Miranda Kerr vs Kim Kardashian: Beauty vs Booty Bikini Matchup!
Saturday, November 15th, 2008 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Snapped yesterday afternoon in Miami Beach.Ummm, what's Kim Kardashian doing staying @ Fontainebleau Hotel & Resort in Miami Beach?! Is she, God forbid, trying to become a Victoria's Secret Angel or is she just one of the smartest camera whores in the biz?
Since we want to think somewhat reasonably realistic, we're gonna assume it's the latter. Kim obviously has great people pimping her out b/c coincidently she's staying at the same resort where all the Victoria's Secret models are staying. With a bazillion cameras following around all the VS hotties, it's pretty much a sure shot that any other celebrity on the same beach will also get some love from the cameras.
That happened earlier today when the large booty'd reality TV star put on a black bikini & hit the beach while all the Victoria's Secret models were doing a swimwear photo shoot. Lucky for Kim!! So naturally, this sets us up for a classic Beauty vs Booty Bastardly Matchup. There's not much more to say except vote down below & enjoy the juicy pics!
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Hell yeah KK all the way. Choose Miranda and there ain't no cushion for the pushin'!
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Kim Kardashian by far. Kim has a beautiful face and a feminine figure. Miranda has an average face with an anorexic, boyish figure.
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She's skinny, but she's definitely not anorexic.
I suggest you look at what an anorexic person looks like before you call someone it.
It's a pet hate of mine, because people use the word WAY too much.
Miranda Kerr's looked like this for years, if she was anorexic you'd see a deterioration overtime, so you can't even say she's in the early stages, because she's looked the same for ages, and she doesn't looked underfed, she's colorful and lively.
Sorry if that was an overboard, too serious response, but I fucking hate how much the word is thrown around.
Another pet hate, in when obese people say they're not fat, they have 'curves'. Bullshit! p.s. I don't think Kim Kardashian is obese if that's what it seemed like I was implying.
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Can you read? I never said Miranda is anorexic. I said she has an anorexic, boyish figure. Does that mean I said she's a boy, too? No.
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Umm saying someone has an anorexic figure is kinda similar. So to clear up any misunderstanding, I'll say again, she doesn't have an anorexic figure.
And it isn't really boyish either. You can see she has hips (although their not huge) and she has fairly small breast. A woman with a slight frame, isn't boyish.
You're a fucking bitch anyway. Every comment I've read from you when checking out the Bastardly pages makes you sound like you're having your period.
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maybe she's also fat. so she jealous with skinny chick. hahaha.. why bother to see this website if she hates the skinny. viva skinny..
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"Can you read? I never said Miranda is anorexic. I said she has an anorexic, boyish figure. Does that mean I said she's a boy, too? No."
what the hell?
You said she has an aneroxic body and (you used comma instead of AND, which is the same thing) a boyish figure. You did not say she has an aneroxic"ish" body (if that is even a word) so you DID say she has an aneroxic body.
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And here comes that fucking bicht trying to set fire A MONTH LATER.
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ewwwwww kim is totally fat. cellulite everywhere. she's obese. not curvy
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i still can not decide - can you post another 2o identical pics? that should help me!
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so, you're the dumbass who clicks on all the pics?!
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I did, trying to find some I could save. That new ad stuff prevents me from saving the pics!!!
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Is this the time of the night when the chubby chasers come on the site? I can't believe these posts.
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I would prefer Miranda, but I wouldn't mind both of them!
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Miranda... since she wouldn't leech off of me for money... And i could always find a way to give her a fuller figure in all the right places... could we get a video... i have no idea what miranda's voice sounds like
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Miranda is so grossly superior- it's like clubbing a baby seal. Kim doesn't stand a chance.
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I honestly thought that a model would win over a D list celeb... but I have to say that Miranda is looking a bit to skeletonal... Kim wins...plus those dimples... they are getting a little deep :P
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Miranda only because I think Kim's butt is TOO large and disgusting. Though somewhere in between the two would be better.
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I have a feeling Kim would make a more fun and warmer sexual partner.
