Michael Phelps Funky Looking August Sports Illustrated Cover
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Is it just me or does this dude look like Gheorghe Mureşa's little bro? Regardless of what he looks like, I'm pretty sure he can sleep with any chick on the planet right now.
Bastard.
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I'm guessing the Euro version of magazine goes lower and shows his junk.
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FUG as hell
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I apologize?
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this dude should never smile ever!!! that being sed i'd do him that body is insane imagine those long arms giving u a hug :P
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The first time I saw this pic, I thought he was wearing a little halter top ... lol
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Me too Alexandra...My first thought was, that top does not go with his eyes.
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my first thought was how badly i want to be him. if i was michael phelps id be that much closr to alciia sacramone and if was michael phelps i could rape her & kidnap more easily than now. then i could jack off in shawn jonsons's eyes and grudge fuck the chinese team for screwing my imaginary girlfriend out of her precotious gold medal. god, i wish alicia scarmaone would shit on my chest.
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Whoever you are your as funny as fuck. Ha Ha Ha Now I don't even have to post shit. Ha Ha Ha
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hey WTF!!! why are you ruing my good name??? I would totally let her shit in my mouth
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8 gold medals. Insane. Hat's off to him.
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HOW COME THE FUGLIEST GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE SEXY IN THER NAME, HAHAHAHA UGLY BEAST NUMBER 3
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Ugly or not, he is arguably the best olympian of all time. He has achieved more than any of us sitting on our asses doing nothing. He is going to be filthy rich, and he deserves it.
Oh, and that's a killer body right there. I'm straight, but there is nothing wrong with paying another man a compliment and the truth is that he does have a perfect body and that can't be denied.
Any man would kill for that body and any woman would love to be with body for a night (or maybe more).
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He deserves a brown bag like all the others on this site.
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he still looks 10 times better than you jackass
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you guys are retarded, phelps is hotttt!!!
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Interesting experiment bastards. Men were not thrilled by the mannish athletes, but women have gone crazy for... this?
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Mikes is fugly as hell-nothing a brown paper bag can't fix. He's still my Olympic Champion! Plus he sure knows how to "pelvic thrust"....mmmm!
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He's got an ugly face when he's not yelling in excitement. His smile is not good. But, he's hot from the neck down.
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it looks like he's wearing some woman's freaky deaky top. michael phelps is AQUAMAN!!!
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i mean do is nasty, 8 gold medals in 1 olympics. that's 5 more than me!
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*dooood
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He is now a hero for me.
He is just right for this time, to show people what actual work and dedication and talent are. He inspired me to not be ashamed of pursuing dreams and working hard.
He does not need a brown bag, haters. He is so handsome because of humility, sweetness, talent, hard work, and how he tends to his mom. He is really growing into his face, I think. I have to fight off all bad thoughts when I see him with that bathing suit so low to there. And then he swims the butterfly. God Lord. Too. Much. Hotness.
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Well said! He's got a beautiful soul and that's all that counts, except for that ripping hot body. I also like the fact that he takes responsibility for his mistakes. Not a lot of young men his age would do that.
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As I said before Phelps is a phenomenal athlete and seem to be a nice person. His smile is sweet and he has a great body.
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i think that michael phelps suffers from a condition where he has an ugly face but a ridicoulsly fucking hot body!! buti think with all of that money he should at least get that over or underbite fixed because i am so tires of seeing interviews with him and there is spit in the back of his mouth!! but he is hOt no matta wat
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