Miranda Kerr @ Victoria's Secret New NYC Store Opening Party

These were snapped at the celebration for the new Victoria's Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in Manhattan.

Even though engagement rumors were smashed earlier this weekend (thank the Lord), bastardly friends say that Miranda Kerr still plans to tie the knot next summer w/ lucky whorebagbastardsonofabitch Orlando Bloom. Damn him to hell.

If you're not gonna watch the 2008 VS Fashion Show that airs tonight on CBS, make sure you check out Miranda's runway pics! While in Miami for the big show, Miranda was also spotted on the beach w/ Kim Kardashian! Here's the Bastardly Bikini Matchup!

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i said god-dam....

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Hot bod! But 2nd pic she needs some eye drops!

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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Maybe she was crying because she broke up with Orlando Bloom? Cross your fingers! :D

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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That or she did coke off the tip of my wee-wee.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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Yeah I noticed the eyes too. Weird. The whites are brownish and dull.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:53pm
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Ugly anorexic hammerhead shark.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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This is a BAD girl right here.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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She looks good here.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:04pm
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AAAHHHH, just what I needed, Candi to satisfy my craving for sweets.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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Obviously my computer jacked me up as this comment was meant for the Candice post.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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Obviously my computer jacked me up, as this comment was meant for the Candice post.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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For some reason I have grown bored of her.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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Cute... but not the most sexy of women, is she? legs are all shapeless and skinny. still pretty though...

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:40pm
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Time has been nothing but kind to Miranda. I like her more and more, the more I see. Adriana... less and less.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 10:29pm
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UGLY HO. FUGLY SKANK. SHE'S A PHONEY.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:57am
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the eyes are probabaly jaundice. She needs to get her liver checked out. I must say this girl does charm me.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:27am
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TOOOOOOO skinny for my taste.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 9:49am
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not her best pics

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:20pm
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Ahh sweet Miranda.

Curse you Bloom.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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too boney, has no womanly features or curves at all.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 7:29pm
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ring the alarm, jeeez

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 11:31pm
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she looks really great here

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 1:48am
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On the third photo- strange eyes (crying?), but the armpit is so ugly that made me sick- only empty skin, terrible....

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 @ 6:58am
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