Olga Kurylenko vs Katy Perry: Mic Holding Tech Matchup
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
See more Olga's pics from earlier today.Katy Perry's camera-whorish wildness in the public eye leads me to believe that's she's probably a bore when doors are closed & lights are dimmed. On the other hand, even though Olga Kurylenko has flashed her boobies for the cameras on multiple occasions, when she's on the red carpet, she carries herself with a certain level of class---all characteristics of a freaky animal when the doors are closed & lights are dimmer. I'm gonna go w/ Olga on this one...
See more Katy Perry pics from earlier today.
























katy definately looks like she would speak into my mic the best. the double handed technique is always a winner. especially at top speed... i'd still let olga have a speech on my microphone though... who wouldn't?
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Katy double fists like a champ.
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
Katy ftw
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
Never ever compare the absolute idiotic fuckery that is Katie Perry (lol christian pop star) to the absolute perfection that is Olga. That's like comparing a 94' Dodge Caravan to a Ferrari.
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I agree with the person above me!
NancyReply to this Comment
If they both had to wash their face Katy would look awaful compared to Olga. Plus she has acne craters.
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Olga because...well just look at her!
azezealReply to this Comment
MIC HOLDING TECHNIC KATY PERRY THE HOTTEST OLGA OBVIOSLY, I DON'T MIND A THRESOME DO. THE END
juanjoReply to this Comment
Katy Perry is freaking me out right there
concubineReply to this Comment
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