Miranda Kerr Launches Victoria's Secret's "Heavenly Kiss"
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
"Heavenly Kiss" is VS's new fragrance that will soon be used by strippers & slutty sorority chicks all over the nation. I can smell it already!
The slim-shady people @ UK's daily magazine, The Sun have uncovered how Orlando Bloom chewed his way into Miranda Kerr's strawberry flavored panties. It turns out the lil' bugger just wanted to be friends...
MIranda said: "He was a little bit cheeky actually.
"He got my number from my agent because I wouldn't give it to him because I was seeing someone else then.
"Then he called and said: 'We can just be friends.' And I was like: 'Okay then.'"
That old chestnut.
Miranda added: "After that things changed and we became more then just friends." [The Sun]
That lucky son of a bitch!
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That old chestnut?!?!
What in the gd hell expession is that?!
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SEXY...just SEXY!!!!!
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oh my god...those legs are so hot!!!!!! and sounds like orlando really went through a psychotic stalking process to get her # even after he got turned down.
boys, take notes...as you can see, "we can just be friends" tactic never fails.
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well I wouldn't know what she smells like...but wouldn't mind finding out.
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i don't blame that bastard. he's got the cashflow, so why not?!
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Moe,
still man...if a chick turns you down and you go through all that trouble and get her # from a third party after being rejected by her personally, it's kinda creepy...haha...stuff what an ambitious penis can accomplish necer ceases to amaze me...our country should be run by ambitious penises like that
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never*
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cease* damnit
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Miranda must be the human incarnation of a chipmunk.
And who can find it in himself to hate a chipmunk?
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gotta give it her her. she looks good...
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What a douche bag with no self-respect!
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What? Miranda wants to sell me somethiig?
I'll take ten cases of whatever the fuck it is!
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And who can find it in himself to hate a chipmunk?
Not I. Their skin gets so crispy when allowed to air dry between cleaning and deep frying. Muah! Molto Bene!
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Well, intellectually, I want to dislike this one.
She's way too obvious about the pandering attitude.
That being said, she's consistently got the sexy going...
Also, I'm fond of squirrels and little critters, so I
don't hate her for that resemblance.
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That chick ain't bad. I like chicks with dimples.
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AWESOME LEGS, EYES, SKIN, AND HAIR!!!!!!!!!
I love the accent, so cute and sexy.
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oye
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oye
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oye Oye Oye!!!!!!
(if you are an Australian, you will understand that phrase)
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Top picture page 8 screams: you know what me and to buy my product!
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OWWWW! she looks so effortlessly hot here, that jumper/dress thing is nice and she wears it perfectly, i like her nails too, sounds kinda gay i know, but a girls hands/nails should be manicured and shit like so they actually look like a womens hands,
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this sexy babe rocks!!
pic #8 - oh man... I WILL FEEL MUCH MORE THAN A HEADACHE IF THAT SHIT ON!!! FTW THATS WHY NEW YORK JETS FEELS STINK!
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Oh, heavenly indeed!
It would be impossible to stay only friends with her.
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SHE'S SO FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL!!!
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hey moe, one of the pics on page 5 is missing.
miranda is absolutely good here
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pic #5 is missing dude... she looks damn beautiful in theses
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pretty damn gorgeous.
agree with #12 lol.
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she is beautiful here! i love her!!
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actually she stalked Orlando because he's famous and she's the least popular VS girl so she figured out if Gisele and Adriana can do it, so can I.
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Curse you Bloom.
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she sounds really stupid
and looks way too much like Cameron Diaz
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I came
...
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@ #17 - lol, that stuff can make you stink... please, someone tried that before, totally made there day, screwed up!!!
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