Naomi Campbell Goes Yacht Shopping With Her Man-Bitch
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comIs this dude with her b/c he loves rough sex (b/c you know Naomi loves to claw, strangle, throw, punch & God knows what else during sex) or is he simply on some sort of relationship-suicide mission?
Anyway, these were snapped as Naomi and her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin were spotted in Monte Carlo where they are reportedly shopping for a new yacht.
I wanna shop for a new yacht too, damn it!!
She may be a bitch, but her body is absolutely rocking, it defies age, it's possibly the secret to eternal youth, but the side effect of a Naomi-extract Beauty cream would be extreme bad temperitis.
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The only kind of man that could tame a woman like Naomi would have to be a Russian or a Polack. No other man will do.
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I've dedicated my life to taming and conquering wild beasts with my bare hands. I could do it. Naomi would be my greatest challenge ever though, ever greater than the Great White Shark last week. I'm South African born, now Australian. Russians and Polacks don't have shit on me.
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does she call him a 'honky' in bed too?
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