Michelle Trachtenberg @ 2008 VS Fashion Show After Party
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Michelle's legs are really odd because when you compare pages 2 & 3, it almost looks like two different sets of legs. Regardless of how ugly or sexy her legs look, you be seeing much of them once the lights are dimmed & clothes come flying off.
























well.. yes kinda :p
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She need new legs, really. I can't even imagine her pasty white tits..what if her nips are also colorless? Total albino freak then.
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WHO CARES IF SHE IS MILK WHITE? WE JEWS HAVE SUPER HAIRY TASTY,FUR BURGERS
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A bagel is a bagel is a bagel. OYY!
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Her legs are atrocious. If i had legs like that you better believe i wouldnt be parading them around in short dresses
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These sows need to realize that not everyone is suited for the no hose look.
In this case, she should visit Hillary Clinton's pants suit tailor.
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She looks awful. She's pale to the point of looking unhealthy. And the extra weight she's got isn't helping.
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That is a full grown woman there....She does need to wax, but ultra white chicks are hot!
She also pregnant I think...So not too bad.
She does need better make up though....She's so much prettier than the mess going on above the dress.
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she's pretty
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Personally, I find her to be fucking MINNNNNNNNNNNNNT
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Not in the best form here...
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woah that is PALE. Seriously girl, I'm all for embracing natural colouring but your face doesn't need to look like you threw talc over it!
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IV SEEN CADAVERS WITH MORE COLOUR
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oh shittt, i had to turn down the contrast on my PC
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Fucking lol @ Jimmy d and jamie.... isn't this what pantyhose was made for? disgusting skank legs heck even tights, YUCK.
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Yummy!
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Michelle, legs are made for walking. That ain't hard to do.
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She desperately needs some sun and a whole lot of leg squats to tighten those pasty sausages up. Gross!
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