Mischa Barton @ Britain's Best 2008 Awards
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMischa's reps claim the photo of her cellulite ass wasn't her, but rather an 80-year old woman's body photoshopped on to Mischa's body.
Bastardly sources staying @ the same hotel where the pics were snapped claim they saw Mischa sunbathing @ the pool & were horrified by the sight of her ass, so we're going to assume Mischa's got massive ass surgery following the outing. As you guys know, medical science has an answer for all your insecurities---especially if you have the cash flow.
Anyway, Mischa's currently partying it up Cannes & doing some promo work for her new flick, You and I.
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This bitch is so annoying...
The way she dresses...her cottage cheese ass..ugghh
Get the fuck outta here!
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she is the worst version of Chi Chi La Rue.
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^^^^ Honey, you crack me up. I totally agree though, why is this bitch even a celeb. She's nuttin'. Stupid bitch can't even drive when she's high.....
And thats the bottom line.....
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her hair is awful, she looks like a cocker spaniel. i cant believe someone that young could have cellulite so badly. Its a travesty
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Sure, sure. Maybe the cute body pics are photoshopped..... Ummm, yes I believe so!
Fat ass bitch, drink some draino and drive off a cliff you useless piece of monkey crap!
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I do believe that was her ass in those pics, such pity... She has hints of a Leslie-Ann Down kind of look, but she can't seem to capture it. And, Stone Cold is right, if she can't drive stoned, she can't drive me..
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nice shoes...that's about it.
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what no looking behind pics...lame excuse
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poor girl, poor poor washed up skanky girl. i think there are nests of things living and breeding in your hair
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Her weave looks cheap (like Britney cheap) and I still see a dimple on her right thigh. Thats all.
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She needs to sack her stylist, pronto. And her hairdresser needs the chop too. A brownbag would've been better (not only for her, but for our eyes as well!).
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