me a couple of your boyfriend's buddies my way
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45,
no, the average male height is 5'9''...all the girls that posted on here saying they like tall men are pretty tall girls themselves (over 5'7'')...my ex was 5'11'' and i had no problem with it...once yu are attracted to someone, the rest is a joke...so to girls that are 5'2'' or around that height, you are tall...keep your head up and remember, you, too can get laid haha
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(over or around* 5'7'')
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Hot!
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I see they have followed the steps of that british model tramp Emma B. and her "boytoy" and are "enjoying" themselves on the beach
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Okay d55 ;)
Anyway, I'm tall, I'm 5'8" and like to wear heels and in most of my heels I am 6'0" so my man better be taller than me even when I'm in heels.
I have to admit, though, that I WOULD date a guy under 6'3" if I really liked him. I've dated a guy who was 5'11" before so it CAN happen I just happen to prefer them a bit taller.
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WTF? @#5
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@ #36 - Well you're a really nice lady. Midgets (figuratively speaking) are not attractive in any way. Rarely have I heard a girl say she likes tiny man hahaha.
@ #48 - No girl likes to date a man shorter than them, it just doesn't look good. Especially when you dress up nicely for a nice romantic dinner, a shorter dude with a taller lady looks like a cartoon. (Little man complex for the loss, thank God I'm 6'3 hahaha)
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Hell then I'm out in the cold...no girl would like me then, I'm only 3'5" any midgets around?
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let's all kick Mundo around!!!!!!!!!!!haha
@ 54....word haha
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Hey, I really like how all of the girls are talking about physical traits in men that we appreciate! This is cool.
Keep it going.
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Okay, I will say that I love dark hair with blue eyes.
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I don't like short men either and I'm only 5'4" and 110 lbs. I'm not saying I'd turn down a good-looking brain surgeon just because he's 5'7" but I can't help being more attracted to taller, stronger, very masculine guys.
Sex is better with tall guys anyway. They can lift you, carry you around, handle you better. I like feeling like the guy is stronger than me, and I'm pretty sure I can take down that short guy Mena is clinging to so no, I'm not attracted to him at all.
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@D55
Damla, i'm 5'10 am i too short to get on the ride?
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Now see White girls, this is how your asses should be. Not cartoonish, like Ice-T's broad, but nice and round, like a peach, and bitable. Yummy.
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barf
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She is sooo showing off to the press now in bikinis like 'look how hot I am' because everyone said she looked fug recently. So obvious.
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She is sooo showing off to the press now in bikinis like 'look how hot I am' because everyone said she looked fug recently. So obvious.
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Thanks for the shout out Moe! :)
Something tells me that couple don't need to take aerobics classes to stay fit...
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i hate to break it to you mandingo but i seriously doubt that charlize theron, petra nemcova and katherine heigl weigh less than 125 pounds. Im 5'8'' and I weigh 125 and I wear size 4. If you like any woman over 5'7'' at least give her a few more pounds unless you dig full blown ano's. so wierd on this site how some guys don't like women over 110? wtf! if shes over 5'7" you have to be extremely thin to fit into that weight category. must be an american thing
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She is just so fugly.
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@ 54. I'm not exactly a really nice lady. I'm not that demanding when it comes to men's height simply because I'm a midget myself (5'2" and a half)...now I must go back to the shire.
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thanks for the props matso
debbs btw - fuck u
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Whatever, women over 5'5 are freaks of nature anyway. What man wants to date a dude, know what i'm saying? A feminine woman is petite. So for all you dumb tall bitches that want some ball player cu your big bird looking ass doesn't wanna get laughed at, it says alot about your own self esteem.
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I don't think you can say there is a perfect height and weight for a woman, but I do prefer women 5'-6" and over, since I'm on the taller side. I would not feel comfortable dating a woman taller than me. As far as weight, as long as she is comfortable with her body...that's cool with me.
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Oh, and if she's about 5'-11' or 6' in heels and we can look directly into each other's eyes...that's hot.
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So hoes like tall men who can dominate them. Very interesting for the modern feminist liberated women.
If you like men to dominate you, then go back to your kitchen and start cooking some meal for your man!
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i don`t like the guy,he is extremely cocky
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Nice POOPER !!!
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Where did that come from, I can't seem to remember seeing that in american beauty or american pie.
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awww!!! FUCK that guy!!!
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Damn that BASTARD!!!
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Well...she's thicker than that yoplait "fruit-on-the-bottom" yogurt, the hips and thighs match so it's all natural. To some up...she'd get the family sized Tootsie Roll. ALL DAMN DAY!!!!
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