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Kim looks like she'd be kinkier in bed (though her sex tape was boring).
Miranda wins in every other category in my book (and I hope she shocks me with a sex tape).
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KK is such an attention whore, lol, I can easily imagine her packing all of her stuff and book a flight and a hotel right away because VS models will be there too. She is at the beach while VS models are having photo shoots. what a coincidence! thanks for the insight Moe!
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lol! double LOL! you're an idiot.
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and Miranda Kerr wins by war, no comparison
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Kimbo is a whale.
She is posing like she is a Victoria's Secret model with that nasty body lmao
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Kim. She's beautiful and has great curves. I hate her butt, though. Way too big. Everything else is perfect.
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*climbing the stairway to heaven*
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What? I said everything else was perfect. Perfect is the key word here.
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The butt comment was all it took. Now, get me down from here.
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She has a perfectly sized butt. There is nothing fake about it. It's the perfect size for grabbing, pinching, and whatever else men like to do with butts. It's very proportionate to the rest of her incredible figure. (I'm not fibbing about the incredible figure, BTW.)
She's got nice boobs, though. I'm really impressed by them and I actually think they're real.
How's that? For someone who hates cats, you sure do have as many lives as them. How many lives have you gone through now, anyway?
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LOL This makes 4, I think.
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Sorry, Darlin'! I'll try to keep that in mind. LOL!
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Kim has disgusting short arms even for her body. Look at page 8 and see where her thumb is - it's at the same level as her vagina, look at Miranda's thumb - it is way below her vagina, look where your thumb falls when you're standing up - if you don't have short arms it will be way below your vagina too. Kimbo has disproportinately short arms
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why would she even think about going there standing next to all the VS models? she would look sooooooooo bad standing next to them!!! they're beautiful.
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Kim needs to tone up.
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The point is, us bastard men like to fill our hands and feel a body under ours.
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Notice how Kim is covering her fucking fat ass, it's the only reason she has any fame, and now she won't even show it. I'd probably hide it too though, it's just become a characterture of itself, expanding ever-larger.
If Miranda put on a slight, not much at all, amount of weight her body would be smoking.
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I'll take Miranda, no question. Kim K is a fatty.
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Miranda is beautiful but Kim has a lot more sexappeal. who makes my dick hard? Who do I wanna fuck? Kim K easily
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KK has a nice rack, but that's about it.
Miranda, for sure.
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Hmmmm... The face of an angel with the body of a goddess vs. two vats of cottage cheese inside a garbage bag... Which one would I pick?? Nigga please...
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like this was even a competition
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LMAO at Ishmael Quandrys comment. Personally I prefer Kerr. She's so dainty and graceful. I don't think she's too thin either, she has definition, but its delicate. Kim has uber definition, but I'm not a guy so I don't appreciate it as much. I can see why men would prefer her to Kerr though.
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i picked miranda only because i absolutely hate kim kardashian and her disgusting ass...but miranda is wayyy too skinny IMO
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How can you ruin each page with that fat pig Kardash' next to our lovely Miranda?
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Kim. Miranda Kerr does absolutely zilch for me. She never stood out to me as a VS model that way that Candice chick does. As far as I'm concerned, she is just your average, too-skinny model, except people started paying attention to her when she picked the right dick to suck.
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This poll is the stupidest one I've ever seen! Comparing a supermodel with a short, fat, fake-butt, no-talent, pissed-on hoe?
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nBoth have beautiful faces but imo to compare kims body to miranda's , insane. Miranda has a boyish figure unless u u guys wanna sleep with 12 year old boy with Long hair go ahead, Kim's heaven lol.
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I TAKE KIM OVER ANY OF THOSE VSECRET MODELS. I LIKE GIRLS THAT LOOKS GREAT IN CLOTHES, NOT ONLY UNDERWEAR. THOSE VSECRET MODELS LOOK LIKE TALL BOYS IN REGULAR CLOTHES.ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT KIMI K IS SHE CAN'T DANCE. SHE NEEDS TO WORK ON SHAKING THAT MONEY MAKER.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It's not even close. Miranda all the way.
Curse you Bloom.
