Orlando Bloom Is Still Enjoying Miranda Kerr Sex. Bastard.

CURSE YOU BLOOM!

She is not beautiful but is very attractive. I would hit it. Orlando Bloom is a pimp. Now if only he could act...

Kate Bosworth is much hotter than her. Orlando, you always trade up!

In terms of their faces, Kate and Miranda are about equal. Miranda, while thin, has a nice body. The same cannot be said for Kate. Therefore, Orlando has traded up. It's a mathematical certainty.

Moe, you see Gisele's ass in the latest Testino shoot?

I agree, she's very pretty, but has that dumb-as-a-fucking-pile-of-rocks look on her face....

I love that look :-)

Fuck, I am really digging this girl now. Damn you Orlando Bloom...

pf. if orlando can hit that then i just need to get me some serious money

She looks really boring. I'm a guy saying this. She doesn't have enough personality to make a good girlfriend, and she's not trashy enough to be a cheap turn-on. She could really be any underwear model from a JC Penny catalogue -- a mannequin.

This is a case of "Let's mate because we're both beautiful."

Miranda is doing well for herself
Orlando strikes as the quiet, sensitive, reserved, sweet type.

Not to mention he is smokin' hot!!!!

what is attractive about this dude? i wouldnt look at him twice if he walked by...i cant even say he is overrated cuz he's gotta be rated in my eyes to begin with

He played a gay elf with a midget fetish.

in a movie about gay midgets throwing jewelry into a volcano.

dude, how can so coldly bash one of the greatest movies ever made?!

but yeah, gayliah wood is definitely gay.

LOTR is really gay...but i will admit Legolis is awesome...2 scenes in that series make it...the elephant one and the one hes surfing down the stairs killing mad heads...

and isnt he now dating Maria Sharapova?

man, must be nice to smell as bad as he does apparently and get chicks...

d55
see how it feels, not everyone finds the same guy or WOMAN attractive that you think is hot or attractive.

Phil
WHAT
he stinks????

that can't be true

yeah dude, u didnt read that story?

heres one spot....

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/orlando-bloom-smells-bad-2610.html

just put

Orlando Bloom Smells

into a search engine...

and fuck i forgot her was also trying to get with RuMan Willis at the oscar afterparty....ugh thats scary...

Phil
thanks, he just went for a 9 to a 4.5

LMAO, well, omega, you CAN always suggest that you get in the shower with him....its fun....

its the subtle not so mean way to get your man to shower....

i never found orlando bloom attractive. he has that wimp look on his face.

Phil
LMAO
yes, there's is an idea. But, I don't like any man that much.
{sorry I am out of date, Its after marriage before doing that stuff, I don't want any diseases}
I would drop him of my hot list, if I ever knew he didn't brush his teeth

absolutely disgusting

16,
did you just have an epiphany moment or something? you are telling me that like it's something i dont already know...unlike you, i dont get on here and bash on the guy over and over and over, bringing up inimportant shit about him and making him sound like he is the worst human-being ever...i dont have pix of him; i dont have pix of him that a fan doesnt have...i dont contact websites to find his true height...i can never be on your level when it comes to being a hater on a psychotic...trust me...what i am doing is completely different from what you are doing when it comes to Lima.

unimportant*

psychotic level* damnit

he's nothing without his blonde wig and elf ears...mmm and the bow skills

D55
serious, I don't do half the things you mentioned.
It must be the voices in your head telling that I do those things, like contacting people on other website....hahaha don't flatter yourself....
why on earth would I waste my fucking time doing something like that hahahaha. Next time, you have a thought like that,
tell the voices to shut up!!!
BTW, I post comments like you do but it is you and pstroyer making comments about my comments that makes me post more comments
Plus, there is no fucking way I post more pictures than pstroyer.

I agree with D55, he is not cute at all, and who cares about all those fags you people are talking about.

probably guys that have girlfriends are fucking crazy, never have sex, or have kids, or getting married, wrong choice an bad idea, 4.9 million people are psychos!

Wow, people are talking about me. I must be famous!