Miss USA vs Miss Teen USA: Crystle Stewart & Stevi Perry
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: WORKUM/bauergriffinonline.comAbout Crystle Stewart:
Crystle Danae Stewart (born September 20, 1981) from Missouri City, Texas is Miss USA 2008.
Stewart won the Miss Texas USA 2008 title in a state pageant held in Laredo, Texas on July 1, 2007, after competing against 121 other contestants.[2][3] She represented Texas in the Miss USA 2008 pageant held in April 2008. [Wiki]
About Stevi Perry:
Stevi Lauren Perry (born July 5, 1990) is a beauty queen from Hamburg, Arkansas who is Miss Teen USA 2008.
Perry, (Miss. Hamburg Teen) won the Miss Arkansas Teen USA 2008 title on November 25, 2007, over Runner-up Marybeth Benton (Miss. Siloam Springs Teen) and was crowned by outgoing titleholder Tiffany Greenstreet. Her sister titleholder is Rachel Howells. She went on to compete in Miss Teen USA 2008 and became the first delegate from Arkansas to capture the crown, when she beat runner-up Miss. South Carolina, Brittany Pjetraj. Arkansas's last placement was in 1985, when Rhonda Ann Heird made it to the top 10. Prior to Perry's win, Arkansas had the longest period without placement of any state at Miss Teen USA. [Wiki]
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both ugly
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damn, someone's dishin' it out today!!
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damn right they're ugly. poor creatures.
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Miss USA is fug; Miss Teen USA looks like she's dead inside.
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... I never thought I would pick a blonde... over anyone
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Helluva body on Miss Teen. Wowzers. I'd put a bag over the face, but still have lots of fun with that.
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Wow, is this really the best we can come up with? I fear for the future.
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One looks like a friendly space creature and the other looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
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yea they both look like monsters. what the hell is this?! and what kind of fuckin names are crystle and stevi??
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it must be "Miss Gay/Tranny USA vs Miss (Teen) Plastic USA"
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I'm behind, I didn't even know we had discovered aliens yet, let alone advance them so they have pagents and shit like that
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idk but i'm sure this isn't the best America has to offer?!?!
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