Miranda Kerr Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, April 4th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
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She doesn't look good in these pictures. Her head looks too tiny for her body.
Her chin looks weird
She looks too young and cutesy
She looked gorgeous in yesterday's pics...
oh well.
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gorgeous, gorgeous!!! I love her unique face
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This girl is amazing, but her skin looks fucked up in these pics. Especially in the face.
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I agree with Ana, every word. The lighting must be really bad or sth here.
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walmart ads?
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She's starting to annoy me. She makes pretty much the same face in every single ad.
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The worst pic is the first one. She looks better when not smiling.
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This woman can do no wrong!
Let's hope she follows through w/ the playboy stuff...
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Miranda Kerr deserves a THE BEST OF BASTARDLY link. She's so sizzling...
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there's something wrong with this photoshoot. she'll look better when airbrushed. or more makeup.
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Underwear UNDER her underwear in picture 4? Kinda of weird...esp. the bumpiness...
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All you simpletons complaining about trivial things such as lighting and underwear under underwear should realize that if you ever had a chance to be 1/2 inch from that flesh, the last thing you'd worry about is the lighting.
Just sit back and lavish in the Goddess goodness. Bring on Miranda!
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You'd think Victoria's Secret would have enough money to invest in some decent photography. I mean her face is basically in the shadows. WTH? I can take better pics of myself with a timer.
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Man baldy is about to explode...Owww....
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what's there to say, cute with a good body.
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wow, what the fuck is up with the lighting in this photoshoot? - these must be second quality photos from some photoshoot because I can't imagine any (real) photographer authorizing these pics for publishing. Every photo has a really bad lighting and makes a normally beautiful girl look weird and freakish. I guess these are some test photos for setting up the right lightning in a photoshoot.
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Her head always looks small. Even smaller right now.
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Her head shape is similar to Lily Cole, some of you call it a Pumkin head.
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@ 16 - lol, probably theses photographer from new york or california, but its probably the way is it, in differently photo-shots...
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why IS she wearing playboy stuff anyways
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IDK, but it would work better on someone ultra blonde.
She just looks like a too good girl for this.
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@21 that's the whole point! The good girl/bad girl dichotomy. It's like the librarian who is secretly a sexual tigress in bed.
Can I get a GROWLLLLLLLL SEXY...*laps Miranda up*
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yummy
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Okay, I'm not sure why no one else noticed this, but on picture 4, she is wearing underwear underneath underwear! You don't even have to look that closely, it's obvious.
The lighting is terrible in these pictures, she should have had a better photographer. She is a gorgeous model, but these pictures don't do her justice.
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One more thing, on the last picture, she has goosebumps! Poor thing, this photographer sucked.
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Oww! Miranda looks perfect as ever!
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Jackson that south park clip is fucking hilarious! i swear that episode is golden...
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lovely
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lol @ butters, what what in the butt
the lighting is bad, she's still pretty tough.
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hahahaha Butters is my favorite
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I love Butters too. And I hadn't seen the video yet, so thanks for the link.
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Normally it's a beautiful girl, but these pictures don't flatter her.
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I just realised why: it's not photoshopped, not at all. Look at the last photo. she even has some fat flopping over the bra-band, on the back-side.
Normally that all would have been edited out, just like the bad skin.
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Butters is the shit!
Miranda Kerr looks like crap!
Phillip McCracken swears a lot...me like!
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i bet she snoores with a nose like that
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natural beauty ftw
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I think I will have to visit the corner store for some cream.
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Elvira is right -
The only reason this doesn't look like the flawless Miranda you're all used to is because it's not photoshopped. At all. If you don't believe me, look at the last picture. You can see pores, blind pimples, slight bags under her eyes, and even goosebumps on her boobs.
This is awesome! ALL photoshoots should be like this - then we'd see who is really beautiful and who isn't. I think Miranda passes that test.
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probably i need rub her nice butt with some nice cream... that can be nice job ever for #1 popular
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Models wear nude underwear underneath underwear that is see-through.
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she is cute
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I never noticed her prominent butt chin before...
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that is some crappy, crappy underwear.
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YES
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she looks very bad in these pix
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