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Yeah, the more I look at Miranda's razor sharp hipbones, the more I feel like I'm looking at a documentary of the Holocaust. I think this one is a no-brainer - Kim.
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And the more I look at Kim the more I think of my mom.
Deal-breaker.
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Real original, 'watching a documentary on the Holocaust'.
That's such a fucking exaggeration.
I know plently of girls whose hip bones stick out, and they don't looks too unhealthy
It's called having a flat stomach.
I love (actually I hate it) how in today's world society is so fucking fat and unhealthy, they confuse think, or being really fit, with being too thin, or unhealthy.
And I got no problem with Kim K, she's fine.
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There are plenty of thin bodies without bones protruding everywhere. Had this been a matchup with Kim against one of THOSE women, my selection might've been different. You can dress it up and give me the 3rd degree on America's obesity problem all ya want, but that bonerack still looks disgusting to me.
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Kim is beautiful ... she has a nice hair, face and skin colour ... but I can't deny that in my opinion she is a bit short and over weight.
I don't have problems with a curvy body, but Kim is kind of an exaggeration.
But, as Sierra said, I can see why some men like her so much.
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kim k is a fat ass flabby gut piece of cellulite ridden UNtoned thunder thighed whore COW! with an average face and 15#'s of makeup. No wonder only black dudes like the huge fat ass lard ass blimp.
Her one extra large freakishly tall fat beastly looking sister reminds me of a fucking Yeti. (The one sister that was on that filthy rich cattle drive is ok looking)
oy yea, and Miranda Kerr all the way, puts Chewbacca kardashain to shame.
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P.S. it's funny how the fat lard ass Kim wont take her black wrap off either. there must be atleast 10-12 yards of material needed to cover up her ass and thighs.
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SMH If Kim is overweight then the average woman walking down the street is obese. Kim K is beautiful and has a great body
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Bingo. The average chick is fat in this country. You been out of the house lately?
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LOL It's true, there are a lot of fat women in America (I imagine the same is true of my country but it's not so much of a problem in the big metropolitan city I live in. Outside of the big city and into the suburbs and rural areas, oh yeah, they're fat too), but it seems like Hollywood's reaction is to make celebrity women too small. If you look at the average playmate in the 50s and 60s, they actually weighed MORE than they do now, while the average woman weighed significantly less. I'm not sure that the appropriate response to the fattening of America is to glorify women who look not much larger than a prisoner of war. If anything, I think it would be demotivating for your average fat hausfrau.
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I.E. - their reaction = "No amount of working out is going to turn me into THAT. I have a job, kids, and a life to live. This skinny bitch doesn't. Might as well not even bother trying and just keep eating this tub of Ben & Jerry's."
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I have to repectfully disgree with you there. I think blaming pop culture for obesity and/or anorexia is the easy way out. It's really a problem with our collective mindset. There's no personal accountability anymore, it's always, 'I know...BUT' people always need a but to explain their problems; whether is be their genes, or their busy lives, or their upbringing.
Hollywood and it's standards cannot change any of that, the only way it'll change is if each and ever overweight person, drops the bullshit, and says 'there's no other reason I'm like this besides ME, and only I can do something to change it; noone else"
This is coming from someone who is overweight and has spent years saying I'll do something about it, and multiple false starts, until one day I wanted it enough and started doing something about it.
It's noone's fault but my own. If anything pop-culture and it's standards are helping me now that I'm actually exercising and shit because it gives me something to aspire to.
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At least Miranda looks like a woman the other one looks like a man with a fat mans body.
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KimKar all day every day!
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One of the easiest questions ever. Kim K.
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KIM IS UGLY WHORE
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Based on THESE pictures its Kardashian by a landslide
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KIM&MIRANDA ARE FUCKING WHORES. KIM&MIRANDA ARE FUCKING CUNTS. KIM&MIRANDA ARE FUCKING SLUTS. KIM&MIRANDA ARE FUCKING BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE KIM&MIRANDA. KIM&MIRANDA DESERVE TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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Fuck you.
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miranda has NO ass at all.
and kim's ass is too fat.
