Nude in Playboy Poll: Stacy Keibler vs Maria Menounos


Most of these were snapped @ Details magazine's "Mavericks 2008" issue cocktail party in Beverly Hills

I truly feel both women are at a point in their life & career where they need a spark---a spark that can only be created by cashing in their Bastardly Playboy Trump Card...

1. Stacy Keibler: She simply needs a job & what's a better job than posing nude in front of the camera? Actually, through extensive polling of millions of extremely hot women in various countries around the globe, we learned that there's no better job for hot women than to pose nude in front of a camera. I hope all you extremely hot women are listening!!

2. Maria Menounos: Sure she has her various TV gigs, but in order to make the crucial jump to the next level of stardom, she needs to take it off and show various directors, producers and highly networked actors her hidden potential---yes all her hidden potentials! Ow!

So with that in hand, let's get down to biz of who you wanna see in Playboy:



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I don't get why are you people obsessing over stacy keibler's legs. they are scrawny and her knees are ugly and pointy. I just don't get it, she's nothing special.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 10:12am
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Maria - she doesn't really show that much skin too often. We've already seen a lot of what Stacy has to offer.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 10:18am
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Since you can pretty much see Stacy's only asset any day of the week, I voted for Maria. She is just more attractive overall.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 10:19am
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the first girls legs ARE scrawny.
they both may have long legs but the shapes of the legs are nothing to write home about.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 10:33am
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Maria has a much prettier face but Stacy's got some great legs! I bet she's a runner.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 10:43am
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Menounos, despite the odd shaped face. Great bod, curves a must.

Kiebler is played out these days.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 10:52am
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i agree. maria has a prettier face.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:20am
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i havent really looked up to see pix of stacy or watched her on tv but are those legs she is known for? they are ugly as hell

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:25am
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Mentos has Paula Abdul face,Stacy Keiblers legs start above her knees & it's all heaven from there. Ugly knees but she is probably doing some work on them,you hags are just jealous.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:36am
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I really think stacy's legs could be nicely airbrushed by playboy's army of airbrushing experts...

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:54am
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I like both..we can have a threesome..

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:58am
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Maria is a terrible model. Plus her latino leprechaun face needs a butta bag.

Stacy on the other hand lacks funner curves but she works what she has with hotness and grace. Have you seen her do splits? She knows how work it. I hope we get to see the goods in action before she loses it completely.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 1:15pm
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I pick Stacy because eventough she's been looking real whack in pictures for awhile now, the bi side of me REALLY wants to see her naked. Maria? Not so much.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 1:27pm
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9,
haha "legs start above her knees"...thats not really a leg...thats a thigh right there...the leg includes the whole thing, including the knees, below the knees...u knew that right?

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 2:19pm
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I'd like to see them both, but we've seen most of Stacy so I go w / Maria

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 2:56pm
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The Keibler is far hotter, but the silly bitch will likely never do soft porn.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:43pm
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the keibler is fucking ugly

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 9:45pm
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I think Stacy is better looking than Maria, but Maria's probably the one people would want to see in Playboy because she doesn't show much of herself. Basically, when you've seen everything a person's got, many, many times over, it loses its thrill after a while.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 9:24pm
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stacey keibler was hot back in the day, and now shes ugly? oh whatever...

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 2:53am
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The real question is "Which would ou rather see in a porn movie?"

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 10:48am
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I am a leg man That I voe for stacey. when I look at her long sexy legs I am leg man's heaven

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 2:34am
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Gotta stick up for Stacey, legs, body, face, she's got it all. But the little bit we haven't seen? I want to see it!!!!

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 2:45pm
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Lol @ Stacy is ugly, sure she makes you look like a dike.

Thursday, April 9th, 2009 @ 4:05am
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