Michael Phelps Kellogg’s Corn Flakes Box Photo
Thursday, August 21st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
I wish second-rate celebrity gossip bloggers could get on Corn Flakes boxes too! Fuck. Life sucks.
Once again, who's the first chick Michael Phelps is gonna bone once he finishes up with the Olympics? Any bastardly guesses? I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton is trying to claw her way on that list...
I think they linked him to some chick (don't know who) and someone asked her about them and she said she would never go for a guy that looks like him...haha public embarassment rules...
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I love his build. He's gorgeous from the neck down.
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Don't worry, no one likes Corn Flakes anyways. Shoot high, like.. a Smirnoff bottle.
And Phelps have a great body but let's all pretend that his body doesn't start until his shoulders and below.
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