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kim hands down..
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AT FIRST GLANCE THIS CONTEST IS OVER BUT..ON CLOSER INSPECTION KERR LOOKS LIKE A GIRL WHILE KK IS A WOMAN.
ID SAY THOSE WHO PICK THE LATTER HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
KERR IS GORJUS BUT KIM K IS MORE OF A GODDESS.
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i'd have to agree with that. she looks like me before i got my first period. doesn't surprise me there's guys that like it tho. this site is full of pederasses. just like @ the popularity of the jailbait posts.
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Kim needs to suck that gut. Give me a nice toned, perfectly sculpted stomach over that flabby 'real woman' shit any day of the week.
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I think Kim's much more beautiful than Miranda.....
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Kim needs to suck that gut. Give me a nice toned, perfectly sculpted stomach over that flabby 'real woman' shit any day of the week.----------------
that's what i was thinking, KK needs to tone that shit up. & why the hell is she covering her butt up? isn't that what golden showers slutbag whore is famous for; her fat cottage cheese big fat ass.
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Kim is a disgusting fat pig. The only people who say otherwise are fat chicks feeling defensive about their own guts and horny teenagers who get desperate enough to go chubby chasing.
Her legs are so untoned and disgusting -- a true sign of how fucking lazy she is. Your legs don't get toned when you're sucking dick and lying on your back for money like this slore does all day long. Lazy fat pig whore.
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LMAO. Her arms are also extremely short...not short compared to Miranda's but proportion-wise.
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i'd rather fuck Kim, but Miranda would be the better girlfriend overall
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I choose Kim. Them skinny models don't do anything for me.
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Can Miranda dance?
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one is fat the other is anorexic
i choose neither
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both of their bodies are decent; nothing to write home about. but miranda has one of the most beautiful faces ive ever seen, and great smile
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miranda is way better. although i love kim, she isn't as close to perfect as miss kerr is. i mean hello, this is the reason miranda is a victoria's secret angel and kim isn't. fyi: kim is not obese. she is a full figured woman, like marilyn monroe. i just think that miranda has extraordinary facial features, a toned body, and has the most amazing smile ever.
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this match up is stupid.
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wtf! come on ppl i'm a skinny, tall girl and I swear Miranda is skinnier than me; any skinnier and I'd look like a holecaust victim. the problem is vs models looks great in photos but if any of you saw them in person FEEDING TUBE i swear to god. kim is very petite if you saw in real life you would realize, it's just the camera which emhasizes her curves. her body is amazing
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I refuse to take the words of someone who does not know how to spell the word HOLOCAUST.
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The fact people are choosing that boy body over a woman's is very telling.
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Ain't that the truth! Kim has a gorgeous face and a beautiful feminine body with luscious curves.
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This is a hard matchup because it really comes down to preference. Do you prefer full women with curves? Or girls with petite bodies? I personally think they're both beautiful, although I'm gonna give it to Miranda Kerr on this one. She has a prettier face and tighter body.
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You guys comments are a little harsh
Miranda: Not anorexic - if she was malnourished it would show on her skin and boobs.
Kimbo: TBH the fat butt is a little too much, and she needs to tone up.
Neither have perfect bodies so judging by their faces, Miranda.
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of course, Miranda by a looooooooong shot...a shot longer than Gisele Bunchden's nose!
Kimbo, go the fuck away, already. Pathetic lil creature who shows up where models go so she can be seen, too. Bitch, go away, already!
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Kim might not be perfect but she is much better than 95% of all women around and that includes you and yes, I´ve seen your pictures.
By the way,is this Gisele remark is supposed to be amusing? Guess what?
Hooray, you failed. Not that it would be a surprise.
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"Better"? She seems like a waste of space to me.
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Kim all the way. She's gorgeous and also very curvy.
Only thing is she has a cellulite problem but she is also short I think, so its pretty expected.
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Don't get me wrong, Kim is a 10 and I'd beat it like a drum but I gotta go with the VS Angel here.
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Couldn't they switch heads?
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i like my women with a little meat on their bones. not some skeleton. kim it is.
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