Mischa Barton Took Her Shapeless Legs Out For A Smoke
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

It's great to see that Mischa's smoking her legs back into shape. Kate Beckinsale, Alessandra Ambrosio and many other hotties prove that a healthy dosage of cigs can make any woman really hot, so let's hope smoking works its magic on Mischa.
























Is she supposed to be pretty?
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Headbands Yee Haw!!!!
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Now that's what I call -- SADTASTIC!!!!
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Borders on disgusting.
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she looks like one of the manson gang
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woo hoo!,skank party!
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mischa: "so you are certain that concealer works on varicose veins?"
mischa: "it's so cool that you smoke camel no. 9's too!!!"
mischa: "yes, yeast infections really do grow faster in leather pants. take it from someone that knows sister..."
mischa: "yeah, the headband thing is a stupid trend... but so is your lesbianism."
mischa: "this automatically makes you a g-celebrity... milk it by getting a VH1 show..."
mischa: "yeah, i'm down with the carpet munchers... the last red carpet had the best lobster bisque..."
mischa: "here is the deal, you walk out of this alley then ask for my autograph really frantic-like... oh shi-! the paps are already here! Quick, we are lesbians considering our next controversial blog post..."
mischa: "whoa, too bad it isn't halloween... we could of totally been a hillbilly jim morrison and a badly dressed c-list celebrity..."
mischa: "leather pants and plaid are so out of style... Here is some advice from a person in the know... You have to wear a tow rope tiara, greek goddess dress and show off your shapeless legs like there's no 15 minutes left..."
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