Nanomi Takizawa Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
- Katherine Heigl’s Panties Are The Real Ugly Truth [HollywoodTuna]
- “The Babysitters” Movie Trailer [CO-ED Magazine]
- Nicole Scherzinger and Her See Through Shirt of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Eva Longoria Talks About Her Friendship With Victoria Beckham [I'm Not Obsessed]
- The Hoff has talent [Celebslam]
- In praise of C. Tweedy, K. Groombridge. M. Kunis and Eric Bana [The Bastardly Society]
- The Real Sumo Fighting 8 [Flabber]
- Fishy Used To Be Sad [Dlisted]
- Bubble wrapped Guillermo on Jimmy Kimmel Live! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Michelle Rodriguez talks about her sexuality [Cele|bitchy]
- Alicia Keys clarifies her statement [The Blemish]
- Paris Hilton's Ass Goiter Throws Stones [CityRag]
- Jason Beghe is “Clear” [DerekHail]
- In who gives a flying fudge news: [Tasteful Celebs]
- Criss Angel’s ‘Emotional Night’ [Celeb Warship]
- In The Driver’s Seat Of Vin Diesel’s Wheelman [Complex]
- HOW TO REMOVE YOUR BRA DURING A WEB CONFERENCE [Uber]
- AShots and Tots: Amy Winehouse Babysits [Fatback Media]
- Paris Hilton’s Tits go to London [The Grumpiest]
- Mila Kunis Impresses On TRL [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
Me eat Japanese cookie one time.
Me take bite me bite into piece of seaweed.
Japanese cookie taste like fish.
Me see above picture me think me want to eat Japanese cookie again.
Me hungry for Naomi.
Me don't care what other people think.
Oscar the Grouch say Naomi fat.
Me say chewy.
Me like chew.
Yum yum yum num hum hum num yum.
Me say banzai.
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her name is Nanomi, Cookie Monster... her boobs look saggy..
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I am a ridiculously big fan of those breasts!
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I'd hit it.
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I'd wear a babies bonnet if she let me suck on those glorious mammaries.
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Page 5 makse me think of dirty furniture sex...I'll take 1 nanomi with nothing on it, 2 bottles of lube, and a futon to go, please.
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Totally hot.
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Wtf @ #1 lol
creepy white asiaphile
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I think it goes without saying that she's real fucking hot.
More pics of her please.
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She's got a great body and is cute!
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Well I don't know who the fuck she is or what she's popular for, but she has won my vote on those jugs alone. Looks kinda young tho...but I'd love to make sushi with her....
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a fat whore with an ugly mug. would anyone ever be intrested in her if she didnt have huge tits?
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The tits are indeed huge, but gravity is already yanking those suckers down. Meh.
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Actually, Blady you're both wrong, her name is Nonami. I know because I just searched for more pics of her fine titties.
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SHE NEEDS A LOAD OF MY DIM-SUM ALL OVER HER ASIAN DELIGHTS
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I'd declare war on her and assault that ass! I would apply for a tourist visa to visit the peaks of those mountains! I'd cover her in Wasabi and eat her like sushi! Oh hell you get the idea! Gorgeous!
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and if i only knew how to pronouce her last name....
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Good for now, but be prepared for her to achieve whale status before too long. They kills whales in Japan, don't they? Thought I saw that on Discovery Channel. Oh well, I'd nail her for about 2 years and then throw the fat bitch out on her ass.
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wow!!!!! I would rape her mouth
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hmm isn't mouth rape the reason you have one ball ?????? ;)
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She looks all soft and shit... Like if you touch any part of her body it's like a babys bottom.
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looks kind of fat
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her real name is Wun Fat Ho
(when people see her on the street they say "man, that is wun fat ho")
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here we go again with the fat comments hahaha
last time this chick was posted here in the bastardly there was a great debate on whether she was fat
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uh. . that's great but what the hell does she really look like? They've colored her face completely white and photoshopped the hell out of the rest of her. lame.
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her period taste like general tso, extra spicey
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A little chunky, huge rack and kind of cute.
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Is this the same bitch who on the last picture had her nasty fat hanging all over the place.
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needs a brown bag and arm extension
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The face is a problem, but the tits look amazing. Give me a brown bag and I´d suck on those babies.
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Asian chicks with big boobs are perfect. That's just a sick combo...
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yea the three sides with fried rice for 7.99 is a nice combo too...
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