MILF Rating: Jessica Alba Looking Hotter & Hotter Each Day!
Friday, August 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back as the two lovebirds finished their "Get-Jessica-Back-In-Shape" workout. Jessica Alba's making amazing progress in returning to her previous hotness, but I'm pretty sure now that she has a kid, she's a bigger bitch than before. Just a wild guess.
The big question no one's asking: Who wants to hire Jessica Alba for their next flick? This summer's wildly overhyped "The Love Guru" literally flopped @ the box-office. The numbers are rough...
Production Budget: ~$62mil (probably $75mil)
Domestic Take: ~32mil (rounding up; as of July 30th, 2008) [Source]
Let's hope they have some nude footage of Jessica Alba in the DVD b/c it's gonna take a lot of work to climb out of this financial hole.
God Damn MAMACITA!!....FUCK YOU CASH FUCK YOU lucky soon of a bitch puto!!!..Look at those par of tit's...yummy!!..they will be the perfect complemente to my breakfast!!..we have to eat healty right!!
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I think she looks even hotter with the additional baby weight and I hope she is not getting any work out advice from Kelly Ripa. I love her sunglasses. I understand the pap's are always chasing you down, but how bout a smile, Jess.
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So glad to see she's still got the milk drugs going strong for our enjoyment.
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Does she have an issue with her facial muscles? I'm starting to think it's physically impossible for her to manage a smile.
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looks like hes gained some baby weight as well
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better and better? are you blind? she's rocking chipmunk cheeks, arm cellulite and huge ass hips
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wtf there is another wtf I better get an account to prove that I am the true wtf
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smiling is overrated. why does everyone complain that she doesnt smile? if she did it would just be for show and therefore fake and that would only make her a sycophantic loser. Shes so gorgeous even like this. her full/plump facial features are sexy. No one likes a haggard face on a chick, it makes them look old and beaten down. And lets face it THAT body speaks for itself.
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Smiling is not overrated! There is nothing sexier than a woman smiling! Well, maybe a woman smiling in nothing but strappy high heels, but I think you get my point.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2008/01/28/jessica-alba-knocked-up-gd...
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ACE it like this, Jessica Alba has nothing to smile about. She too beautiful and she isn't offered good roles because she's too beautiful. She also has lots of money and a rich husband. Oh yeah she also has a child now. what does she have to smile about? Her live is sooo horrible. I don't see how she finds the will to carry on.
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LOL! You're so right. I feel sorry for this poor, pitiful little twit of a princess.
I can't stand this untalented, overrated sourpuss.
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done and her surliness is okay but in a few yrs it looks crapola
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Hottest MILF alive, and the best lips ever of any human being. Wasn't sure how'd she turn out after the baby, but she is looking super fine.
Why should she smile for stalkers? But I have to thank those stalkers for bringing me these excellent nipple shots.
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her hair looks darker i like it a lot her lips look nice too
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is that cash warren?!?! i know the guy is wearing nba socks which prolly came from b diddy and nba socks are incredibly comfortable...but i thought cash looked not like that.
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She always looks pissed...
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shes gross, i think shes going no where and i hope she stays that way, i fucking hate this fucking polished turd. she shit out her "honor" LOL, she wanted to name the bastard ( because thats what it is, and hilariously IRONIC that she names a kid out of wedlock "HONOR"!! LOL) "Im better than everyone except jessical alba because shes my mom" but the birth certificate paper was too short for that name.
stuck up, no talent, boring, classless, and about as pretty as a piece of old shit. no, im not a woman hater, i just hate HER. and i know im not alone.
LOL honor. im still laughing.
10. Sir Percy of Scandia
ACE it like this, Jessica Alba has nothing to smile about. She too beautiful and she isn't offered good roles because she's too beautiful. She also has lots of money and a rich husband. Oh yeah she also has a child now. what does she have to smile about? Her live is sooo horrible. I don't see how she finds the will to carry on.
^ i enjoyed that
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why she pissy all the time?
Be happy, you got perfect perky nipples! yay!
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oh man she's fucking sexy. Cash may just be the luckiest man ever
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DEAR GOD "ADAM" MAYBE YOU SHOULD SETTLE THE FUK DOWN AND RESERVE THAT ANGER FOR SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW!?????????????
JUST GONNA PUT THAT OUT THERE...
WHO THE FUK CARES WAT SHE CALLED HER CHILD U RANDOM!
HERES SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT..
GET.
OVER.
IT.
AND COMMENT #7 MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD HAHAHA ..WTF...
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always pretty
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I really dislike her and I can't wait until she fades away into oblivion. It's her face, why does she always look so disgusted, like everyone around her is dirt. She frowns so much, her face at rest, her lips are a frown.
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Her being a bitch doesn't make her less pretty, she wakes up every morning looking like a Goddess, her skin is one of the best I've seen, her body is perfection (legs not so much but her gorgeous tits and ass make up for it and for every fucking flaw she might have)
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I AM JESSICA ALBA AND I LOVE FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES, AS LONG AS I CAN GET A PART IN A FILM! YAY! IM STUPID, FUGLY, OFFICIALLY THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WORLD, BUT IM STILL GOING TO NOT SMILE BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES MY CELULITE-RIDDEN BODY AND MY FUGLY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT I NAMED HONOR BECAUSE IT, I MEAN HER, I MEAN SHE OR SOMETHING, CAME OUT OF MY STINKY OLD TWAT THAT EVERYONE WILL ALWAYS LOVE BECAUSE ITS ALWAYS SO AVAILABLE. I JUST WANTED TO THROW THAT OUT EVERYONE! FUCK YOU IM JESSICA ALBA! NOW TAKE MY PICTURE AND POST IT SOMEWHERE SO I CAN COMPLAIN AND SUE.
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